def animetake(inp):
"anime [list|get] <anime name> - Searches Animetake for the latest updates"
error = u'not so lucky today..'
try:
inp_array = inp.split(' ')
command = inp_array[0]
query = inp_array[1]
except:
pass
url = "http://www.animetake.com/" #% (urllib.quote_plus(query))
anime_updates = []
response = ""
soup = http.get_soup(url)
page = soup.find('div', id='mainContent').ul
for li in page.findAll('li'):
anime_link = li.find('div', 'updateinfo').h4.a
anime_updates.append('%s : %s' %
(anime_link['title'], anime_link['href']))
if command == 'list':
count = 1
response = "Latest Anime Updates: "
for anime_title in anime_updates:
response += ("%s | " % (anime_title.split(' : ')[0]))
count += 1
if count == 11:
break
elif command == 'get':
indices = [i for i, x in enumerate(anime_updates) if query in x]
for index in indices:
response += ("%s " % (anime_updates[index]))
return response
def animetake(inp):
"animetake <list> | <get [query]> - searches animetake for the latest updates"
error = u"not so lucky today.."
try:
inp_array = inp.split(" ")
command = inp_array[0]
query = inp_array[1]
except:
pass
url = "http://www.animetake.com/" #% (urllib.quote_plus(query))
anime_updates = []
response = ""
soup = http.get_soup(url)
page = soup.find("div", id="mainContent").ul
for li in page.findAll("li"):
anime_link = li.find("div", "updateinfo").h4.a
anime_updates.append("%s : %s" % (anime_link["title"], anime_link["href"]))
if command == "list":
count = 1
response = "Latest Anime Updates: "
for anime_title in anime_updates:
response += "%s | " % (anime_title.split(" : ")[0])
count += 1
if count == 11:
break
elif command == "get":
indices = [i for i, x in enumerate(anime_updates) if query in x]
for index in indices:
response += "%s " % (anime_updates[index])
return response
def fourchan_url(match):
soup = http.get_soup(match)
title = soup.title.renderContents().strip()
post = soup.find('div', {'class': 'opContainer'})
comment = post.find('blockquote', {'class': 'postMessage'})
author = post.find_all('span', {'class': 'nameBlock'})[1]
return http.process_text('\x02%s\x02 - posted by \x02%s\x02: %s' % (title, author, comment))
def horoscope(inp, db=None, notice=None, nick=None):
"""horoscope <sign> [save] -- Get your horoscope."""
save = False
database.init(db)
if '@' in inp:
nick = inp.split('@')[1].strip()
sign = database.get(db,'users','horoscope','nick',nick)
if not sign: return "No horoscope sign stored for {}.".format(nick)
else:
sign = database.get(db,'users','horoscope','nick',nick)
if not inp:
if not sign:
notice(horoscope.__doc__)
return
else:
if not sign: save = True
if " save" in inp: save = True
sign = inp.split()[0]
url = "http://my.horoscope.com/astrology/free-daily-horoscope-%s.html" % sign
try:
result = http.get_soup(url)
title = result.find_all('h1', {'class': 'h1b'})[1].text
horoscopetxt = result.find('div', {'id': 'textline'}).text
except: return "Could not get the horoscope for {}.".format(sign.encode('utf8'))
if sign and save: database.set(db,'users','horoscope',sign,'nick',nick)
return u"\x02{}\x02 {}".format(title, horoscopetxt)
def sptfy(inp, sptfy=False):
if sptfy:
shortenurl = "http://sptfy.com/index.php"
data = urlencode({
'longUrl': inp,
'shortUrlDomain': 1,
'submitted': 1,
"shortUrlFolder": 6,
"customUrl": "",
"shortUrlPassword": "",
"shortUrlExpiryDate": "",
"shortUrlUses": 0,
"shortUrlType": 0
})
try:
soup = http.get_soup(shortenurl, post_data=data, cookies=True)
except:
return inp
try:
link = soup.find('div', {'class': 'resultLink'}).text.strip()
return link
except:
message = "Unable to shorten URL: {}".format(
soup.find('div', {
'class': 'messagebox_text'
}).find('p').text.split("<br/>")[0])
return message
else:
return web.try_isgd(inp)
def fact(inp, say=False, nick=False):
"""fact -- Gets a random fact from OMGFACTS."""
attempts = 0
# all of this is because omgfacts is fail
while True:
try:
soup = http.get_soup('http://www.omg-facts.com/random')
except:
if attempts > 2:
return "Could not find a fact!"
else:
attempts += 1
continue
response = soup.find('a', {'class': 'surprise'})
link = response['href']
fact = ''.join(response.find(text=True))
if fact:
fact = fact.strip()
break
else:
if attempts > 2:
return "Could not find a fact!"
