def handler(self, msg):
msg = libkb.fix_names(msg)
param = {
'v': '5.90',
'q': msg['user_text'],
'count': '0',
'sort': 2,
'access_token': kb.config['user_token']
}
count = requests.post('https://api.vk.com/method/audio.search',
data=param).json()['response']['count']
if count > 10: count = count - 10
if count < 11: count = 0
param = {
'v': '5.90',
'q': msg['user_text'],
'offset': random.randint(0, count),
'count': '10',
'sort': 2,
'access_token': kb.config['user_token']
}
items = requests.post('https://api.vk.com/method/audio.search',
data=param).json()['response']['items']
attachment = ''
if len(items) != 0:
for item in items:
attachment += 'audio' + str(item['owner_id']) + '_' + str(
item['id']) + ','
libkb.apisay('Музыка по вашему запросу',
msg['toho'],
attachment=attachment)
else:
libkb.apisay('Музыка по запросу не найдена :(', msg['toho'])
def handler(self, msg):
msg = libkb.fix_names(msg)
text = '''[ ОБЫЧНЫЙ ЮЗЕР ]
 kb_name погода - информация о погоде (название города как аргумент)
 kb_name арт - поиск артов по тегу (на англ)
 kb_name баш - случайная цитата с баша
 kb_name цитген - создаёт цитату великих людей с пересланным сообщением
 kb_name цитата - создаёт изображение с текстом пересланных сообщений, можно даже вложенные
 kb_name говнокод - берёт рандомный говнокод (как аргумент может принимать название языка на английском)
 kb_name кек - отзеркаливание картинки
 kb_name кек лол - отзеркаливание в другую сторону
 kb_name вьетнам - наложение вьетнамского флешбека на картинку
 kb_name жмых - сжимает изображение через CAS, так же принимает 2 числовых аргумента, например 50 50
 kb_name 34 - поиск хентая по тегу (на англ)
 kb_name кончи - кончить на картинку
 kb_name что - определяет что на изображении
 kb_name двач - рандомный тред из b, либо указанной борды
 kb_name инфа - вероятность текста
 kb_name стата - статистика бота
 kb_name музыка - поиск музыки по запросу
 kb_name видео - поиск видео по запросу
 kb_name доки - поиск документов по запросу
 kb_name когда - когда произойдет событие
Автор плагинов на Python/Lua - [id354255965|Кикер]
Автор ядра на FreePascal - [id172332816|Михаил]
Исходный код бота - https://github.com/Augmeneco/KBot6'''
text = text.replace('kb_name', msg['text_split'][0])
libkb.apisay(text, msg['toho'])
def handler(self, msg):
msg = libkb.fix_names(msg)
if 'photo' in msg['attachments'][0]:
ret = msg['attachments'][0]['photo']['sizes']
num = 0
for size in ret:
if size['width'] > num:
num = size['width']
url = size['url']
ret = requests.get(url).content
if 'vietnam.png' not in os.listdir('/tmp/tmpfs'):
img = requests.get(
'https://raw.githubusercontent.com/Cha14ka/kb_python/master/tmp/vietnam.png'
).content
open('/tmp/tmpfs/vietnam.png', 'wb').write(img)
pic1 = Image.open(BytesIO(img))
else:
pic1 = Image.open('/tmp/tmpfs/vietnam.png')
pic2 = Image.open(BytesIO(ret))
pic1 = pic1.resize(pic2.size)
pic2 = pic2.convert('RGBA')
pic3 = Image.alpha_composite(pic2, pic1)
imgByteArr = BytesIO()
pic3.save(imgByteArr, format='PNG')
libkb.apisay('Готово', msg['toho'], photo=imgByteArr.getvalue())
else:
libkb.apisay('Фото забыл сунуть', msg['toho'])
def handler(self, msg):
msg = libkb.fix_names(msg)
try:
index = requests.get('http://govnokod.ru/' +
msg['user_text'].lower()).text
except:
libkb.apisay('Такого языка не существует :(', msg['toho'])
return 0
