def catfacts(message):
"""
Sends catfacts!
"""
if 'cat' in message['text'].lower():
catfact = requests.get(CATFACTS_URL).json()
utils.send_message(catfact['fact'])
def vandy(message):
"""
Vandy things
"""
if 'go dores' in message['text'].lower():
utils.send_message('ANCHOR DOWN \u2693\ufe0f')
if 'anchor down' in message['text'].lower():
utils.send_message('GO DORES')
def remind(force):
"""
Remind everyone to come to saucer
"""
today = datetime.datetime.now()
if today.weekday() == 0 or force:
send_message('Saucer at 7PM. Like if.')
else:
click.echo("Not sending message, it's not Monday!")
def new_arrivals(message):
"""
Gets all the new arrivals
"""
matches = ('new arrivals', 'new beers')
for match in matches:
if match in message['text'].lower():
utils.send_message(utils.get_new_arrivals())
break
def pizza(message):
"""
complain about pizza
"""
matches = ('thin crust', 'deep dish')
for match in matches:
if match in message['text'].lower():
utils.send_message(
'That is a false binary and you know it, asshole')
break
def mars(message):
"""
Sends a message about mars if a user posts an image
"""
for attachment in message['attachments']:
if attachment['type'] == 'image':
pre_message = "That's a cool picture of Mars, "
attachments = [{
'type':
'mentions',
'user_ids': [message['user_id']],
'loci': [(len(pre_message), len(message['name']) + 1)],
}]
full_message = '{}@{}'.format(pre_message, message['name'])
utils.send_message(full_message, attachments=attachments)
break
def system_messages(message):
"""
Process system messages
"""
if not message['system']:
return
remove_match = REMOVE_RE.match(message['text'])
add_match = ADD_RE.match(message['text'])
change_name_match = CHANGE_RE.match(message['text'])
if remove_match:
utils.send_message('{emoji}',
attachments=[utils.get_emoji_attachment([[4, 36]])])
if add_match:
utils.send_message('{emoji}',
attachments=[utils.get_emoji_attachment([[2, 44]])])
if change_name_match:
utils.send_message('{emoji}',
attachments=[utils.get_emoji_attachment([[1, 81]])])
def you_suck_too_coach(message):
"""
Sends 'YOU SUCK TOO COACH'
"""
if 'you suck' in message['text'].lower():
utils.send_message('YOU SUCK TOO COACH')
def dont_at_me(message):
if '@saucerbot' in message['text']:
utils.send_message("don't @ me \ud83d\ude44")
elif '@ saucerbot' in message['text'].lower(
) or '@saucerbot' in message['text'].lower():
utils.send_message("you think you're sneaky don't you")
def lit(message):
"""
battle with the lit bot
"""
if 'lit fam' in message['text'].lower():
utils.send_message("You're not lit, I'm lit")