else:
attempts += 1
continue
url = web.try_isgd(link)
return "{} - {}".format(fact, url)
def animetake(inp):
"animetake <list> | <get [query]> - searches animetake for the latest updates"
error = u'not so lucky today..'
try:
inp_array = inp.split(' ')
command = inp_array[0]
query = inp_array[1]
except:
pass
url = "http://www.animetake.com/" #% (urllib.quote_plus(query))
anime_updates = []
response = ""
soup = http.get_soup(url)
page = soup.find('div', id='mainContent').ul
for li in page.findAll('li'):
anime_link = li.find('div', 'updateinfo').h4.a
anime_updates.append('%s : %s' % (anime_link['title'], anime_link['href']))
if command == 'list':
count = 1
response = "Latest Anime Updates: "
for anime_title in anime_updates:
response += ("%s | " % (anime_title.split(' : ')[0]))
count+=1
if count == 11:
break
elif command == 'get':
indices = [i for i, x in enumerate(anime_updates) if query in x]
for index in indices:
response += ("%s " % (anime_updates[index]))
return response
def fact():
"""fact -- Gets a random fact from OMGFACTS."""
attempts = 0
# all of this is because omgfacts is fail
while True:
try:
soup = http.get_soup("http://www.omg-facts.com/random")
except (http.HTTPError, http.URLError):
if attempts > 2:
return "Could not find a fact!"
else:
attempts += 1
continue
response = soup.find("a", {"class": "surprise"})
link = response["href"]
fact_data = "".join(response.find(text=True))
if fact_data:
fact_data = fact_data.strip()
break
else:
if attempts > 2:
return "Could not find a fact!"
else:
attempts += 1
continue
url = web.try_isgd(link)
return "{} - {}".format(fact_data, url)
def fourchanthread_url(match):
soup = http.get_soup(match)
title = soup.title.renderContents().strip()
post = soup.find('div', {'class': 'opContainer'})
comment = post.find('blockquote', {'class': 'postMessage'}).renderContents().strip()
author = post.find_all('span', {'class': 'nameBlock'})[1]
return http.process_text("\x02{}\x02 - posted by \x02{}\x02: {}".format(title, author, comment[:trimlength]))
def wikipedia_url(match):
soup = http.get_soup(match)
title = soup.find('h1', {'id': 'firstHeading'}).renderContents().strip()
post = soup.find('p').renderContents().strip().replace('\n', '').replace(
'\r', '')
return http.process_text("\x02Wikipedia.org: {}\x02 - {}...".format(
title, post[:trimlength]))
def horoscope(inp, db=None, notice=None, nick=None):
"""horoscope <sign> [save] -- Get your horoscope."""
save = False
database.init(db)
if '@' in inp:
nick = inp.split('@')[1].strip()
sign = database.get(db, 'users', 'horoscope', 'nick', nick)
if not sign: return "No horoscope sign stored for {}.".format(nick)
else:
sign = database.get(db, 'users', 'horoscope', 'nick', nick)
if not inp:
if not sign:
notice(horoscope.__doc__)
return
else:
if not sign: save = True
if " save" in inp: save = True
sign = inp.split()[0]
url = "http://my.horoscope.com/astrology/free-daily-horoscope-%s.html" % sign
try:
result = http.get_soup(url)
title = result.find_all('h1', {'class': 'h1b'})[1].text
horoscopetxt = result.find('div', {'id': 'textline'}).text
except:
return "Could not get the horoscope for {}.".format(
sign.encode('utf8'))
if sign and save:
database.set(db, 'users', 'horoscope', sign, 'nick', nick)
return u"\x02{}\x02 {}".format(title, horoscopetxt)
def isup(inp):
"""isup -- uses isup.me to see if a site is up or not
:type inp: str
"""
# slightly overcomplicated, esoteric URL parsing
scheme, auth, path, query, fragment = urllib.parse.urlsplit(inp.strip())
domain = auth or path
url = urlnorm.normalize(domain, assume_scheme="http")
try:
soup = http.get_soup('http://isup.me/' + domain)
except http.HTTPError:
return "Failed to get status."
content = soup.find('div').text.strip()
if "not just you" in content:
return "It's not just you. {} looks \x02\x034down\x02\x0f from here!".format(
url)
elif "is up" in content:
return "It's just you. {} is \x02\x033up\x02\x0f.".format(url)
else:
return "Huh? That doesn't look like a site on the interweb."
