def get_simsimi_reply(user_text):
http = urllib3.PoolManager()
api_key1 = "0da76951-3f0d-49be-9be3-e014f658644b"
api_key2 = "63064370-b668-4dd7-a77a-22805fbe11e9"
url = ("http://sandbox.api.simsimi.com/request.p"
"?key=" + api_key2 + "&lc=pt&ft=1.0&text=" +
urllib.quote_plus(user_text))
r = http.request('GET', url)
status = r.status
name = 'simsimi'
text = r.data.strip()
response_text = pattern.sub(" ", text)
if response_text:
try:
dict_ = json.loads(response_text)
reply_text = dict_.get('response')
except SyntaxError:
reply_text, status, name = get_ed_reply(user_text)
print reply_text
if not reply_text:
print 'I HAVE NO RESPONSE'
reply_text, status, name = get_ed_reply(user_text)
print reply_text
else:
reply_text, status, name = get_ed_reply(user_text)
return reply_text, status, 'simsimi'
def get_simsimi_reply(user_text):
http = urllib3.PoolManager()
api_key1 = "0da76951-3f0d-49be-9be3-e014f658644b"
api_key2 = "63064370-b668-4dd7-a77a-22805fbe11e9"
url = (
"http://sandbox.api.simsimi.com/request.p"
"?key=" + api_key2 + "&lc=pt&ft=1.0&text=" + urllib.quote_plus(user_text)
)
r = http.request('GET', url)
status = r.status
name = 'simsimi'
text = r.data.strip()
response_text = pattern.sub(" ", text)
if response_text:
try:
dict_ = json.loads(response_text)
reply_text = dict_.get('response')
except SyntaxError:
reply_text, status, name = get_ed_reply(user_text)
print reply_text
if not reply_text:
print 'I HAVE NO RESPONSE'
reply_text, status, name = get_ed_reply(user_text)
print reply_text
else:
reply_text, status, name = get_ed_reply(user_text)
return reply_text, status, 'simsimi'
def handle(msg):
"""
Just do the actions for each command listed in the conditions.
We have to refactor it puting all commands at a tuple or list, etc.
The bot username will be dinamically alterable, too.
"""
global bot_names
command = ''
print msg
content_type, chat_type, chat_id = telepot.glance2(msg)
print content_type, chat_type, chat_id
if content_type == 'text':
command = utf8_encode(msg['text'].lower())
name = utf8_encode(msg['from']['first_name'])
print 'Got command: %s' % command
names_to_check = verify_text(bot_names, command)
print names_to_check
if names_to_check or chat_type == 'private':
command = remove_bot_name(names_to_check, command)
print command
if command.lower() in morning_words:
bot.sendMessage(chat_id, "Good morning, {}!".format(name))
elif command.lower() in night_words:
bot.sendMessage(chat_id, "Good night, {}!".format(name))
elif command == 'que dia é hoje?':
day = datetime.datetime.now().day
month = months.get(calendar.month_name[datetime.datetime.now().month], '')
bot.sendMessage(
chat_id, "É dia de você calar essa boca. \n\nBrincadeira, hoje é dia {day} de {month} \U0001f605".format(day=day, month=month))
elif command == 'bem vindo!':
if welcome_count < 1:
msg_wel = "Eu sempre estive aqui, idiota! {}".format(Emoji.NEUTRAL_FACE)
elif welcome_count == 1:
msg_wel = "Não repito. {}".format(Emoji.NEUTRAL_FACE)
else:
msg_wel = "{}".format(Emoji.NEUTRAL_FACE)
bot.sendMessage(chat_id, msg_wel)
globals()['welcome_count'] += 1
print globals()['welcome_count']
elif command.lower() in love_words:
msgs = [
"Eu tambem amo vc, {}! {}{}".format(name,
Emoji.BLACK_HEART_SUIT,
Emoji.BLACK_HEART_SUIT),
"Legal.",
]
msg = random.choice(msgs)
bot.sendMessage(chat_id, msg)
if msg == "Legal.":
bot.sendChatAction(chat_id, 'upload_document')
bot.sendDocument(chat_id, "BQADBAADdwMAAgMdZAdPtWmOPGN1IQI")
elif command.lower() == 'que horas são?':
msg = "É muita hipocrisia da sua parte me perguntar isso {}... "\
"Você pode vizualisar facilmente as horas olhando para parte "\
"inferior direita do seu comentário."
