I like SQL. I want to give the computer SQL and get back a list of objects. This does that, mostly.

Is it safe?

Cursors are sequences of named tuples. Here's how you get one:

from cursors import connect
connection  = connect('bang')
cursor = connection('SELECT * FROM business_business ORDER BY id')

Since these connections and cursors are subclasses of actual connections and cursors, you get all those other methods for free.