def get_woots(inp):
woots = {}
for k, v in inp.items():
try:
w = {}
soup = http.get_soup(api + v)
w['product'] = soup.find('woot:product').text
w['wootoff'] = soup.find('woot:wootoff').text
w['price'] = soup.find('woot:price').text
w['pricerange'] = soup.find('woot:pricerange').text
w['shipping'] = soup.find('woot:shipping').text
w['url'] = "http://{}".format(v)
w['soldout'] = soup.find('woot:soldout').text
w['soldoutpercent'] = soup.find('woot:soldoutpercentage').text
category = text.capitalize_first(k if k == 'woot' else "%s woot" % k)
if w['wootoff'] != "false":
category += "off!"
woots[category] = w
except:
continue
return woots
def newgrounds_url(match):
location = match.group(4).split("/")[-1]
if not test(location):
print(
"Not a valid Newgrounds portal ID. Example: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/593993"
)
return None
soup = http.get_soup("http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/" + location)
title = "\x02{}\x02".format(soup.find('title').text)
# get author
try:
author_info = soup.find('ul', {
'class': 'authorlinks'
}).find('img')['alt']
author = " - \x02{}\x02".format(author_info)
except:
author = ""
# get rating
try:
rating_info = soup.find('dd',
{'class': 'star-variable'
})['title'].split("Stars –")[0].strip()
rating = " - rated \x02{}\x02/\x025.0\x02".format(rating_info)
except:
rating = ""
# get amount of ratings
try:
ratings_info = soup.find('dd',
{'class': 'star-variable'})['title'].split(
"Stars"
" &ndsh;")[1].replace("Votes",
"").strip()
numofratings = " ({})".format(ratings_info)
except:
numofratings = ""
# get amount of views
try:
views_info = soup.find('dl', {
'class': 'contentdata'
}).findAll('dd')[1].find('strong').text
views = " - \x02{}\x02 views".format(views_info)
except:
views = ""
# get upload data
try:
date = "on \x02{}\x02".format(
soup.find('dl', {
'class': 'sidestats'
}).find('dd').text)
except:
date = ""
return title + rating + numofratings + views + author + date
def refresh_cache():
""" gets a page of random FMLs and puts them into a dictionary """
soup = http.get_soup('http://www.fmylife.com/random/')
for e in soup.find_all('p', attrs={'class': 'block'}):
id = int(e.find_all('a', href=True)[0]['href'].split('_')[1].split('.')[0])
text = e.find_all('a')[0].text.strip()
fml_cache.append((id, text))
def get_bash_quote(inp):
try:
soup = http.get_soup('http://bash.org/?%s' % inp)
quote_info = soup.find('p', {'class': 'quote'}).text
quote = soup.find('p', {'class': 'qt'}).text
return ('\x02#{}\x02 ({}): {}'.format(quote_info.split()[0].replace('#',''), quote_info.split()[1].split('(')[1].split(')')[0].strip(), quote.replace('\n', ' ').replace('\r', ' |')))
except:
return "No quote found."
def fourchanthread_url(match):
soup = http.get_soup(match)
title = soup.title.renderContents().strip()
post = soup.find('div', {'class': 'opContainer'})
comment = post.find('blockquote', {'class': 'postMessage'}).renderContents().strip()
author = post.find_all('span', {'class': 'nameBlock'})[1]
return http.process_text("\x02{}\x02 - posted by \x02{}\x02: {}".format(
title, author, comment[:trimlength]))
def lyrics(inp):
"""lyrics <search> - Search AZLyrics.com for song lyrics"""
if "pastelyrics" in inp:
dopaste = True
inp = inp.replace("pastelyrics", "").strip()
else:
dopaste = False
soup = http.get_soup(url + inp.replace(" ", "+"))
if "Try to compose less restrictive search query" in soup.find(
'div', {
'id': 'inn'
}).text:
return "No results. Check spelling."