index = bs(index, 'html.parser')
index = index.find_all('ul', 'pagination numbered')[0].find_all('a')
max = int(index[0].text) + 1
min = int(index[-1].text)
randnum = str(random.randint(min, max))
index = requests.get('http://govnokod.ru/' + msg['user_text'].lower() +
'?page=' + randnum).text
index = bs(index, 'html.parser')
code = re.sub(
'(\\n\d*\\n)', '',
random.choice(index.find_all('li',
'hentry')).find('div').text).replace(
' ', ' ')
description = index.find_all('li',
'hentry')[0].find('p', 'description').text
libkb.apisay(code + '-' * 30 + description, msg['toho'])
def handler(self, msg):
#os.system('sudo service tor restart')
proxies = {
'http': 'socks5h://localhost:9050',
'https': 'socks5h://localhost:9050'
}
msg = libkb.fix_names(msg)
print(0)
if 'photo' in msg['attachments'][0]:
ret = msg['attachments'][0]['photo']['sizes']
num = 0
for size in ret:
if size['width'] > num:
num = size['width']
url = size['url']
print(1)
index = requests.get('https://yandex.ru/images/search?url=' + url +
'&rpt=imageview',
proxies=proxies).text
soup = BeautifulSoup(index, 'html.parser')
#index = html.fromstring(index)
#tags = index.xpath('//div[@class="tags__wrapper"]/a')
out = ''
for tag in soup.find_all(class_='tags__tag'):
out += '• ' + tag.text + '\n'
libkb.apisay('Я думаю на изображении что-то из этого: \n' + out,
msg['toho'])
else:
libkb.apisay('Картинку сунуть забыл', msg['toho'])
def handler(self, msg):
msg = libkb.fix_names(msg)
cmd = msg['user_text'].split('<br>')
with open('/tmp/tmpfs/cmd.sh', 'w') as cl:
for i in range(len(cmd)):
cl.write(cmd[i] + '\n')
shell = subprocess.getoutput(
'chmod 755 /tmp/tmpfs/cmd.sh;bash /tmp/tmpfs/cmd.sh')
libkb.apisay(shell, msg['toho'])
def handler(self, msg):
msg = libkb.fix_names(msg)
if 'photo' in msg['attachments'][0]:
ret = msg['attachments'][0]['photo']['sizes']
num = 0
for size in ret:
if size['width'] > num:
num = size['width']
url = size['url']
pic = requests.get('http://lunach.ru/?cum=&url=' + url).content
libkb.apisay('Готово!', msg['toho'], photo=pic)
else:
libkb.apisay('Картинку забыл сунуть', msg['toho'])
def handler(self, msg):
msg = libkb.fix_names(msg)
if msg['user_text'] == '':
msg['user_text'] = 'Санкт-Петербург'
def format_weather(city):
weather = requests.get(
'http://api.openweathermap.org/data/2.5/weather',
params={
'lang': 'ru',
'units': 'metric',
'APPID': 'ef23e5397af13d705cfb244b33d04561',
'q': city
}).json()
try:
out = ""
out += "Погода в " + str(
weather['sys']['country']) + "/" + weather['name'] + ":\n"
out += ' •Температура: ' + str(
weather['main']['temp']) + '°C\n'
out += ' •Скорость ветра: ' + str(
weather['wind']['speed']) + ' м/с\n'
out += ' •Влажность: ' + str(
weather['main']['humidity']) + '%\n'
out += ' •Состояние: ' + str(
weather['weather'][0]['description']) + "\n"
out += ' •Давление: ' + ('%0.2f' % (
float(weather['main']['pressure']) / 1000 * 750.06)) + "\n"
out += 'Время обновления: ' + datetime.datetime.fromtimestamp(
weather["dt"]).strftime('%I:%M%p')
return out
except AttributeError:
return None
def translit(x):
symbols = (
u"абвгдеёжзийклмнопрстуфхцчшщъыьэюяАБВГДЕЁЖЗИЙКЛМНОПРСТУФХЦЧШЩЪЫЬЭЮЯ",
u"abvgdeejzijklmnoprstufhzcss_y_euaABVGDEEJZIJKLMNOPRSTUFHZCSS_Y_EUA"
)
tr = {ord(a): ord(b) for a, b in zip(*symbols)}
return tounicode(x).translate(tr)
out = format_weather(msg['user_text'])
if out == None:
