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TheUltimateInsultCreator.py
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TheUltimateInsultCreator.py
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# Insult Generator
# by Logan G.
#
# Sorry for the sloppy, uncommented code.
# I started it at 2am and don't care
# enough to make it more understandable.
# # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # #
import console, sound, random, scene, ui, speech, webbrowser, string, os, sys
from urllib import urlopen
from scene import *
from PIL import Image
console.clear()
console.set_color(0.2, 0.2, 0.2)
console.set_font('Helvetica', 14)
folderPath = 'ImageFiles/Imported/'
imgPath='Insults'
urlPath='http://i.imgur.com/q4UXODX.png'
def ldImg(imgPath,folderPath='Images',urlPath='Null'):
try:
if folderPath: folderPath+="/"
if not os.path.exists(folderPath[:-1]): os.mkdir(folderPath[:-1])
url = urlopen(urlPath)
with open(folderPath+imgPath+'.png', "wb") as output:
output.write(url.read())
return os.getcwd()+'/'+folderPath+imgPath
except:
console.set_color(1,0,0)
print '\nERROR: Download failed.'
sys.exit()
def testPix(ik):
print ik
if not os.path.exists(os.getcwdu()+'/'+folderPath+imgPath+'.png'):
print '\nDownloading...'
try:
lddImg = ldImg(imgPath,folderPath,urlPath)
Image.open(lddImg+'.png').show()
print folderPath+imgPath+".png has been downloaded.\n"
testPix(open(lddImg+'.png'))
console.clear()
except:
print "\nERROR: Download failed."
sys.exit()
class InsultGenerator (Scene):
def setup(self):
self.sw, self.sh = self.size.w, self.size.h
self.iPad = self.sw > 700
self.First = ['Lazy', 'Stupid', 'Insecure', 'Idiotic', 'Slimy', 'Slutty', 'Smelly', 'Pompous', 'Communist', 'Dicknose', 'Pie-Eating', 'Racist', 'Elitist', 'White Trash', 'Drug-Loving', 'Butterface', 'Tone Deaf', 'Ugly', 'Creepy']
self.Second = ['Douche', 'Ass', 'Turd', 'Rectum', 'Butt', 'Cock', 'Shit', 'Crotch', 'Bitch', 'Prick', 'Slut', 'Taint', 'Fuck', 'Dick', 'Boner', 'Shart', 'Nut', 'Sphincter']
self.Third = ['Pilot', 'Canoe', 'Captain', 'Pirate', 'Hammer', 'Knob', 'Box', 'Jockey', 'Nazi', 'Waffle', 'Goblin', 'Blossum', 'Biscuit', 'Clown', 'Socket', 'Monster', 'Hound', 'Dragon', 'Balloon']
self.Display = 'Tap the screen for a random insult!'
self.FirstDisplay = ''
self.SecondDisplay = ''
self.ThirdDisplay = ''
self.Full = ''
self.Randum = -60
self.Dunn = True
self.ButtonPressed = False
self.SpeechEnabled = True
self.tX = 0
self.Dragging = False
self.Stage = 'Insult'
self.Barrier = self.sh/4.0
self.AimY = 0
#Images
self.Muted = 'ionicons-ios7-mic-off-256'
self.Unmuted = 'ionicons-ios7-mic-256'
self.ShareImage = 'ionicons-share-256'
self.EditImage = 'ionicons-navicon-round-256'
self.Valuez = load_image_file('ImageFiles/Imported/Insults.png')
self.CloseButton = 'ionicons-close-round-256'