div = None
for i in soup.findAll('div', {'class': 'sen'}):
if "/lyrics/" in i.find('a')['href']:
div = i
break
if div:
title = div.find('a').text
link = div.find('a')['href']
if dopaste:
newsoup = http.get_soup(link)
try:
lyrics = newsoup.find(
'div', {
'style': 'margin-left:10px;margin-right:10px;'
}).text.strip()
pasteurl = " " + web.haste(lyrics)
except Exception as e:
pasteurl = " (\x02Unable to paste lyrics\x02 [{}])".format(
str(e))
else:
pasteurl = ""
artist = div.find('b').text.title()
lyricsum = div.find('div').text
if "\r\n" in lyricsum.strip():
lyricsum = " / ".join(
lyricsum.strip().split("\r\n")[0:4]) # truncate, format
else:
lyricsum = " / ".join(
lyricsum.strip().split("\n")[0:4]) # truncate, format
return u"\x02{}\x02 by \x02{}\x02 {}{} - {}".format(
title, artist, web.try_isgd(link), pasteurl, lyricsum[:-3])
else:
return "No song results. " + url + inp.replace(" ", "+")
def refresh_cache():
""" gets a page of random FMLs and puts them into a dictionary """
soup = http.get_soup('http://www.fmylife.com/random/')
for e in soup.find_all('div', {'class': 'post article'}):
id = int(e['id'])
text = ''.join(e.find('p').find_all(text=True))
fml_cache.append((id, text))
def refresh_cache():
""" gets a page of random FMLs and puts them into a dictionary """
soup = http.get_soup('http://www.fmylife.com/random/')
for e in soup.find_all('div', {'class': 'post article'}):
fml_id = int(e['id'])
text = ''.join(e.find('p').find_all(text=True))
fml_cache.append((fml_id, text))
def refresh_cache():
"""gets a page of random MLIAs and puts them into a dictionary """
url = 'http://mylifeisaverage.com/{}'.format(random.randint(1, 11000))
soup = http.get_soup(url)
for story in soup.find_all('div', {'class': 'story '}):
mlia_id = story.find('span', {'class': 'left'}).a.text
mlia_text = story.find('div', {'class': 'sc'}).text.strip()
mlia_cache.append((mlia_id, mlia_text))
def get_yandere_tags(inp):
url = "https://yande.re/post?tags=%s" % inp.replace(" ", "_")
soup = http.get_soup(url)
imagelist = soup.find("ul", {"id": "post-list-posts"}).findAll("li")
image = imagelist[random.randint(0, len(imagelist) - 1)]
imageid = image["id"].replace("p", "")
title = image.find("img")["title"]
src = image.find("a", {"class": "directlink"})["href"]
return "\x034NSFW\x03: \x02({})\x02 {}: {}".format(imageid, title, web.isgd(http.unquote(src)))
def refresh_cache():
"gets a page of random MLIAs and puts them into a dictionary "
url = 'http://mylifeisaverage.com/%s' % random.randint(1,11000)
soup = http.get_soup(url)
for story in soup.find_all('div', {'class': 'story '}):
mlia_id = story.find('span', {'class': 'left'}).a.text
mlia_text = story.find('div', {'class': 'sc'}).text.strip()
mlia_cache.append((mlia_id, mlia_text))
def get_yandere_tags(inp):
url = 'https://yande.re/post?tags=%s' % inp.replace(' ','_')
soup = http.get_soup(url)
imagelist = soup.find('ul', {'id': 'post-list-posts'}).findAll('li')
image = imagelist[random.randint(0,len(imagelist)-1)]
imageid = image["id"].replace('p','')
title = image.find('img')['title']
src = image.find('a', {'class': 'directlink'})["href"]
return u"\x034NSFW\x03: \x02({})\x02 {}: {}".format(imageid, title, web.isgd(http.unquote(src)))
def get_yandere_tags(inp):
url = 'https://yande.re/post?tags=%s' % inp.replace(' ', '_')
soup = http.get_soup(url)
imagelist = soup.find('ul', {'id': 'post-list-posts'}).findAll('li')
image = imagelist[random.randint(0, len(imagelist) - 1)]
imageid = image["id"].replace('p', '')
title = image.find('img')['title']
src = image.find('a', {'class': 'directlink'})["href"]
return u"\x034NSFW\x03: \x02({})\x02 {}: {}".format(
imageid, title, web.isgd(http.unquote(src)))
def refresh_cache():
"gets a page of random yande.re posts and puts them into a dictionary "
url = "https://yande.re/post?page=%s" % random.randint(1, 11000)
soup = http.get_soup(url)
for result in soup.findAll("li"):
title = result.find("img", {"class": re.compile(r"\bpreview\b")}) # ['title']
img = result.find("a", {"class": re.compile(r"\bdirectlink\b")}) # ['href']
if img and title:
yandere_cache.append((result["id"].replace("p", ""), title["title"].split(" User")[0], img["href"]))
def steam(inp):
""".steam [search] - Search for specified game/trailer/DLC."""
soup = http.get_soup("http://store.steampowered.com/search/?term={}".format(inp))
result = soup.find('a', {'class': 'search_result_row'})
try:
return (get_steam_info(result['href']) +
" - " + web.try_googl(result['href']))
except Exception as e:
print "Steam search error: {}".format(e)
return "Steam API error, please try again later."
def calc(inp):
"calc <term> -- Calculate <term> with Google Calc."
soup = http.get_soup('http://www.google.com/search', q=inp)
result = soup.find('h2', {'class': 'r'})
if not result:
return "Could not calculate '%s'" % inp
return result.contents[0]
def refresh_cache():
"gets a page of random yande.re posts and puts them into a dictionary "
url = 'https://yande.re/post?page=%s' % random.randint(1,11000)
soup = http.get_soup(url)
for result in soup.findAll('li'):
title = result.find('img', {'class': re.compile(r'\bpreview\b')}) #['title']
img = result.find('a', {'class': re.compile(r'\bdirectlink\b')}) #['href']
if img and title:
yandere_cache.append((result['id'].replace('p','') ,title['title'].split(' User')[0], img['href']))
def gcalc(inp):
"gcalc <term> -- Calculate <term> with Google Calc."
