def TownCrier(): text("Welcome to Town A!")
def Joe(): text("LOOK AT ME I'M REALLY ANNOYING BLOOP BLOOP YAAAAAAAYyy")
def Jitters(): text('ilovecoffeewantacupitsreallygoodilovecoffeeittastessogoodineedtohaveanothercupofcoffeeorillfallasleepagainandthatwouldbebadcoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffee')
def TreeGuy(): text('I like this tree')
def Ted(): text('''\ Yeah, I know, it's a pretty lame demo. But look at all the neat scripting! Isn't it posh? ''')
def WellWatcher(): text("I'm a well-watcher!") text('''\ It's kind of like weight watchers, except that you watch the well, not your \ weight.''')
def WellWatcher(): text("AIN'T NOBODY GONNA STEAL THIS WELL ON MY WATCH")
def TownCrier(): text('''\ Welcome to Town B! We spent a lot if time carefully deliberating over a name for our town.''')
def Jitters(): text( 'ilovecoffeewantacupitsreallygoodilovecoffeeittastessogoodineedtohaveanothercupofcoffeeorillfallasleepagainandthatwouldbebadcoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffee' )