def get_response(nick, message): if(message.lower() == "nope nope"): c.say("nope.avi - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14") elif(message.lower() == "nice"): c.say("nice - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjtkMCLRf-M") elif(message.lower() == "alrighty then"): c.say("alrighty then - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hS1okqbnePQ") elif(message.lower() == "noice"): c.say("noice - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQnYi3z56RE") elif(message.lower() == "sad"): c.say("sad - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwK74w4VwgQ") elif(message.lower() == "hello my baby"): c.say("hello my baby - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49EoV50oba0") elif(message.lower() == "thanks oracle"): c.say(pick(("No worries mate!","No problem!","T'was a pleasure.","You're welcome!"))) elif(message.lower() == "nice work oracle" or message.lower() == "well done oracle" or message.lower() == "good job oracle"): c.say(pick(("Thanks man!","Thanks, appreciate it.","Why, thank you sir!"))) elif(message.lower() == "bye" or message.lower() == "later" or message.lower() == "cya" or message.lower() == "brb"): c.say(pick(("Ciao!","Adios!","Tsch�ss!","Despedida!","Hasta la Vista!","Au Revoir!","Farewell!","Cya!"))) elif(message.lower().startswith('should ') and '?' in message): c.say(pick(('Yes.','No.','It depends.','Please ask again.','No, f**k you'))) elif(message.lower().startswith('will ') and '?' in message): c.say(pick(('Of course!','Never.','No.','Yes.','Maybe.','Impossible.','Never going to happen, buster.'))) elif('f**k' in message.lower() and 'you' in message.lower() and 'oracle' in message.lower()): c.say(pick(('That\'s not very nice!','F**k you too, my good sir!','Come at me bro!','Do you want a punch-on?!'))) elif("alrighty" in message): c.say("Alrightyroo") elif(message.lower() == "welcome"): c.say("Welcome " + nick + " to the server!") elif(message.lower() == "oracle"): c.say("Yes?") elif(message.lower() == "oh sweet baby jesus"): c.say("http://gfycat.com/ScientificUnawareAmericanwigeon")
def process_cmd(nick, msg): """Splits the message, processes the commands and does all the relevant functions required. Should reverse the 'rank' if statements but it's not much of a problem. """ cmd = msg.split(" ") rank = v.getrank(nick) if len(cmd) == 1: log("*" + cmd[0].capitalize() + "* | nick: " + nick, m_type="COMMAND", colour=Fore.CYAN) #ACTION_LOG.info(Fore.MAGENTA + "COMMAND " + Fore.RESET + " " + cmd[0] + " | nick: " + nick) else: log("*" + cmd[0].capitalize() + "* | args: " + " ".join(cmd[1:]) + " | nick: " + nick, m_type="COMMAND", colour=Fore.CYAN) #ACTION_LOG.info(Fore.MAGENTA + "COMMAND " + Fore.RESET + " " + cmd[0] + " | args: " + " ".join(cmd[1:]) + " | nick: " + nick) try: # regular user # rank = 1 if rank >= 1: #! emotes !