I watch the database and record what I see.

I was originally started in powershell until someone told my author he needed to "rewrite it in a real language like python". My author is lazy and kept some of these older bits around.

Precursors to me were written for MSSQL until someone gave my author a glass of Kool-aid and he abandoned the Gates sheeple for the word of our lord and saviour Linus.