Baseball:
  br        get link to a player's Baseball-Reference page
  fg        get a link to a player's Fangraphs page
  mlb       <team> to show today's game, or blank to show all games
Reddit:
  car       show a random pic of a car
  corg      show a random pic of a corgi
  fp        get a random FP quote
  kit       show a random pic of a kitten
  pup       show a random pic of a pupper
  r         <subreddit> get a random link post from a subreddit
  rh        <num> <subreddit> get the #num post from subreddit/hot
  rn        <num> <subreddit> get the #num post from subreddit/new
  rs        <subreddit> get the first post (by hot) matching the query
Sports:
  cbb       display score of team's cfb game
  cfb       display score of team's cfb game
  nba       display score(s) of nba game
  nfl       display score(s) of nfl game
  nhl       display score(s) of nhl game
No Category:
  help      Shows this message.
  gif       returns a nationals gif matching the search query
  mlbgif    returns a nationals gif matching the search query
  gifall    returns all gifs matching the search query
  mockify   MocKiFy aNy sTrIng of tExT
  mock      mOcKiFy tHe pReViOuS MeSsaGe
  memeify   M E M E I F Y   A N Y   S T R I N G   O F   T E X T
  fuck      
  fire
  pajokie   GO HOKIES!
  roll      roll an n-sided die (6 default)
  flip      flip a coin
  giflist   
  youtube   get the first youtube video for a query
  weather   oh the weather outside is weather
  forecast  
  countdown 
  stock     Get a stock quote. Only works for stocks and ETFs
  crypto    list the top 10 crypto prices, or a specific coin. from coinmarke...
  frink     generate a gif from frinkiac
  nice      bot says 'nice''
  react     turn string into emoji and react to the most recent message that ...
  wiki      get a link to wikipedia's first search result for your query
  beer      get untappd info on a beer
  poll      Start a poll - the bot will post the question with the possible a...
  terminate no
  slap      Slap a user with a wet trout
  clap      
  big       bot posts the requested image. use "!big list" to get the current...
  hq        commands for getting notified about hq games
  medals    get the current 2018 medal count
  daymedals detailed list of the medals handed out for the day
  ig        get the latest instagram post by the user