# if cmd[0] == "fliptable": c.say("(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻") elif cmd[0] == "puttableback": c.say("┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)") elif cmd[0] == "ohyou": c.say("¯_(ツ)_/¯") elif cmd[0] == "FLIPTABLE": c.say("(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻") elif cmd[0] == "fff": c.say("ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)") elif cmd[0] == "disapprove": c.say("ಠ_ಠ") elif cmd[0] == "crie": c.say("ಥ_ಥ") elif cmd[0] == "lenny": c.say("( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)") elif cmd[0] == "dongers": c.say("ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ") elif cmd[0] == "raise": c.say("ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ") elif cmd[0] == "butterfly": c.say("Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ") elif cmd[0] == "partytime": c.say("┏(-_-)┛┗(-_- )┓┗(-_-)┛┏(-_-)┓") elif cmd[0] == "fliptables": c.say("┻━┻︵ \(°□°)/ ︵ ┻━┻") elif cmd[0] == "polarbear": c.say("ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ") elif cmd[0] == "gun": c.say("︻╦╤─") elif cmd[0] == "pirate": c.say("✌(◕‿-)✌") elif cmd[0] == "happybirthday": c.say("¸¸♬·¯·♩¸¸♪·¯·♫¸¸Happy Birthday To You¸¸♬·¯·♩¸¸♪·¯·♫¸¸") elif cmd[0] == "sunglasses": c.say("( •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)") elif cmd[0] == "rage": c.say("t(ಠ益ಠt)") elif cmd[0] == "cards": c.say("[♥]]] [♦]]] [♣]]] [♠]]]") elif cmd[0] == "gimme": c.say("༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ") elif cmd[0] == "monocle": c.say("ಠ_ರೃ") elif cmd[0] == "ghost": c.say("‹’’›(Ͼ˳Ͽ)‹’’›") elif cmd[0] == "why": c.say("ლ(`◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)") elif cmd[0] == "praise": c.say("し(*・∀・)/♡\(・∀・*)ノ") elif cmd[0] == "lennyy": c.say(" ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ") # tears can be potentially dangerous, limited to admin + elif cmd[0] == "tears" and rank >= 3: c.say(" Ỏ̷͖͈̞̩͎̻̫̫̜͉̠̫͕̭̭̫̫̹̗̹͈̼̠̖͍͚̥͈̮̼͕̠̤̯̻̥̬̗̼̳̤̳̬̪̹͚̞̼̠͕̼̠̦͚̫͔̯̹͉͉̘͎͕̼̣̝͙̱̟̹̩̟̳̦̭͉̮̖̭̣̣̞̙̗̜̺̭̻̥͚͙̝̦̲̱͉͖͉̰̦͎̫̣̼͎͍̠̮͓̹̹͉̤̰̗̙͕͇͔̱͕̭͈̳̗̭͔̘̖̺̮̜̠͖̘͓̳͕̟̠̱̫̤͓͔̘̰̲͙͍͇̙͎̣̼̗̖͙̯͉̠̟͈͍͕̪͓̝̩̦̖̹̼̠̘̮͚̟͉̺̜͍͓̯̳̱̻͕̣̳͉̻̭̭̱͍̪̩̭̺͕̺̼̥̪͖̦̟͎̻̰_á»") #! other !# elif cmd[0] == "rps": target = cmd[1] global rps rps = games.RockPaperScissors(nick, target) c.msg(nick + " has challenged you to a game of rock, paper scissors.", target) c.msg("To participate, use " + f.BLUE + "/msg Oracle ?[rock/paper/scissors] (use /imsg if you're in-game)", target) c.msg("You have 30 seconds.", target) c.msg("You have challenged " + target + " to a game of rock, paper scissors.", nick) c.msg("To participate, use " + f.BLUE + "/msg Oracle ?[rock/paper/scissors] (use /imsg if you're in-game)", nick) c.msg("You have 30 seconds.", nick) elif cmd[0] == "rock" or cmd[0] == "paper" or cmd[0] == "scissors": if rps != None: if rps.guess(cmd[0], nick): c.msg("Decision accepted", nick) c.msg("Your opponent has made a decision", rps.get_opponent(nick)) else: c.msg("You're not in this RPS game!", nick) else: c.msg("There is no RPS game at the moment.", nick) elif cmd[0] == "a": global trivia trivia.guess(cmd[1:], nick) elif cmd[0] == "help" or cmd[0] == "what": if(len(cmd) < 2): help_(nick, "no") else: help_(nick, cmd[1]) elif cmd[0] == "cb": cb(cmd[1:], nick) elif cmd[0] == "pick": c.say(nick + ": " + misc.pick(cmd[1:])) elif cmd[0] == "diamonds": if config.get('rick-roll'): gags.rick_roll(nick, cmd[1]) else: c.msg(f.WHITE + "64 diamonds have been credited to the Minecraft account " + f.RED + nick + f.WHITE + ".", nick) time.sleep(5) c.msg("Just kidding.", nick) c.msg("This command has been disabled in the config.", nick) elif cmd[0] == "ayylmao": c.say("http://puu.sh/6wo5D.png") elif cmd[0] == "score": if cmd[1] == "check": if len(cmd) > 2 and rank >= 3: c.msg(cmd[2] + " has " + str(score.get(cmd[2])) + " points.", nick) else: c.msg("Your have " + str(score.get(nick)) + " points.", nick) elif cmd[1] == "top": list = score.get_leader_boards() amount = int(cmd[2]) if len(cmd) > 2 else 5 i = 1 for line in list: c.msg(str(i) + ". " + line[0] + " - " + str(line[1]), nick) i += 1 if i > amount: break elif cmd[0] == "resolve": data = socket.gethostbyname_ex(" ".join(cmd[1:])) c.say(" ".join(cmd[1:]) + " resolved to " + repr(data[2])) #! server !