out = format_weather(msg['user_text'])
if out == None:
libkb.apisay('Я не нашла населённый пункт ' + msg['user_text'],
msg['toho'])
return 0
libkb.apisay(out, msg['toho'])
def handler(self, msg):
msg = libkb.fix_names(msg)
max = int(
re.findall('"index" value="(\d*)" auto',
requests.get('https://bash.im/').text)[0])
randnum = str(random.randint(1, max))
index = requests.get('https://bash.im/index/' + randnum).text
index = bs(index, 'html.parser')
index = index.find_all('div', "quote__body")
index = random.choice(index)
text = str(index)
#index = [str(i) for i in index.contents]
#text = '\n'.join(index).replace('<br/>','\n').replace('\n ','')
text = text.replace('<br/>', '\n')
for clear in ['<', '>', '<div class="quote__body">', '</div>']:
text = text.replace(clear, '')
libkb.apisay(text, msg['toho'])
def handler(self, msg):
msg = libkb.fix_names(msg)
if msg['user_text'] == '': msg['user_text'] = 'b'
try:
thread = requests.get(
'https://2ch.hk/' + msg['user_text'] + '/' +
str(random.randint(0, 9)).replace('0', 'index') +
'.json').json()['threads']
except:
libkb.apisay('Такой борды не существует', msg['toho'])
return 0
thread = thread[len(thread) - 1]
url = 'https://2ch.hk/' + msg['user_text'] + '/res/' + thread['posts'][
0]['num'] + '.html'
text = 'Оригинал: ' + url + '\n' + re.sub(
'(\<(/?[^>]+)>)', '', thread['posts'][0]['comment'])
img = 'https://2ch.hk' + thread['posts'][0]['files'][0]['path']
img = requests.get(img).content
libkb.apisay(text, msg['toho'], photo=img)
def handler(self, msg):
if 'reply_message' in msg:
message = msg['reply_message']['text']
else:
if len(msg['fwd_messages']) == 0:
libkb.apisay('Ты забыл переслать сообщение :(',msg['toho'])
return 0
message = msg['fwd_messages'][0]['text']
msg = libkb.fix_names(msg)
pun = {
'rus':'йцукенгшщзхъфывапролджэячсмитьбюё',
'eng':"qwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.`",
'rus_table':{},
'rus_num':{},
'eng_table':{},
'eng_num':{}
}
key = 0
for sym in pun['rus']:
pun['rus_table'][sym] = key
pun['rus_num'][key] = sym
key += 1
key = 0
for sym in pun['eng']:
pun['eng_table'][sym] = key
pun['eng_num'][key] = sym
key += 1
out = ''
for sym in message:
if sym in pun['rus']:
out += pun['eng_num'][pun['rus_table'][sym]]
if sym in pun['eng']:
out += pun['rus_num'][pun['eng_table'][sym]]
if sym not in pun['eng'] and sym not in pun['rus']:
out += sym
libkb.apisay(out,msg['toho'])
def handler(self, msg):
msg = libkb.fix_names(msg)
proxies = libkb.getproxy()
headers = {
'User-agent':
'Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64; rv:70.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/70.0'
}
blacklist = '-anthro+-fur+-scat*+-darling_in_the_franxx+-furry+-dragon+-guro+-animal_penis+-animal+-wolf+-fox+-webm+-my_little_pony+-monster*+-3d+-animal*+-ant+-insects+-mammal+-horse+-blotch+-deer+-real*+-shit+-everlasting_summer+-copro*+-wtf+'
timer = time.time()
try:
parse = untangle.parse(
requests.get(
'https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=dapi&s=post&q=index&limit=1000&tags='
+ blacklist + msg['user_text'].replace(' ', '+'),
proxies=proxies).text)
except:
libkb.apisay(
'Что-то не так с прокси :(\n\n' + traceback.format_exc(),
msg['toho'])
return 0
if int(parse.posts['count']) > 0:
randnum = random.randint(0, len(parse.posts.post))
mess = 'Дрочевня подкатила (' + str(
time.time() - timer) + ' sec)\n(' + str(randnum) + '/' + str(