soup = http.get_soup('http://www.google.com/search', q=inp)
result = soup.find('span', {'class': 'cwcot'})
formula = soup.find('span', {'class': 'cwclet'})
if not result:
return "Could not calculate '{}'".format(inp)
return u"{} {}".format(formula.contents[0].strip(),result.contents[0].strip())
def calc(inp):
"calc <term> -- Calculate <term> with Google Calc."
soup = http.get_soup("http://www.google.com/search", q=inp)
result = soup.find("h2", {"class": "r"})
if not result:
return "Could not calculate '%s'" % inp
return result.contents[0]
def get_title(url):
soup = http.get_soup(url)
if '#' in url:
postid = url.split('#')[1]
post = soup.find('div', {'id': postid})
else:
post = soup.find('div', {'class': 'opContainer'})
comment = http.process_text(post.find('blockquote', {'class': 'postMessage'}).renderContents().strip())
return u"{} - {}".format(url, comment) #
def get_bash_quote(inp):
try:
soup = http.get_soup('http://bash.org/?%s' % inp)
quote_info = soup.find('p', {'class': 'quote'}).text
quote = soup.find('p', {'class': 'qt'}).text
return (u'\x02#{}\x02 ({}): {}'.format(
quote_info.split()[0].replace('#', ''),
quote_info.split()[1].split('(')[1].split(')')[0].strip(),
quote.replace('\n', ' ').replace('\r', ' |')))
except:
return "No quote found."
def gelbooru_url(match):
soup = http.get_soup('http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=dapi&s=post&q=index&id={}'.format(match.group(1)))
posts = soup.find_all('post')
id, score, url, rating, tags = (posts[0].get('id'), posts[0].get('score'), posts[0].get('file_url'),posts[0].get('rating'),posts[0].get('tags'))
if rating is 'e': rating = "\x02\x034NSFW\x03\x02"
elif rating is 'q': rating = "\x02\x037Questionable\x03\x02"
elif rating is 's': rating = "\x02\x033Safe\x03\x02"
return u'\x02[{}]\x02 Score: \x02{}\x02 - Rating: {} - {} - {}'.format(id, score, rating, url, tags[:75].strip())
def gcalc(inp):
"gcalc <term> -- Calculate <term> with Google Calc."
soup = http.get_soup('http://www.google.com/search', q=inp)
result = soup.find('span', {'class': 'cwcot'})
formula = soup.find('span', {'class': 'cwclet'})
if not result:
return "Could not calculate '{}'".format(inp)
return u"{} {}".format(formula.contents[0].strip(),
result.contents[0].strip())
def ytplaylist_url(match):
location = match.group(4).split("=")[-1]
try:
soup = http.get_soup("https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=" + location)
except Exception:
return "\x034\x02Invalid response."
title = soup.find('title').text.split('-')[0].strip()
author = soup.find('img', {'class': 'channel-header-profile-image'})['title']
num_videos = soup.find('ul', {'class': 'header-stats'}).findAll('li')[0].text.split(' ')[0]
views = soup.find('ul', {'class': 'header-stats'}).findAll('li')[1].text.split(' ')[0]
return "\x02{}\x02 - \x02{}\x02 views - \x02{}\x02 videos - \x02{}\x02".format(title, views, num_videos, author)
def get_title(url):
soup = http.get_soup(url)
if "#" in url:
postid = url.split("#")[1]
post = soup.find("div", {"id": postid})
else:
post = soup.find("div", {"class": "opContainer"})
comment = http.process_text(post.find("blockquote", {"class": "postMessage"}).renderContents().strip())
return "{} - {}".format(url, comment) #
def hulu_search(text):
"""hulu <search> - Search Hulu"""
result = http.get_soup(
"http://m.hulu.com/search?dp_identifier=hulu&{}&items_per_page=1&page=1".format(urlencode({'query': text})))
data = result.find('results').find('videos').find('video')
showname = data.find('show').find('name').text
title = data.find('title').text
duration = timeformat.format_time(int(float(data.find('duration').text)))
description = data.find('description').text
rating = data.find('content-rating').text
return "{}: {} - {} - {} ({}) {}".format(showname, title, description, duration, rating,
"http://www.hulu.com/watch/" + str(data.find('id').text))
def refresh_cache():
"gets a page of random bash.org quotes and puts them into a dictionary "
num = 0
soup = http.get_soup('http://bash.org/?random')
quote_infos = soup.find_all('p', {'class': 'quote'})
quotes = soup.find_all('p', {'class': 'qt'})
while num < len(quotes):
quote_info = quote_infos[num].text
quote = quotes[num].text.replace('\n', ' ').replace('\r', ' |')
bash_cache.append((quote_info.split()[0].replace('#',''),quote_info.split()[1].split('(')[1].split(')')[0].strip(), quote))
num += 1
def xkcd_search(term):
search_term = http.quote_plus(term)
soup = http.get_soup("http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.pl?s={}&Search=Search&"
"comic=56&e=0&n=0&b=0&m=0&d=0&t=0".format(search_term))
result = soup.find('li')
if result:
url = result.find('div', {'class': 'tinylink'}).text
xkcd_id = url[:-1].split("/")[-1]
print(xkcd_id)
return xkcd_info(xkcd_id, url=True)
else:
return "No results found!"