self.FB = 'ionicons-social-facebook-256'
self.TW = 'ionicons-social-twitter-256'
self.TX = 'ionicons-ios7-chatboxes-256'
self.EM = 'ionicons-email-256'
def draw(self):
background(0.75, 0.75, 0.75)
no_tint()
image(self.Valuez, 10, 10, self.sw-20, self.sh-90)
if self.Dragging:
self.tX -= (self.tX-self.AimY)*0.25
if not self.Dragging and self.Stage != 'Share':
if self.Stage == 'Insult':
self.tX -= (self.tX * 0.1)
else:
self.tX += ((self.sh-70)-self.tX) * 0.1
push_matrix()
translate(0, self.tX)
stroke_weight(1)
for ij in range(10):
stroke(0.2, 0.2, 0.2, (1-ij/10.0)/2.0)
line(0, -ij, self.sw, -ij)
fill(0.8, 0.8, 0.8)
no_stroke()
rect(0, 0, self.sw, self.sh)
if self.Randum > 0:
self.Randum -= 1
self.Randomize()
elif self.Randum > -10:
self.Randum -= 1
if self.Randum % 2 == 0:
self.Randomize()
elif self.Randum > -20:
self.Randum -= 1
if self.Randum % 3 == 0:
self.Randomize()
elif self.Randum > -30:
self.Randum -= 1
if self.Randum % 4 == 0:
self.Randomize()
elif self.Randum > -40:
self.Randum -= 1
if self.Randum % 5 == 0:
self.Randomize()
elif not self.Dunn:
self.Dunn = True
self.Full = self.FirstDisplay + ' ' + self.SecondDisplay + ' ' + self.ThirdDisplay
if self.SpeechEnabled:
speech.stop()
if not self.Full[0] in ('A','E','I','O','U'):
speech.say('You are a '+self.Full, 'en-US', 0.15)
else:
speech.say('You are an '+self.Full, 'en-US', 0.15)
tint(1, 1, 1)
text(self.Display, 'Noteworthy-Bold', 18, self.sw/2.0+2, self.sh/2.0-2, 5)
tint(0, 0, 0)
text(self.Display, 'Noteworthy-Bold', 18, self.sw/2.0, self.sh/2.0, 5)
tint(0, 0, 0, 0.5)
if self.Display == '':
try:
if not self.Full[0] in ('A','E','I','O','U'):
text('You are a...', 'SourceSansPro-Bold', 42, self.sw/2.0-1, self.sh/4.0*3+1, 5)
else:
text('You are an...', 'SourceSansPro-Bold', 42, self.sw/2.0-1, self.sh/4.0*3+1, 5)
except:
text('You are a...', 'SourceSansPro-Bold', 42, self.sw/2.0-1, self.sh/4.0*3+1, 5)
text(self.FirstDisplay, 'SourceSansPro-Bold', 26, self.sw/2.0-0.5, self.sh/8.0*5+0.5, 5)
text(self.SecondDisplay, 'SourceSansPro-Bold', 26, self.sw/2.0-0.5, self.sh/2.0+0.5, 5)
text(self.ThirdDisplay, 'SourceSansPro-Bold', 26, self.sw/2.0-0.5, self.sh/8.0*3+0.5, 5)
tint(0, 0, 0, 0.5-(self.tX/(self.sh-70))/2.0)
#text(self.Full, 'Noteworthy-Bold', 18, self.sw/2.0-1, 51, 8)
tint(1, 1, 1)
if self.Display == '':
try:
if not self.Full[0] in ('A','E','I','O','U'):
text('You are a...', 'SourceSansPro-Bold', 42, self.sw/2.0+1, self.sh/4.0*3-1, 5)
else:
text('You are an...', 'SourceSansPro-Bold', 42, self.sw/2.0+1, self.sh/4.0*3-1, 5)
except:
text('You are a...', 'SourceSansPro-Bold', 42, self.sw/2.0+1, self.sh/4.0*3-1, 5)
text(self.FirstDisplay, 'SourceSansPro-Bold', 26, self.sw/2.0+1, self.sh/8.0*5-1, 5)
text(self.SecondDisplay, 'SourceSansPro-Bold', 26, self.sw/2.0+1, self.sh/2.0-1, 5)
