- !join <channel>: Join a channel
- !leave <channel>: Leave a channel
- !quit: The bot will leave the IRC
- !dick
- !help <opt: command>: Returns a list of commands or info about a specific command
- <botname> + help
- !nick <newnick>: Change the bot's nickname
- !sleep: Activates sleepmode, in this mode the bot will not respond to any speech except for "!wake" and "!quit"
- !wake: Deactivates sleepmode
- !corn_on: Activates corn-mode, in this mode the bot will only respond to direct commands or when adressed
- !corn_off: Deactivates corn-mode
- !identify: Returns information about the bot
- !override: The bot will only listen to the owner until the command is used again
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!pmusic <opt: person>: Play music from your or someone else's library
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!padd <url>: Add music to your personal library
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!premove <url>: Remove music from your personal library
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!psongcount: Returns the amount of songs in your personal library
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!plist: lists all the songs in your library
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!add <url>: Add music to the global library
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!remove <url>: Remove music from the global library
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!music: Returns a random song from the global library
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!songcount: Returns the amount of songs in the global library
- !youtube <search>: searches youtube
- !yt <search>
- !y <search>
- !wikipedia <search>: searches wikipedia
- !wiki <search>
- !w <search>
- !google <search>: searches google
- !g <search>
- !image <search>: searches google images
- !img <search>
- !i <search>
- !urban <search>: searches the urban dictionary
- !u <search>
- !define <search>: searches the dictionary
- !dict <search>
- !d <search>
- !choose <options>: Makes the bot choose an option from a given list, entries need to be separated by "," or by "or"
- <botname> + choose + <options>
- !roll <AdX>: Rolls a dice, A = amount of rolls; X = amount of sides on a dice
- !sing: The bot will sing you a song
- <botname> + sing + song
- !moon: Returns the current moon-phase
- !weather <location>: Returns the current weather for a location
- !countdown: The bot will do the final countdown
- <botname> + countdown
- !update: The bot will do the update song
- <botname> + where + update
- !work: The bot will tell you to go back to work
- !mine: The bot will tell you to go back to the mines
- !break: The bot will tell you to take a break
- !no: noooooooo
- !bed: The bot will tell you to go back to bed
- !pudding
- !pm <person> <message>:The bot will pm the message to the person
- !time <user>: The bot will fetch the local time of the user
- !lag <user>: The bot will take a ping towards the user
- hi, hello, ... + <botname>: The bot will answer to your greeting
- night, goodnight, ... + <botname>: The bot will wish you a good night
- o/: The bot will wave back
- \o/: The bot will cheer
- All hail satan: The bot will hail The dark lord
- All hail <name>: The bot will hail a person
- tableflip: The bot will put the table back
- <botname> + summon + <person>: The bot will summon the person
- <botname> + ?: The bot will react
- <botname> + tell + <person> + <message>: The bot will tell the person the message
- <botname> + give/ fetch/ bring + <person> + <message>: The bot will give/ fetch/ bring the person what's in the message
- compliment + <botname>: The bot will thank you
- <botname> + make + <message>: The bot will make you the message
- try sudo
- Who is + <botname>: The bot will tell you who he is
- Who are you + <botname>
- <botname> + why: The bot will shrug
- <botname> + say + <message>: The bot will say the message
- poke + <botname>: The bot will poke back
- <botname> + stay + alive
- Taiya + dance
- Who let the dogs out
- <botname> + eggs + dozen
- Jimmy + What is your nick: The bot will reveal his current nickname
- <botname> + what + answer: The bot will answer your question
- idiot
- Move over to python 3.x
- Finish the translate function
- Make a unit-conversion function
- Move stuff to an external .config file
- Fix bugs