def refresh_cache(inp):
global furry_cache
furry_cache = []
num = 0
search = inp.replace(' ','+').replace('explicit','rating:explicit').replace('nsfw','rating:explicit').replace('safe','rating:safe').replace('sfw','rating:safe')
if inp == '':
soup = http.get_soup('http://e621.net/post/index.xml?limit=20&page=1')
else:
soup = http.get_soup('http://e621.net/post/index.xml?limit=20&page=1&tags={}'.format(inp))
posts = soup.find_all('post')
for post in posts:
id = post.find_all('id')[0].get_text()
score = post.find_all('score')[0].get_text()
url = post.find_all('file_url')[0].get_text()
rating = post.find_all('rating')[0].get_text()
tags = post.find_all('tags')[0].get_text()
furry_cache.append((id, score, url, rating,tags))
random.shuffle(furry_cache)
return
def fourchanquote_url(match):
postid = match.split('#')[1]
soup = http.get_soup(match)
title = soup.title.renderContents().strip()
post = soup.find('div', {'id': postid})
comment = post.find('blockquote', {'class': 'postMessage'}).renderContents().strip()
#comment = re.sub('>>\d*[\s]','',comment) #remove quoted posts
#comment = re.sub('(>>\d*)','',comment)
#comment = re.sub('[\|\s]{2,50}','',comment) #remove multiple | | | |
#comment = re.sub('[\s]{3,}',' ',comment) #remove multiple spaces
author = post.find_all('span', {'class': 'nameBlock'})[1].renderContents().strip()
return http.process_text('\x02%s\x02 - posted by \x02%s\x02: %s' % (title, author, comment))
def xkcd_search(term):
search_term = http.quote_plus(term)
soup = http.get_soup(
"http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.pl?s={}&Search=Search&"
"comic=56&e=0&n=0&b=0&m=0&d=0&t=0".format(search_term))
result = soup.find('li')
if result:
url = result.find('div', {'class': 'tinylink'}).text
xkcd_id = url[:-1].split("/")[-1]
print xkcd_id
return xkcd_info(xkcd_id, url=True)
else:
return "No results found!"
def isup(inp):
"""isup -- uses isup.me to see if a site is up or not"""
# slightly overcomplicated, esoteric URL parsing
scheme, auth, path, query, fragment = urlparse.urlsplit(inp.strip())
domain = auth.encode('utf-8') or path.encode('utf-8')
url = urlnorm.normalize(domain, assume_scheme="http")
try:
soup = http.get_soup('http://isup.me/' + domain)
except http.HTTPError, http.URLError:
return "Could not get status."