bot.sendMessage(chat_id, msg.format(name))
bot.sendChatAction(chat_id, 'upload_document')
bot.sendDocument(chat_id, "BQADAQADEwADnqxzCGp0fqkzsPC6Ag")
elif command.lower() == 'nós te amamos!':
msg = "Ah é?! Foda-se."
bot.sendMessage(chat_id, msg)
bot.sendChatAction(chat_id, 'upload_document')
bot.sendDocument(chat_id, "BQADBAADYwMAAiUcZAe1DjlP-IMGhQI")
elif command.lower() == 'é bininu binina ou binunu binino?'.lower():
msg = "bininu."
bot.sendMessage(chat_id, msg)
elif command.lower() == 'qual sua idade?':
msg = "Você sabe a idade de Deus, seu criador? Pois é, sou 1 ano mais novo que Ele."
bot.sendMessage(chat_id, msg)
elif command.lower() == '/emojis':
msg1, msg2, msg3, msg4, msg5 = get_all_emojis()
bot.sendMessage(chat_id, msg1)
bot.sendMessage(chat_id, msg2)
bot.sendMessage(chat_id, msg3)
bot.sendMessage(chat_id, msg4)
bot.sendMessage(chat_id, msg5)
elif command.lower() in fuck_words:
msg = [
"Querido, por favor! Tenha boas maneiras! Você tem que me convidar pra jantar primeiro.",
"Entre na fila.",
"Sonhando novamente, querido?",
"Se sentindo sozinho de novo, ha?",
"É só eu ou você diz isso para todos?",
"Sério? Agora?",
"Não obrigado. Eu passo.",
]
bot.sendMessage(chat_id, random.choice(msg))
# bot.sendChatAction(chat_id, 'upload_document')
# bot.sendDocument(chat_id, "BQADBAADdwMAAgMdZAdPtWmOPGN1IQI")
elif verify_text(command.lower().split(), 'trans'):
msg = command.lower().replace('trans ', '')
if msg.split()[0] == 'pt':
msg = msg.replace("pt ", "", 1)
print msg
os.system('echo "{}" | trans -b -o ~/output.txt :pt'.format(msg))
else:
os.system('echo "{}" | trans -b -o ~/output.txt :en'.format(msg))
with open(os.environ['HOME'] + '/output.txt', 'r') as content_file:
content = content_file.read()
bot.sendMessage(chat_id, content)
elif equals_text(quote_words, command):
msg = get_quotes(db, bot, chat_id)
bot.sendMessage(chat_id, re.sub(' +', ' ', msg.replace('.', ',')))
# jokes
elif equals_text(joke_words, command):
jokes = my_shuffle(Joke(db).get_jokes())
bot.sendMessage(chat_id, random.choice(jokes))
elif verify_text(lyrics_words, command):
lyrics, status = get_lyrics(command)
bot.sendMessage(chat_id, lyrics, parse_mode='Markdown')
elif verify_text(extractor_words, command):
url = command.split()[1]
msg = v2.extract(url)
try:
bot.sendMessage(chat_id, msg)
except BadHTTPResponse:
msg = ("*Infelizmente o texto é muito grande e excedeu nosso limite."
" Por favor tente extrair textos um pouco menores.*")
bot.sendMessage(chat_id, msg, parse_mode='Markdown')
else:
cnt_ed = count_ed_mgs(db)
cnt_simsimi = count_simsimi_msg(db)
on_the_music_group_id = -82861655
los_primos_group_id = -16994629
shit_group = -78912892
fucked_list_group = [los_primos_group_id, on_the_music_group_id, shit_group]
limit_ed = 5 if chat_id == sminino_group_id else 1 if chat_id in fuck_list_group else 3
limit_simsimi = 2 if chat_id == sminino_group_id else 8 if chat_id in fuck_list_group else 3
print 'limit_ed', limit_ed
print 'limit_simsimi', limit_simsimi
if cnt_ed < limit_ed:
response, sim_status, robot_name = get_ed_reply(command)
elif cnt_simsimi < limit_simsimi:
response, sim_status, robot_name = get_simsimi_reply(command)
else:
response, ed_status, robot_name = get_ed_reply(command)
if ed_status != 200:
response, sim_status, robot_name = get_simsimi_reply(command)
q = {'qty_answed_message': 0}
db.set('ed_info', q)
db.set('simsimi_info', q)
db.dump()
if verify_text(['Fui criado e program', 'O meu inventor'], response):
developed_by_texts = db.get('developed_by')
olds = [utf8_encode(text) for text in developed_by_texts['old']]
news = [utf8_encode(text) for text in developed_by_texts['new']]
if 'Fui criado e program' in response:
response = response.replace(
olds[0],
news[0])
response += ' {}'.format(Emoji.GRINNING_FACE)
if 'O meu inventor' in response:
response = response.replace(
olds[1],
news[1])
info_sent = bot.sendMessage(chat_id, response)
if info_sent:
print robot_name
try:
count_msg = db.get('{}_info'.format(robot_name))['qty_answed_message']
count_msg += 1
except:
count_msg = 0
q = {'qty_answed_message': count_msg}
db.set('{}_info'.format(robot_name), q)
db.dump()
elif verify_text(command.lower().split(), 'kkk'*15):
msgs = [
'hahaha',
'kkkk',
]
bot.sendMessage(chat_id, random.choice(msgs))
def handle(msg):
"""
Just do the actions for each command listed in the conditions.
