Example #1
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    def get(self, from_html=None):
        if from_html is None:
            text = yield from util.get_markup(self._insult_url)
        else:
            text = from_html

        parsed_insult = bs4.BeautifulSoup(text, 'html.parser')
        return parsed_insult.find('div', class_='wrap').get_text().lstrip()
Example #2
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    def get_bestoftwitchchat_pasta(self, from_html=None):
        index = random.randint(1, 1104)  # TODO: programmatically discover max index
        url = 'http://www.thebestoftwitch.com/feeds/posts/summary?start-index={}&max-results=1'.format(index)
        if from_html is None:
            text = yield from util.get_markup(url)
        else:
            text = from_html

        raw_pasta = self._bestoftwitchchat_regex.search(text)
        pasta = raw_pasta.group(1)
        return html.unescape(pasta.strip())
Example #3
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    def get_oneliner(self, from_html=None):
        url = 'http://www.randomjoke.com/topic/oneliners.php'
        if from_html is None:
            text = yield from util.get_markup(url)
        else:
            text = from_html

        parsed_content = bs4.BeautifulSoup(text, 'html.parser')

        raw_joke = parsed_content.find_all('p')[6].get_text()
        match = self._joke_regex.search(raw_joke)
        return match.group(1).strip()
Example #4
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    def get_twitchquotes_pasta(self, from_html=None):
        url = 'http://www.twitchquotes.com/random'
        if from_html is None:
            text = yield from util.get_markup(url)
        else:
            text = from_html

        raw_quote = self._twitchquotes_regex.sub(r'\1', text)
        parsed_quote = bs4.BeautifulSoup(raw_quote, 'html.parser')
        pasta = parsed_quote.find('div', class_='show_quote_text_area')
        if pasta is None:
            pasta = parsed_quote.find('span', id="quote_content_")
            return pasta.string.replace(' ', '\n').strip(string.whitespace + "\"")

        return pasta.string.strip(string.whitespace + "\"")