text(self.ThirdDisplay, 'SourceSansPro-Bold', 26, self.sw/2.0+1, self.sh/8.0*3-1, 5)
tint(1, 1, 1, 1-(self.tX/(self.sh-70)))
text(self.Full, 'Noteworthy-Bold', 18, self.sw/2.0+2, 48, 8)
tint(0.2, 0.4, 0.9, 0.75)
text(self.FirstDisplay, 'SourceSansPro-Bold', 26, self.sw/2.0, self.sh/8.0*5, 5)
text(self.SecondDisplay, 'SourceSansPro-Bold', 26, self.sw/2.0, self.sh/2.0, 5)
text(self.ThirdDisplay, 'SourceSansPro-Bold', 26, self.sw/2.0, self.sh/8.0*3, 5)
tint(0, 0.3, 0.6, 1-(self.tX/(self.sh-70)))
text(self.Full, 'Noteworthy-Bold', 18, self.sw/2.0, 50, 8)
tint(0.3, 0.3, 0.3)
if self.Display == '':
try:
if not self.Full[0] in ('A','E','I','O','U'):
text('You are a...', 'SourceSansPro-Bold', 42, self.sw/2.0, self.sh/4.0*3, 5)
else:
text('You are an...', 'SourceSansPro-Bold', 42, self.sw/2.0, self.sh/4.0*3, 5)
except:
text('You are a...', 'SourceSansPro-Bold', 42, self.sw/2.0, self.sh/4.0*3, 5)
tint(0.2, 0.2, 0.2, 1-self.tX/(self.sh-50))
image(self.Unmuted if self.SpeechEnabled else self.Muted, 5, 5, 40, 40)
if self.Full == '':
tint(0.2, 0.2, 0.2, 0.25-self.tX/(self.sh-50)/4.0)
image(self.ShareImage, self.sw-45, 5, 40, 40)
tint(0.2, 0.2, 0.2)
image(self.EditImage, self.sw/2.0-20, 5, 40, 40)
#Help
if self.Display != '':
tint(1, 1, 1, 1-(self.tX/(self.sh-70)))
text('Text-to-speech', 'Noteworthy-Bold', 14, 7, 48, 9)
text('Share', 'Noteworthy-Bold', 14, self.sw-5, 48, 7)
text('List', 'Noteworthy-Bold', 14, self.sw/2.0+2, 48, 8)
tint(0, 0, 0, 1-(self.tX/(self.sh-70)))
text('Text-to-speech', 'Noteworthy-Bold', 14, 5, 50, 9)
text('Share', 'Noteworthy-Bold', 14, self.sw-7, 50, 7)
text('List', 'Noteworthy-Bold', 14, self.sw/2.0, 50, 8)
pop_matrix()
if self.Stage == 'Share':
fill(0, 0, 0, 0.8)
no_stroke()
rect(0, 0, self.sw, self.sh)
fill(0.8, 0.8, 0.8)
rect(25, 35, self.sw-50, self.sh-90)
rect(35, 25, self.sw-70, self.sh-70)
ellipse(25, self.sh-65, 20, 20)
ellipse(self.sw-45, self.sh-65, 20, 20)
ellipse(25, 25, 20, 20)
ellipse(self.sw-45, 25, 20, 20)
tint(1, 1, 1)
if not self.Full[0] in ('A','E','I','O','U'):
text('You know what? You\'re a', 'Noteworthy-Bold', 18, self.sw/2.0+2, self.sh-98, 2)
else:
text('You know what? You\'re an', 'Noteworthy-Bold', 18, self.sw/2.0+2, self.sh-98, 2)
text(self.Full, 'Noteworthy-Bold', 18, self.sw/2.0+2, self.sh-122, 2)
tint(0.2, 0.2, 0.2)
if not self.Full[0] in ('A','E','I','O','U'):
text('You know what? You\'re a', 'Noteworthy-Bold', 18, self.sw/2.0, self.sh-98, 2)
else:
text('You know what? You\'re an', 'Noteworthy-Bold', 18, self.sw/2.0, self.sh-98, 2)
text('Share by Email:', 'SourceSansPro-Bold', 18, self.sw/2.0, self.sh-180, 2)
tint(0.2, 0.2, 1)
text(self.Full, 'Noteworthy-Bold', 18, self.sw/2.0, self.sh-120, 2)
no_tint()
image(self.CloseButton, 30, self.sh-90, 40, 40)
image(self.EM, self.sw/2.0-25, self.sh-255-25, 50, 50)
def touch_began(self, touch):
