def legal(inp):
now = datetime.datetime.now()
name = inp.replace(' ', '_')
html = http.get_html('http://rottentomatoes.com/celebrity/%s/' % (name))
date = html.xpath('//dl[@class="bottom_divider"]/dd/text()')[0]
#return date
info = date.split(' ')
month = info[0]
birth_day = info[1].strip(",")
birth_year = info[2]
birth_month = months[month]
birthdate = datetime.date(int(birth_year), int(birth_month), int(birth_day))
age = now.year - int(birth_year)
if age >= 18:
return "legal - is %s" % (age)
else:
year_18 = int(birth_year) + 18
birthday_18 = "%s %s %s" % (birth_day, full_month[month], year_18)
#return birthday_18
#return "%s :: %s" % (birth_month, str(day_18))
return "%s will be 18 in %s" % (inp, timesince.timeuntil(birthdate, now=birthday_18))
return months[birth_month]
def allowed(db, nick, nick_vote):
time_restriction = 3600
db.execute("""DELETE FROM karma_voters WHERE ? - epoch >= 3600""",
(time.time(), ))
db.commit()
check = db.execute(
"""SELECT epoch FROM karma_voters WHERE voter=? AND votee=?""",
(nick.lower(), nick_vote.lower())).fetchone()
if check:
check = check[0]
if time.time() - check >= time_restriction:
db.execute(
"""INSERT OR REPLACE INTO karma_voters(
voter,
votee,
epoch) values(?,?,?)""",
(nick.lower(), nick_vote.lower(), time.time()))
db.commit()
return True, 0
else:
return False, timesince.timeuntil(check,
now=time.time() -
time_restriction)
else:
db.execute(
"""INSERT OR REPLACE INTO karma_voters(
voter,
votee,
epoch) values(?,?,?)""",
(nick.lower(), nick_vote.lower(), time.time()))
db.commit()
return True, 0
def allowed(db, nick, nick_vote):
time_restriction = 3600
db.execute("""DELETE FROM karma_voters WHERE ? - epoch >= 3600""",
(time.time(),))
db.commit()
check = db.execute("""SELECT epoch FROM karma_voters WHERE voter=? AND votee=?""",
(nick.lower(), nick_vote.lower())).fetchone()
if check:
check = check[0]
if time.time() - check >= time_restriction:
db.execute("""INSERT OR REPLACE INTO karma_voters(
voter,
votee,
epoch) values(?,?,?)""", (nick.lower(), nick_vote.lower(), time.time()))
db.commit()
return True, 0
else:
return False, timesince.timeuntil(check, now=time.time()-time_restriction)
else:
db.execute("""INSERT OR REPLACE INTO karma_voters(
voter,
votee,
epoch) values(?,?,?)""", (nick.lower(), nick_vote.lower(), time.time()))
db.commit()
return True, 0
def tv_next(inp):
".tv_next <series> -- get the next episode of <series>"
episodes = get_episodes_for_series(inp)
if episodes["error"]:
return episodes["error"]
series_name = episodes["name"]
ended = episodes["ended"]
episodes = episodes["episodes"]
if ended:
return "%s has ended." % series_name
next_eps = []
today = datetime.date.today()
for episode in reversed(episodes):
ep_info = get_episode_info(episode)
if ep_info is None:
continue
(episode_air_date, airdate, episode_desc) = ep_info
if airdate > today:
next_eps = [
"%s (%s) (%s)"
% (
episode_air_date,
timesince.timeuntil(
datetime.datetime.strptime(episode_air_date, "%Y-%m-%d")
),
episode_desc,
)
]
elif airdate == today:
next_eps = ["Today (%s)" % episode_desc] + next_eps
else:
# we're iterating in reverse order with newest episodes last
# so, as soon as we're past today, break out of loop
break
if not next_eps:
return "there are no new episodes scheduled for %s" % series_name
if len(next_eps) == 1:
return "the next episode of %s airs %s" % (series_name, next_eps[0])
else:
next_eps = ", ".join(next_eps)
return "the next episodes of %s: %s" % (series_name, next_eps)
def tv_next(inp):
".tv_next <series> -- get the next episode of <series>"
episodes = get_episodes_for_series(inp)
if episodes["error"]:
return episodes["error"]
series_name = episodes["name"]
ended = episodes["ended"]
episodes = episodes["episodes"]
if ended:
return "%s has ended." % series_name
next_eps = []
today = datetime.date.today()
for episode in reversed(episodes):
ep_info = get_episode_info(episode)
if ep_info is None:
continue
(episode_air_date, airdate, episode_desc) = ep_info
if airdate > today:
next_eps = [
"%s (%s) (%s)"
% (
episode_air_date,
timesince.timeuntil(datetime.datetime.strptime(episode_air_date, "%Y-%m-%d")),
episode_desc,
)
]
elif airdate == today:
next_eps = ["Today (%s)" % episode_desc] + next_eps
else:
# we're iterating in reverse order with newest episodes last
# so, as soon as we're past today, break out of loop
break
if not next_eps:
return "there are no new episodes scheduled for %s" % series_name
if len(next_eps) == 1:
return "the next episode of %s airs %s" % (series_name, next_eps[0])
else:
next_eps = ", ".join(next_eps)
return "the next episodes of %s: %s" % (series_name, next_eps)
def part(inp, say=None, conn=None, chan=None, notice=None):
"""part [channel] [delay=1] - Leaves a channel with a given delay. Channel and delay default to the current channel and 1 respectively."""
if inp:
if len(inp.split(' ', 1)) == 2:
target, delay = inp.split(' ', 1)
else:
if inp.isdigit():
target, delay = chan, int(inp)
else:
target, delay = inp, None
else:
target, delay = chan, None
if delay:
say("Parting channel in {}...".format(timesince.timeuntil(time.time() + delay)))
time.sleep(delay)
notice("Attempting to leave {}...".format(target))
conn.send("PART " + target)
def timetotheendofallthings(inp):
return "There is %s left till the end of all things."%(timesince.timeuntil(datetime.datetime(2023, 8, 12, 0, 0)))
def kinksmeetup(inp):
return "There is %s left till #KinksMeetup2015 (TBC)"%(timesince.timeuntil(datetime.datetime(2015, 4, 17, 0, 0)))
def kinksmeetup(inp):
return "There is %s left till #KinksMeetup2015 (TBC)" % (
timesince.timeuntil(datetime.datetime(2015, 4, 17, 0, 0)))
def timetotheendofallthings(inp):
return "There is %s left till the end of all things." % (
timesince.timeuntil(datetime.datetime(2023, 8, 12, 0, 0)))