len(parse.posts.post)
) + ')\n----------\nОстальные теги: ' + parse.posts.post[
randnum]['tags']
parse = parse.posts.post[randnum]['file_url']
pic = requests.get(parse, proxies=proxies).content
libkb.apisay(mess, msg['toho'], photo=pic)
else:
libkb.apisay('Ничего не найдено :(', msg['toho'])
def handler(self, msg):
msg = libkb.fix_names(msg)
proxies = {'http': 'socks5h://localhost:9050','https': 'socks5h://localhost:9050'}
timer = time.time()
try:
parse = untangle.parse(requests.get('http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=dapi&s=post&q=index&limit=1000&tags='+msg['user_text'].replace(' ','+'),proxies=proxies).text)
except:
libkb.apisay('Что-то не так с прокси :(\n\n'+traceback.format_exc(),msg['toho'])
return 0
if int(parse.posts['count']) > 0:
randnum = random.randint(0,len(parse.posts.post))
mess = 'Бурятские артики ('+str(time.time()-timer)+' sec)\n('+str(randnum)+'/'+str(len(parse.posts.post))+')\n----------\nОстальные теги: '+parse.posts.post[randnum]['tags']
parse = parse.posts.post[randnum]['file_url']
pic = requests.get(parse,proxies=proxies).content
libkb.apisay(mess,msg['toho'],photo=pic)
else: libkb.apisay('Ничего не найдено :(',msg['toho'])
def handler(self, msg):
msg = libkb.fix_names(msg)
if msg['user_text'] == '':
libkb.apisay('Текст то напиши',msg['toho'])
exit()
out = ''
if len(msg['user_text'].split(' ')) > 70:
libkb.apisay('Сообщение слишком больше, я не хочу чтобы яндекс наказали меня :(',msg['toho'])
exit()
for word in msg['user_text'].split(' '):
result = requests.get('https://dictionary.yandex.net/api/v1/dicservice.json/lookup?key='+kb.config['yandex_key']+'&lang=ru-ru&text='+word).json()
if len(result['def']) != 0:
out += result['def'][0]['tr'][random.randint(0,len(result['def'][0]['tr'])-1)]['text']+' '
else:
out += word+' '
libkb.apisay(out,msg['toho'])
def handler(self, msg):
msg = libkb.fix_names(msg)
if len(msg['user_text'].split(' ')) > 26:
libkb.apisay('Нельзя больше 26 слов :(', msg['toho'])
return 0
libkb.apisay('Создаю гифку... Это может занять до 20 секунд',
msg['toho'])
index = requests.get(
'https://photocentra.ru/GIF/txt.php?lang=ru&txtstring=' +
urllib.parse.quote(msg['user_text'])).text
gif = requests.get(re.findall('href=(.*) style="font',
index)[0]).content
params = {
'access_token': kb.config['group_token'],
'type': 'doc',
'peer_id': msg['toho'],
'v': '5.101'
}
ret = requests.post(
'https://api.vk.com/method/docs.getMessagesUploadServer',
data=params).json()['response']
ret = requests.post(ret['upload_url'],
files={
'file':
('devoice.gif', gif, 'multipart/form-data')
}).json()
params = {
'title': 'kbot',
'file': ret['file'],
'access_token': kb.config['group_token'],
'v': '5.101'
}
ret = requests.post('https://api.vk.com/method/docs.save',
data=params).json()['response']['doc']
attachment = 'doc' + str(ret['owner_id']) + '_' + str(ret['id'])
libkb.apisay('Готово! Войсеры сосать)',
msg['toho'],
attachment=attachment)
def handler(self, msg):
msg = libkb.fix_names(msg)
if 'photo' in msg['attachments'][0]:
ret = msg['attachments'][0]['photo']['sizes']
num = 0
for size in ret:
if size['width'] > num:
num = size['width']
url = size['url']
ret = requests.get(url).content
image_obj = Image.open(BytesIO(ret))
imgByteArr = BytesIO()
if 'лол' in msg['user_text']:
image2 = image_obj.crop(
[0, 0,
int(image_obj.size[0] / 2),
