def rjomba(): message = '' attachment = random.choice(return_mongo(collection='rjomba', id_='id')) return message, attachment
def cat_mem(): attachment = random.choice(return_mongo(collection='cat_memes', id_='id')) return None, attachment
def press(): attachment = random.choice(return_mongo(collection='f', id_='id')) return None, attachment
def ajomba(): attachment = random.choice(return_mongo(collection='ajomba', id_='id')) return None, attachment
def cat(): text = 'Вот вам котик :) \n В следующий раз я пришлю тебе другого котика' attachment = random.choice(return_mongo(collection='cat', id_='id')) return text, attachment