# elif cmd[0] == "events": results = e.get() if results: c.say(f.BOLD + "Event: " + results[0] + " || " + f.BOLD + "Time" + f.BOLD + ": " + results[1] + " UTC") else: c.say(f.BOLD + "No events found" + f.BOLD + " - there may be none planned.") elif cmd[0] == "utc": c.say(e.utc() + " UTC") elif cmd[0] == "nether": c.msg(misc.netherposition(int(cmd[1]), int(cmd[2]), int(cmd[3])), nick) elif cmd[0] == "overworld": c.msg(misc.overworldposition(int(cmd[1]), int(cmd[2]), int(cmd[3])), nick) #! personal !# elif cmd[0] == "mail": try: if cmd[1].lower() == "check": if not m.check(nick): c.msg("You have no mail.", nick) else: c.msg("Use ?mail read [mail]: "+ ", ".join(m.check(nick)), nick) elif cmd[1].lower() == "send": text = " ".join(cmd[4:]) if m.send(nick, cmd[2], cmd[3], text): c.msg("Message sent.", nick) else: c.msg("Message failed to send.", nick) elif cmd[1].lower() == "read": c.msg(m.read(nick, cmd[2]), nick) elif cmd[1].lower() == "delete" or cmd[1].lower() == "del": if m.delete(nick, cmd[2]): c.msg("Message deleted.", nick) else: c.msg("Message not deleted.", nick) else: c.msg("Usage: ?mail [check|send|read|delete]", nick) except: traceback.print_exc() c.msg("Usage: ?mail [check|send|read|delete]", nick) elif cmd[0] == "notes": try: if cmd[1].lower() == "new": text = " ".join(cmd[3:]) if n.new(cmd[2], text): c.msg("Note successfully created.", nick) else: c.msg("Note already exists with that file name", nick) elif cmd[1].lower() == "delete": if n.delete(cmd[2]): c.msg("Note successfully deleted.", nick) else: c.msg("Deletion failed", nick) elif cmd[1].lower() == "edit": text = " ".join(cmd[3:]) n.edit(cmd[2], text[1]) elif cmd[1].lower() == "listall": c.msg(" ".join(n.listall()), nick) elif cmd[1].lower() == "search" or cmd[1].lower() == "list": c.msg(" ".join(n.find(cmd[2])), nick) elif cmd[1].lower() == "get": c.msg(nick + ": " + n.get(cmd[2]), nick) else: c.msg("Usage: ?notes [new|delete|edit|listall|search|get]", nick) except: traceback.print_exc() c.msg("Usage: ?notes [new|delete|edit|listall|search|get]", nick) elif cmd[0] == "eval": try: sm = " ".join(cmd[1:]) c.say(sm + " = " + str(eval(sm))) except: traceback.print_exc() else: c.msg("Seems like you don't have access to these commands. Message an admin for help.", nick) #! moderator !# # rank = 2 if rank >= 2: if cmd[0] == "say": c.say(format.replace(" ".join(cmd[1:]))) elif cmd[0] == "ATTENTION": global ATTENTION ATTENTION = True c.getusers() elif cmd[0] == "ban" : v.setvar(nick, cmd[1], "rank", 0) c.msg("User: "******" has been banned.", nick) elif cmd[0] == "kick": if len(cmd) < 3: c.kick(cmd[1], "") c.msg("User kicked.", nick) else: c.kick(cmd[1], " ".join(cmd[2:])) c.msg("User kicked for " + " ".join(cmd[2:]) + ".", nick) #! admin !