int(image_obj.size[1])])
image2 = image2.transpose(Image.FLIP_LEFT_RIGHT)
image_obj.paste(image2, (int(image_obj.size[0] / 2), 0))
image_obj.save(imgByteArr, format='PNG')
libkb.apisay('', msg['toho'], photo=imgByteArr.getvalue())
else:
image2 = image_obj.transpose(Image.FLIP_LEFT_RIGHT)
image2 = image2.crop(
[0, 0,
int(image_obj.size[0] / 2),
int(image_obj.size[1])])
image2 = image2.transpose(Image.FLIP_LEFT_RIGHT)
image_obj = image_obj.transpose(Image.FLIP_LEFT_RIGHT)
image_obj.paste(image2, (int(image_obj.size[0] / 2), 0))
image_obj.save(imgByteArr, format='PNG')
libkb.apisay('', msg['toho'], photo=imgByteArr.getvalue())
else:
libkb.apisay('Картинку забыл сунуть', msg['toho'])
image_obj.close()
image2.close()
def handler(self,msg):
msg = libkb.fix_names(msg)
def wrapper(s, length):
lines = list()
for line in s.split('\n'):
lines.append(str())
for token in re.split(r'(\s*)(\S+)', line):
if len(token)+len(lines[-1]) > length:
if re.match(r'\s*', token).span()[1] == len(token):
lines[-1] += token[:length-len(lines[-1])-1]
token = token[length-len(lines[-1])-1:]
lines.extend([token[i:i+length] for i in range(0, len(token), length)])
else:
lines[-1] += token
return lines
for font in ['Roboto-Regular.ttf','Roboto-Medium.ttf']:
if font not in os.listdir('/tmp/tmpfs'):
ret = requests.get('https://github.com/Augmeneco/KBot5/blob/master/data/'+font+'?raw=true').content
open('/tmp/tmpfs/'+font,'wb').write(ret)
img = Image.new('RGB', (800,10000), color = (0,0,0))
if 'reply_message' in msg:
message = msg['reply_message']
usertext = message['text']
else:
if len(msg['fwd_messages']) == 0:
libkb.apisay('Ты забыл переслать сообщение :(',msg['toho'])
return 0
message = msg['fwd_messages'][0]
usertext = ''
for i in msg['fwd_messages']:
usertext += i['text']+'\n'
if message['from_id'] < 0:
user_info = requests.post('https://api.vk.com/method/groups.getById',data={'access_token':kb.config['group_token'],'v':'5.90','group_ids':message['from_id']*-1}).json()['response'][0]
name = user_info['name']
else:
user_info = requests.post('https://api.vk.com/method/users.get',data={'access_token':kb.config['group_token'],'v':'5.90','fields':'photo_200','user_ids':message['from_id']}).json()['response'][0]
name = user_info['first_name']+' '+user_info['last_name']
ava = user_info['photo_200']
ava = requests.get(ava,stream=True).raw
ava = Image.open(ava)
title = ImageFont.truetype('plugins/citgen/title.ttf', 40)
author = ImageFont.truetype('plugins/citgen/author.ttf', 30)
content = ImageFont.truetype('plugins/citgen/text.ttf', 25)
draw = ImageDraw.Draw(img)
text_w, text_h = title.getsize('Цитаты великих людей')
img_w, img_h = img.size;
draw.text(((img_w-text_w)/2,text_h),'Цитаты великих людей',fill='white',font=title)
img.paste(ava,[text_h,text_h*3])
symbol_w = content.getsize('а')[0]
offset_h = 10
for wrap in wrapper(usertext,int((800-(text_h+210))/symbol_w)):
draw.text((text_h+210,text_h*3+offset_h),wrap,fill='white',font=content)
offset_h += text_h
draw.text((text_h+210,text_h*3+offset_h),'©'+name,fill='white',font=author)
offset_h += text_h
if text_h*3+offset_h+10 < text_h*3+200+text_h:
img = img.crop([0,0,800,text_h*3+200+text_h])
else:
img = img.crop([0,0,800,text_h*3+offset_h+10])
imgByteArr = BytesIO()
img.save(imgByteArr,format='PNG')
libkb.apisay('Готово!',msg['toho'],photo=imgByteArr.getvalue())