We have to refactor it puting all commands at a tuple or list, etc.
The bot username will be dinamically alterable, too.
"""
global bot_names
command = ''
print msg
content_type, chat_type, chat_id = telepot.glance2(msg)
print content_type, chat_type, chat_id
if content_type == 'text':
command = utf8_encode(msg['text'].lower())
name = utf8_encode(msg['from']['first_name'])
print 'Got command: %s' % command
names_to_check = verify_text(bot_names, command)
print names_to_check
if names_to_check or chat_type == 'private':
command = remove_bot_name(names_to_check, command)
print command
if command.lower() in morning_words:
bot.sendMessage(chat_id, "Good morning, {}!".format(name))
elif command.lower() in night_words:
bot.sendMessage(chat_id, "Good night, {}!".format(name))
elif command == 'que dia é hoje?':
day = datetime.datetime.now().day
month = months.get(calendar.month_name[datetime.datetime.now().month], '')
bot.sendMessage(
chat_id, "É dia de você calar essa boca. \n\nBrincadeira, hoje é dia {day} de {month} \U0001f605".format(day=day, month=month))
elif command == 'bem vindo!':
if welcome_count < 1:
msg_wel = "Eu sempre estive aqui, idiota! {}".format(Emoji.NEUTRAL_FACE)
elif welcome_count == 1:
msg_wel = "Não repito. {}".format(Emoji.NEUTRAL_FACE)
else:
msg_wel = "{}".format(Emoji.NEUTRAL_FACE)
bot.sendMessage(chat_id, msg_wel)
globals()['welcome_count'] += 1
print globals()['welcome_count']
elif command.lower() in love_words:
msgs = [
"Eu tambem amo vc, {}! {}{}".format(name,
Emoji.BLACK_HEART_SUIT,
Emoji.BLACK_HEART_SUIT),
"Legal.",
]
msg = random.choice(msgs)
bot.sendMessage(chat_id, msg)
if msg == "Legal.":
bot.sendChatAction(chat_id, 'upload_document')
bot.sendDocument(chat_id, "BQADBAADdwMAAgMdZAdPtWmOPGN1IQI")
elif command.lower() == 'que horas são?':
msg = "É muita hipocrisia da sua parte me perguntar isso {}... "\
"Você pode vizualisar facilmente as horas olhando para parte "\
"inferior direita do seu comentário."
bot.sendMessage(chat_id, msg.format(name))
bot.sendChatAction(chat_id, 'upload_document')
bot.sendDocument(chat_id, "BQADAQADEwADnqxzCGp0fqkzsPC6Ag")
elif command.lower() == 'nós te amamos!':
msg = "Ah é?! Foda-se."
bot.sendMessage(chat_id, msg)
bot.sendChatAction(chat_id, 'upload_document')
bot.sendDocument(chat_id, "BQADBAADYwMAAiUcZAe1DjlP-IMGhQI")
elif command.lower() == 'é bininu binina ou binunu binino?'.lower():
msg = "bininu."
bot.sendMessage(chat_id, msg)
elif command.lower() == 'qual sua idade?':
msg = "Você sabe a idade de Deus, seu criador? Pois é, sou 1 ano mais novo que Ele."