TouchX, TouchY = touch.location.x, touch.location.y
self.Dragging = False
if self.Stage == 'Insult':
if TouchY < 70:
self.ButtonPressed = True
if TouchX < self.sw/4.0:
self.SpeechEnabled = not self.SpeechEnabled
speech.stop()
speech.stop()
speech.stop()
elif TouchX > self.sw-(self.sw/4.0):
if self.Full != '':
self.Stage = 'Share'
else:
self.Dragging = True
self.AimY = TouchY
self.tX = 20
self.Barrier = self.sh/4.0
else:
self.ButtonPressed = False
if self.Dunn and not self.ButtonPressed:
self.Display = ''
self.Randum = 25
self.Dunn = False
elif self.Stage == 'Edit':
if TouchY > self.sh-70:
self.Dragging = True
self.AimY = TouchY
self.tX = self.sh-90
self.Barrier = self.sh/4.0*3
else:
pass #Edit values
else:
if TouchX < 80 and TouchY > self.sh-100:
self.Stage = 'Insult'
if TouchY > self.sh-280 and TouchY < self.sh-180:
if TouchX < self.sw/2.0+50 and TouchX > self.sw/2.0-50:
if string.find(self.FirstDisplay, ' ') > -1:
self.FirstDisplay2 = string.join(string.split(self.FirstDisplay, ' '), '%20')
else:
self.FirstDisplay2 = self.FirstDisplay
if not self.Full[0] in ('A','E','I','O','U'):
openUrl = 'mailto:?subject=The%20Ultimate%20Insult%20Creator%20for%20iOS&body=You%20know%20what?%20You\'re%20nothing%20but%20a%20'+self.FirstDisplay2+'%20'+self.SecondDisplay+'%20'+self.ThirdDisplay+'!'
else:
openUrl = 'mailto:?subject=The%20Ultimate%20Insult%20Creator%20for%20iOS&body=You%20know%20what?%20You\'re%20nothing%20but%20an%20'+self.FirstDisplay2+'%20'+self.SecondDisplay+'%20'+self.ThirdDisplay+'!'
webbrowser.open(openUrl)
def touch_moved(self, touch):
if self.Dragging:
#self.tX -= touch.prev_location.y - touch.location.y
self.AimY = touch.location.y
def touch_ended(self, touch):
self.Dragging = False
if self.Stage != 'Share':
if self.tX > self.Barrier:
self.Stage = 'Edit'
else:
self.Stage = 'Insult'
def Randomize(self):
if self.Randum > -40:
sound.play_effect('Click_1', ((self.Randum+40.0)/65.0), 3+(self.Randum/15.0))
else:
sound.play_effect('Ding_3', 1.5, 0.9)
self.FirstDisplay = random.choice(self.First)
self.SecondDisplay = random.choice(self.Second)
self.ThirdDisplay = random.choice(self.Third)
def pause(self):
for ij in range(10):
speech.stop()
def resume(self):
for ij in range(10):
speech.stop()
class SceneViewer(ui.View):
def __init__(self, in_scene):
self.present('full_screen', hide_title_bar = True)
scene_view = scene.SceneView(frame=self.frame)
scene_view.scene = in_scene
self.add_subview(scene_view)
self.add_subview(self.close_button())
def close_action(self, sender):
self.close()
def close_button(self):
the_button = ui.Button(title='X')
the_button.x = self.width - the_button.width
the_button.y = the_button.height / 2
the_button.action = self.close_action
the_button.font=('<system-bold>', 20)
return the_button
if __name__ == '__main__':
SceneViewer(InsultGenerator())