def twitch_lookup(location):
locsplit = location.split("/")
if len(locsplit) > 1 and len(locsplit) == 3:
channel = locsplit[0]
type = locsplit[1] # should be b or c
id = locsplit[2]
else:
channel = locsplit[0]
type = None
id = None
h = HTMLParser()
fmt = "{}: {} playing {} ({})" # Title: nickname playing Game (x views)
if type and id:
if type == "b": # I haven't found an API to retrieve broadcast info
soup = http.get_soup("http://twitch.tv/" + location)
title = soup.find('span', {'class': 'real_title js-title'}).text
playing = soup.find('a', {'class': 'game js-game'}).text
views = soup.find('span', {'id': 'views-count'}).text + " view"
views = views + "s" if not views[0:2] == "1 " else views
return h.unescape(fmt.format(title, channel, playing, views))
elif type == "c":
data = http.get_json("https://api.twitch.tv/kraken/videos/" +
type + id)
title = data['title']
playing = data['game']
views = str(data['views']) + " view"
views = views + "s" if not views[0:2] == "1 " else views
return h.unescape(fmt.format(title, channel, playing, views))
else:
data = http.get_json(
"http://api.justin.tv/api/stream/list.json?channel=" + channel)
if data and len(data) >= 1:
data = data[0]
title = data['title']
playing = data['meta_game']
viewers = "\x033\x02Online now!\x02\x0f " + str(
data["channel_count"]) + " viewer"
print(viewers)
viewers = viewers + "s" if not " 1 view" in viewers else viewers
print(viewers)
return h.unescape(fmt.format(title, channel, playing, viewers))
else:
try:
data = http.get_json("https://api.twitch.tv/kraken/channels/" +
channel)
except:
return
title = data['status']
playing = data['game']
viewers = "\x034\x02Offline\x02\x0f"
return h.unescape(fmt.format(title, channel, playing, viewers))
def refresh_cache(inp):
global furry_cache
furry_cache = []
num = 0
search = inp.replace(' ','+').replace('explicit','rating:explicit').replace('nsfw','rating:explicit').replace('safe','rating:safe').replace('sfw','rating:safe')
soup = http.get_soup('http://e621.net/post/index.xml?limit=20&page=1&tags={}'.format(inp))
posts = soup.find_all('post')
while num < len(posts):
furry_cache.append((posts[num].get('id'), posts[num].get('score'), posts[num].get('file_url'),posts[num].get('rating'),posts[num].get('tags')))
num += 1
random.shuffle(furry_cache)
return
def steam(text):
"""steam [search] - Search for specified game/trailer/DLC"""
try:
soup = http.get_soup("http://store.steampowered.com/search/",
term=text.strip().lower())
except Exception as e:
return "Could not get game info: {}".format(e)
result = soup.find('a', {'class': 'search_result_row'})
if not result:
return "No game found."
app_id = result['data-ds-appid']
return format_data(app_id)
def gelbooru_url(match):
soup = http.get_soup('http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=dapi&s=post&q=index&id={}'.format(match.group(1)))
posts = soup.find_all('post')
id, score, url, rating, tags = (posts[0].get('id'), posts[0].get('score'), posts[0].get('file_url'),posts[0].get('rating'),posts[0].get('tags'))
if rating is 'e': rating = "\x02\x034NSFW\x03\x02"
elif rating is 'q': rating = "\x02\x037Questionable\x03\x02"
elif rating is 's': rating = "\x02\x033Safe\x03\x02"
return u'\x02[{}]\x02 Score: \x02{}\x02 - Rating: {} - {} - {}'.format(id, score, rating, url, tags[:75].strip())
# http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=%3D_%3D
def refresh_cache():
"gets a page of random bash.org quotes and puts them into a dictionary "
num = 0
soup = http.get_soup('http://bash.org/?random')
quote_infos = soup.find_all('p', {'class': 'quote'})
quotes = soup.find_all('p', {'class': 'qt'})
while num < len(quotes):
quote_info = quote_infos[num].text
quote = quotes[num].text.replace('\n', ' ').replace('\r', ' |')
bash_cache.append(
(quote_info.split()[0].replace('#', ''),
quote_info.split()[1].split('(')[1].split(')')[0].strip(), quote))
num += 1
def hulu_search(inp):
"""hulu <search> - Search Hulu"""
result = http.get_soup(
"http://m.hulu.com/search?dp_identifier=hulu&{}&items_per_page=1&page=1"
.format(urlencode({'query': inp})))
data = result.find('results').find('videos').find('video')
showname = data.find('show').find('name').text
title = data.find('title').text
duration = timeformat.timeformat(int(float(data.find('duration').text)))
description = data.find('description').text
rating = data.find('content-rating').text
return "{}: {} - {} - {} ({}) {}".format(
showname, title, description, duration, rating,
"http://www.hulu.com/watch/" + str(data.find('id').text))
def refresh_cache():
"gets a page of random yande.re posts and puts them into a dictionary "
url = 'https://yande.re/post?page=%s' % random.randint(1, 11000)
soup = http.get_soup(url)
for result in soup.findAll('li'):
title = result.find('img',
{'class': re.compile(r'\bpreview\b')}) #['title']
img = result.find('a',
{'class': re.compile(r'\bdirectlink\b')}) #['href']
if img and title:
yandere_cache.append(
(result['id'].replace('p', ''),
title['title'].split(' User')[0], img['href']))
def lyrics(inp):
"""lyrics <search> - Search AZLyrics.com for song lyrics"""
if "pastelyrics" in inp:
dopaste = True
inp = inp.replace("pastelyrics", "").strip()
else:
dopaste = False
soup = http.get_soup(url + inp.replace(" ", "+"))
if "Try to compose less restrictive search query" in soup.find('div', {'id': 'inn'}).text:
return "No results. Check spelling."