bot.sendMessage(chat_id, msg)
elif command.lower() == '/emojis':
msg1, msg2, msg3, msg4, msg5 = get_all_emojis()
bot.sendMessage(chat_id, msg1)
bot.sendMessage(chat_id, msg2)
bot.sendMessage(chat_id, msg3)
bot.sendMessage(chat_id, msg4)
bot.sendMessage(chat_id, msg5)
elif command.lower() in fuck_words:
msg = [
"Querido, por favor! Tenha boas maneiras! Você tem que me convidar pra jantar primeiro.",
"Entre na fila.",
"Sonhando novamente, querido?",
"Se sentindo sozinho de novo, ha?",
"É só eu ou você diz isso para todos?",
"Sério? Agora?",
"Não obrigado. Eu passo.",
]
bot.sendMessage(chat_id, random.choice(msg))
# bot.sendChatAction(chat_id, 'upload_document')
# bot.sendDocument(chat_id, "BQADBAADdwMAAgMdZAdPtWmOPGN1IQI")
elif verify_text(command.lower().split(), 'trans'):
msg = command.lower().replace('trans ', '')
if msg.split()[0] == 'pt':
msg = msg.replace("pt ", "", 1)
print msg
os.system('echo "{}" | trans -b -o ~/output.txt :pt'.format(msg))
else:
os.system('echo "{}" | trans -b -o ~/output.txt :en'.format(msg))
with open(os.environ['HOME'] + '/output.txt', 'r') as content_file:
content = content_file.read()
bot.sendMessage(chat_id, content)
elif equals_text(quote_words, command):
msg = get_quotes(db, bot, chat_id)
bot.sendMessage(chat_id, re.sub(' +', ' ', msg.replace('.', ',')))
# jokes
elif equals_text(joke_words, command):
jokes = my_shuffle(Joke(db).get_jokes())
bot.sendMessage(chat_id, random.choice(jokes))
elif verify_text(lyrics_words, command):
lyrics, status = get_lyrics(command)
bot.sendMessage(chat_id, lyrics, parse_mode='Markdown')
elif verify_text(extractor_words, command):
url = command.split()[1]
msg = v2.extract(url)
try:
bot.sendMessage(chat_id, msg)
except BadHTTPResponse:
msg = ("*Infelizmente o texto é muito grande e excedeu nosso limite."
" Por favor tente extrair textos um pouco menores.*")
bot.sendMessage(chat_id, msg, parse_mode='Markdown')
else:
cnt_ed = count_ed_mgs(db)
cnt_simsimi = count_simsimi_msg(db)
on_the_music_group_id = -82861655
los_primos_group_id = -16994629
shit_group = -78912892
fucked_list_group = [los_primos_group_id, on_the_music_group_id, shit_group]
limit_ed = 5 if chat_id == sminino_group_id else 1 if chat_id in fuck_list_group else 3
limit_simsimi = 2 if chat_id == sminino_group_id else 8 if chat_id in fuck_list_group else 3
print 'limit_ed', limit_ed
print 'limit_simsimi', limit_simsimi
if cnt_ed < limit_ed:
response, sim_status, robot_name = get_ed_reply(command)
elif cnt_simsimi < limit_simsimi:
response, sim_status, robot_name = get_simsimi_reply(command)
else:
response, ed_status, robot_name = get_ed_reply(command)
if ed_status != 200:
response, sim_status, robot_name = get_simsimi_reply(command)
q = {'qty_answed_message': 0}
db.set('ed_info', q)
db.set('simsimi_info', q)
db.dump()
if verify_text(['Fui criado e program', 'O meu inventor'], response):
developed_by_texts = db.get('developed_by')
olds = [utf8_encode(text) for text in developed_by_texts['old']]
news = [utf8_encode(text) for text in developed_by_texts['new']]
if 'Fui criado e program' in response:
response = response.replace(
olds[0],
news[0])
response += ' {}'.format(Emoji.GRINNING_FACE)
if 'O meu inventor' in response:
response = response.replace(
olds[1],
news[1])
info_sent = bot.sendMessage(chat_id, response)
if info_sent:
print robot_name
try:
count_msg = db.get('{}_info'.format(robot_name))['qty_answed_message']
count_msg += 1
except:
count_msg = 0
q = {'qty_answed_message': count_msg}
db.set('{}_info'.format(robot_name), q)
db.dump()
elif verify_text(command.lower().split(), 'kkk'*15):
msgs = [
'hahaha',
'kkkk',
]
bot.sendMessage(chat_id, random.choice(msgs))
