def backflip(e, bot):
if bot.bfcounter < 12:
bot.reply(e, irc.action("does "+" ".join(adjective())+" backflip and lands on its "+bodypart()))
bot.bflast = time.time()
bot.bfcounter += 1
if bot.bflast + 60 < time.time():
bot.bfcounter = 1
elif bot.bfcounter == 12:
bot.bfcounter = 13
bot.reply(e, irc.action("is too tired to backflip right now"))
time.sleep(60)
bot.bfcounter = 0
def do(e, bot):
words = e.msg.split()
if len(words) < 3:
bot.reply(e, "Usage : !do #channel action")
if auth(e.source) >= HOP:
bot.reply(e, " !do nick action")
return
if auth(e.source) >= HOP or e.args[0][0] in "#&":
bot.sendMsg(words[1], irc.action(" ".join(words[2:])))
def violence(e, bot): # never the answer
if(e.type == irc.ACTION and re.search("(hits|kicks|slaps|punches|crushes|maims|harms|shoots|stabs) " + i.nick, e.msg, re.I)):
if e.channel == "#eqbeats" and random.random() < 0.1:
bot.reply(e, "You thought you could abuse old EqBot, that pushover. Well, new EqBot is not going to have any of that!")
time.sleep(0.5)
bot.sendMsg("ChanServ", "kick #eqbeats " + e.sourceNick)
else:
bot.reply(e, random.choice((
"Ow!",
"Stop that!",
"HALP!",
":(",
"You broke my " + bodypart() + "!",
"I don't like you. :(",
irc.action("cries"),
irc.action("flails"),
irc.action("whimpers"),
irc.action("whines"),
irc.action("flees"))
))
def flip(e, bot, flip="flip"):
if len(e.args) == 0:
e.reply(irc.action(random.choice((
flip + "s a table (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻",
flip + "s a table (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻",
flip + "s a table ┻━┻ ︵╰(°□°╰)",
flip + "s a table ┻━┻ ︵╰(°□°╰)",
flip + "s some tables ┻━┻ ︵╰(°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻",
flip + "s a chair (╯°□°)╯︵ =|_",
flip + "s a chair _|= ︵╰(°□°╰)",
flip + "s some chairs _|= ︵╰(°□°)╯︵ =|_"
))))
elif e.args[0] == "table":
e.reply(irc.action(random.choice((
flip + "s a table (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻",
flip + "s a table ┻━┻ ︵╰(°□°╰)",
))))
elif e.args[0] == "tables":
e.reply(irc.action(
flip + "s some tables ┻━┻ ︵╰(°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻"
))
elif e.args[0] == "chair":
e.reply(irc.action(random.choice((
flip + "s a chair (╯°□°)╯︵ =|_",
flip + "s a chair _|= ︵╰(°□°╰)",
))))
elif e.args[0] == "chairs":
e.reply(irc.action(
flip + "s some chairs _|= ︵╰(°□°)╯︵ =|_"
))
elif e.args[0] == "back":
if flip == "flop":
backflop(e, bot)
else:
backflip(e, bot)
else:
flipped = list(" ".join(e.args).lower().translate(flipmap))
flipped.reverse()
flipped = "".join(flipped)
e.reply(irc.action(
flip + "s " +
("an" if e.args[0][0] in "aeiouAEIOU" else "a") + " " +
" ".join(e.args) + " " +
"(╯°□°)╯︵ " + flipped
))
def react(self, e, act):
msg = irc.action(act)
dest = e.sourceNick
if e.channel:
dest = e.channel
self.sendMsg(dest, msg)
def react(self, e, act):
msg = irc.action(act)
dest = e.sourceNick
if e.channel:
dest = e.channel
self.sendMsg(dest, msg)
def backflop(e, bot):
e.reply(irc.action("flops around on its back"))