div = None
for i in soup.findAll('div', {'class': 'sen'}):
if "/lyrics/" in i.find('a')['href']:
div = i
break
if div:
title = div.find('a').text
link = div.find('a')['href']
if dopaste:
newsoup = http.get_soup(link)
try:
lyrics = newsoup.find('div', {'style': 'margin-left:10px;margin-right:10px;'}).text.strip()
pasteurl = " " + web.haste(lyrics)
except Exception as e:
pasteurl = " (\x02Unable to paste lyrics\x02 [{}])".format(str(e))
else:
pasteurl = ""
artist = div.find('b').text.title()
lyricsum = div.find('div').text
if "\r\n" in lyricsum.strip():
lyricsum = " / ".join(lyricsum.strip().split("\r\n")[0:4]) # truncate, format
else:
lyricsum = " / ".join(lyricsum.strip().split("\n")[0:4]) # truncate, format
return u"\x02{}\x02 by \x02{}\x02 {}{} - {}".format(title, artist, web.try_isgd(link), pasteurl,
lyricsum[:-3])
else:
return "No song results. " + url + inp.replace(" ", "+")
def horoscope(inp):
"horoscope <sign> -- Get your horoscope."
url = "http://my.horoscope.com/astrology/free-daily-horoscope-%s.html" % inp
soup = http.get_soup(url)
title = soup.find_all('h1', {'class': 'h1b'})[1]
horoscope = soup.find('div', {'class': 'fontdef1'})
result = "\x02%s\x02 %s" % (title, horoscope)
result = http.strip_html(result)
#result = unicode(result, "utf8").replace('flight ','')
if not title:
return "Could not get the horoscope for %s." % inp
return result
def refresh_cache(inp):
global gelbooru_cache
gelbooru_cache = []
num = 0
search = inp.replace(' ','+').replace('explicit','rating:explicit').replace('nsfw','rating:explicit').replace('safe','rating:safe').replace('sfw','rating:safe')
# score:>100
#print 'http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=dapi&s=post&q=index&limit=20&tags={}'.format(search)
soup = http.get_soup(u'http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=dapi&s=post&q=index&limit=20&tags={}'.format(search))
posts = soup.find_all('post')
while num < len(posts):
gelbooru_cache.append((posts[num].get('id'), posts[num].get('score'), posts[num].get('file_url'),posts[num].get('rating'),posts[num].get('tags')))
num += 1
random.shuffle(gelbooru_cache)
return
def horoscope(text, db, notice, nick):
"""horoscope <sign> -- Get your horoscope."""
# check if the user asked us not to save his details
dontsave = text.endswith(" dontsave")
if dontsave:
sign = text[:-9].strip().lower()
else:
sign = text
db.execute("create table if not exists horoscope(nick primary key, sign)")
if not sign:
sign = db.execute(
"select sign from horoscope where "
"nick=lower(:nick)", {
'nick': nick
}).fetchone()
if not sign:
notice("horoscope <sign> -- Get your horoscope")
return
sign = sign[0]
url = "http://my.horoscope.com/astrology/free-daily-horoscope-{}.html".format(
sign)
soup = http.get_soup(url)
title = soup.find_all('h1', {'class': 'h1b'})[1]
horoscope_text = soup.find('div', {'class': 'fontdef1'})
result = "\x02{}\x02 {}".format(title, horoscope_text)
result = formatting.strip_html(result)
#result = unicode(result, "utf8").replace('flight ','')
if not title:
return "Could not get the horoscope for {}.".format(text)
if text and not dontsave:
db.execute(
"insert or replace into horoscope(nick, sign) values (:nick, :sign)",
{
'nick': nick.lower(),
'sign': sign
})
db.commit()
return result
def horoscope(inp, db=None, notice=None, nick=None):
"""horoscope <sign> [save] -- Get your horoscope."""
save = False
database.init(db)
if '@' in inp:
nick = inp.split('@')[1].strip()
sign = database.get(db, 'users', 'horoscope', 'nick', nick)
if not sign:
return "No horoscope sign stored for {}.".format(nick)
else:
sign = database.get(db, 'users', 'horoscope', 'nick', nick)
if not inp:
if not sign:
notice(horoscope.__doc__)
return
else:
if not sign:
save = True
if " save" in inp:
save = True
sign = inp.split()[0]
url = "https://my.horoscope.com/astrology/free-daily-horoscope-{}.html".format(
sign)
try:
result = http.get_soup(url)
container = result.find('div', attrs={'class': 'main-horoscope'})
if not container:
return 'Could not parse the horoscope for {}.'.format(sign)
paragraph = container.find('p')
if paragraph:
return nick + ': ' + paragraph.text
else:
return 'Could not read the horoscope for {}.'.format(sign)
except Exception:
raise
return "Could not get the horoscope for {}.".format(sign)
if sign and save:
database.set(db, 'users', 'horoscope', sign, 'nick', nick)
return u"\x02{}\x02 {}".format(title, horoscopetxt)