Code for the fake new challenge
Requirements: python3 scipy scikit-learn
Helpful tutorials:
http://scikit-learn.org/stable/tutorial/text_analytics/working_with_text_data.html
http://fastml.com/classifying-text-with-bag-of-words-a-tutorial/
https://www.kaggle.com/c/word2vec-nlp-tutorial/details/part-1-for-beginners-bag-of-words