# # rank = 3 if rank >= 3: if cmd[0] == "close": c.stop(nick) EXIT = True elif cmd[0] == "restart" : c.restart(nick) elif cmd[0] == "reload": log("Reload issued by " + nick, m_type="RELOAD", colour=Fore.YELLOW, reset=False) reload_() c.say(f.YELLOW + "Reload complete.") elif cmd[0] == "sreload": reload_() c.msg(f.YELLOW + "Silent reload complete.", nick) elif cmd[0] == "setrank": v.setvar(cmd[1], "rank", int(cmd[2])) c.msg(cmd[1] + "'s rank set to " + cmd[2] + ".", nick) elif cmd[0] == "mode": c.mode(cmd[1:]) elif cmd[0] == "getrank": c.msg(cmd[1] + "'s rank is " + str(v.getvar(cmd[1], "rank")) + ".", nick) elif cmd[0] == "flood": if cmd[1] == "reset": spam.clear() c.msg("Cleared FLOOD dictionary", nick) elif cmd[1] == "decrement": spam.decrement() c.msg("FLOOD decrement performed", nick) elif cmd[0] == "randompoints": if cmd[1] == "run": randompoints.poll_users() time.sleep(1) randompoints.reward() elif cmd[0] == "trivia": if cmd[1] == "new": c.say("[" + f.PURPLE + "Trivia" + f.WHITE + "] New round started by " + f.BLUE + nick) trivia._runnable() elif cmd[1] == "off": trivia.disable() c.say("[" + f.PURPLE + "Trivia" + f.WHITE + "] Disabled by " + f.BLUE + nick) elif cmd[1] == "on": if trivia._getdisabled(): del trivia trivia = games.trivia() c.say("[" + f.PURPLE + "Trivia" + f.WHITE + "] Re-enabled by " + f.BLUE + nick) elif cmd[1] == "info": c.msg(trivia.getinfo(), nick) elif cmd[0] == "score": if cmd[1] == "reset": if score.reset(cmd[2]): c.msg("Successfully reset " + cmd[2] + "'s score.", nick) else: c.msg("Reset failed.", nick) elif cmd[1] == "add": points = score.add(cmd[2], cmd[3]) if not points: c.msg("Points failed to add.", nick) else: c.msg("Sucessfully added points, " + cmd[2] + " now has " + str(points) + " points.", nick) elif cmd[0] == "ignore": try: IGNORE_LIST.append(cmd[1]) c.msg("Successfuly added " + cmd[1] + " to ignore list.", nick) except: c.msg("Ignore unsuccessful.", nick) elif cmd[0] == "pardon": try: del ingore_list[cmd[1]] c.msg("Successfully pardoned " + cmd[1] + ".", nick) except: c.msg("Pardon unsuccessful. Perhaps " + cmd[1] + " is not currently being ignored.", nick) #! developer !# # rank = 4 if rank >= 4: if cmd[0] == "makevar": target = cmd[1] if(v.makevarfile(target)): ACTION_LOG.info(Fore.RED + "!!!" + Fore.RESET + " - New var file created for " + target + " by " + nick) c.msg("VAR file successfully created for " + target, nick) else: ACTION_LOG.info(Fore.RED + "!!!" + Fore.RESET + " - Var file creation failed - " + nick) c.msg("VAR file failed to create for " + target, nick) elif cmd[0] == "getvar": response = v.getvar( cmd[1], cmd[2]) c.msg("VAR: %s = %s" % (cmd[2], response),nick) elif cmd[0] == "listvar": response = v.listvar(cmd[1]) c.msg(response, nick) elif cmd[0] == "setvar": if(v.setvar(cmd[1], cmd[2], int(cmd[3]))): c.msg("VAR: %s set to %s for %s" % (cmd[2], cmd[3], cmd[1]), nick) else: c.msg("Setting of variable failed.", nick) elif cmd[0] == "deletevar": if(v.deletevarfile(cmd[1])): c.msg("VAR file successfully deleted.", nick) else: c.msg("VAR file deletion failed.", nick) elif cmd[0] == "resetvar": target = cmd[1] if(v.deletevarfile(target)): c.msg("VAR file successfully deleted.", nick) else: c.msg("VAR file deletion failed.") if(v.makevarfile(target)): ACTION_LOG.info(Fore.RED + "!!!" + Fore.RESET + " - New var file created for " + target + " by " + nick) c.msg("VAR file successfully created for " + target, nick) else: ACTION_LOG.info(Fore.RED + "!!!" + Fore.RESET + " - Var file creation failed - " + nick) c.msg("VAR file failed to create for " + target, nick) elif cmd[0] == "formats" : c.say(vars(f)) elif cmd[0] == "cls": os.system("cls") elif cmd[0] == "join": join(nick) elif cmd[0] == "joinn": join(cmd[1]) elif cmd[0] == "raw": c.raw(cmd[1:]) elif cmd[0] == "config": if cmd[1] == "reload": try: config.reload() c.msg("Config reloaded.", nick) except: traceback.print_exc() c.msg("Error reloading config", nick) elif cmd[1] == "set": try: config.set(cmd[2], cmd[3:]) c.msg("Config set.", nick) except: traceback.print_exc() c.msg("Error setting config", nick) elif cmd[1] == "get": try: c.msg(config.get(cmd[2]), nick) except: traceback.print_exc() c.msg("Error getting config", nick) elif cmd[0] == "testlog": log("No string test") log("Action test", l_type='action', m_type="TESTLOG", colour=Fore.GREEN) if len(cmd) > 1: log(' '.join(cmd[1:]), colour=Fore.GREEN, m_type="TESTLOG") elif cmd[0] == "exec": try: exec " ".join(cmd[1:]) except: c.say(traceback.print_exc()) except SystemExit: return except: # any and every error will throw this traceback.print_exc() c.msg("Oops! Something went wrong. Please contact an admin for help.",nick)
def get_response(nick, message): if (message.lower() == "nope nope"): c.say("nope.avi - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14") elif (message.lower() == "nice"): c.say("nice - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjtkMCLRf-M") elif (message.lower() == "alrighty then"): c.say("alrighty then - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hS1okqbnePQ") elif (message.lower() == "noice"): c.say("noice - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQnYi3z56RE") elif (message.lower() == "sad"): c.say("sad - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwK74w4VwgQ") elif (message.lower() == "hello my baby"): c.say("hello my baby - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49EoV50oba0") elif (message.lower() == "thanks oracle"): c.say( pick(("No worries mate!", "No problem!", "T'was a pleasure.", "You're welcome!"))) elif (message.lower() == "nice work oracle" or message.lower() == "well done oracle" or message.lower() == "good job oracle"): c.say( pick(("Thanks man!", "Thanks, appreciate it.", "Why, thank you sir!"))) elif (message.lower() == "bye" or message.lower() == "later" or message.lower() == "cya" or message.lower() == "brb"): c.say( pick(("Ciao!", "Adios!", "Tsch�ss!", "Despedida!", "Hasta la Vista!", "Au Revoir!", "Farewell!", "Cya!"))) elif (message.lower().startswith('should ') and '?' in message): c.say( pick(('Yes.', 'No.', 'It depends.', 'Please ask again.', 'No, f**k you'))) elif (message.lower().startswith('will ') and '?' in message): c.say( pick(('Of course!', 'Never.', 'No.', 'Yes.', 'Maybe.', 'Impossible.', 'Never going to happen, buster.'))) elif ('f**k' in message.lower() and 'you' in message.lower() and 'oracle' in message.lower()): c.say( pick(('That\'s not very nice!', 'F**k you too, my good sir!', 'Come at me bro!', 'Do you want a punch-on?!'))) elif ("alrighty" in message): c.say("Alrightyroo") elif (message.lower() == "welcome"): c.say("Welcome " + nick + " to the server!") elif (message.lower() == "oracle"): c.say("Yes?") elif (message.lower() == "oh sweet baby jesus"): c.say("http://gfycat.com/ScientificUnawareAmericanwigeon")