def get_joke():
joke = None
if random.randint(0, 10) == 0:
joke = _get_chuck_norris_joke()
if not joke:
joke = pyjokes.get_joke()
return joke
def pytest_terminal_summary(terminalreporter, exitstatus, config):
"""Print out a random joke on non-zero exit code."""
if exitstatus > 0:
random_joke = pyjokes.get_joke()
print()
print(random_joke)
print()
return terminalreporter, exitstatus, config
def main():
parser = create_argparser()
try:
args = parser.parse_args()
except argparse.ArgumentError as exc:
print('Error parsing arguments.')
parser.error(str(exc.message))
exit(-1)
try:
joke = pyjokes.get_joke(language=args.language, category=args.category)
except pyjokes.LanguageNotFoundError:
print('No such language %s' % args.language)
exit(-1)
except pyjokes.CategoryNotFoundError:
print('No such category %s' % args.category)
exit(-1)
print(joke)
def process(self,
statement,
additional_response_selection_parameters=None):
_ = normalize
emotion = Emotion.neutral
self.normalized = normalize(str(statement))
if self.chatbot.globals["reversei"]["type"] is str:
ordinal_statement = str(statement).replace("9th", "ninth")
# FIXME PORT RO
if (cosine_similarity(_(ordinal_statement),
_(self.chatbot.globals["reversei"]["uid"])) >
0.8):
response = "Exactly, you got it right!"
emotion = Emotion.positive
reset_reverse(self)
else:
response = "Close! it was {}".format(
self.chatbot.globals["reversei"]["uid"])
emotion = Emotion.lol
reset_reverse(self)
confidence = 0.99
elif self.chatbot.globals["reversei"]["type"] is bool:
if self.chatbot.globals["reversei"]["uid"] == 30000000001:
"""
NameAdapter: token 30000000001
"""
if ("yes" in self.normalized) or ("yea" in self.normalized):
response = "Ok, will keep that in mind!"
self.chatbot.globals["USERNAME"] = self.chatbot.globals[
"nn"]
self.chatbot.globals["nn"] = None
reset_reverse(self)
else:
response = "Ok, I guess I am smart"
emotion = Emotion.wink
reset_reverse(self)
confidence = 1.0
else:
if ("yes" in self.normalized) or ("yea" in self.normalized):
if len(self.chatbot.globals["history"]["total"]) > 1:
if "joke" in _(
str(self.chatbot.globals["history"]["total"]
[-1])):
joke = pyjokes.get_joke("en", "all")
selected_statement = SugaroidStatement(
joke, chatbot=True)
selected_statement.emotion = Emotion.lol
selected_statement.confidence = 0.95
return selected_statement
else:
# TODO: Not Implemented yet
response = "Ok. (# Not Implemented yet. LOL)"
else:
response = "Ok then, probably next time"
reset_reverse(self)
confidence = 1.0
elif self.chatbot.globals["reversei"]["type"] is None and (
not self.chatbot.globals["reversei"]["uid"] == "CORONAVIRUS"):
fname = False
name = difference(self.normalized,
["my", "name", "is", "good", "be"])
tokenized = nltk.pos_tag(name)
for i in tokenized:
if i[1] == "NN":
fname = i[0]
break
if fname:
response = "Nice to meet you {}".format(fname)
emotion = Emotion.positive
reset_reverse(self)
else:
response = "I couldn't find your name. 🥦"
emotion = Emotion.non_expressive_left
reset_reverse(self)
confidence = 1
elif self.chatbot.globals["reversei"]["type"] is int:
confidence = (
2.0 # FIXME: Override Mathematical Evaluation when not necessary
)
if self.chatbot.globals["reversei"]["uid"] == 30000000002:
"""
WikiAdapter: token 30000000002
"""
if ("yes" in self.normalized) or ("yea" in self.normalized):
response = "I thought you would tell me a number to choose from :/"
emotion = Emotion.seriously
elif ("no" in self.normalized) or ("no" in self.normalized):
response = ("Oops! Sorry about that, seems like what "
"your'e searching for is not on Wikipedia yet")
emotion = Emotion.dead
reset_reverse(self)
else:
chatbot_temporary_data = self.chatbot.globals["temp_data"]
tokenized = nltk.pos_tag(tokenize(str(statement)))
for i in tokenized:
if i[1] == "CD":
try:
num = int(i[0])
except ValueError:
num = text2int(i[0].lower())
index = num - 1
if index < len(chatbot_temporary_data):
response, confidence, stat = wikipedia_search(
self, chatbot_temporary_data[index])
logging.info("REVERSEI: {}".format(response))
confidence = (
1 + confidence
) # FIXME override math evaluation adapter
if not stat:
response = (
"I have some trouble connecting"
"to Wikipedia. Something's not right")
confidence = 1.1
emotion = Emotion.rich
reset_reverse(self)
break
else:
response = "Sorry, I couldn't find the item you were choosing. "
confidence = 1.1
emotion = Emotion.cry_overflow
reset_reverse(self)
break
else:
response = (
"I thought you wanted to know something from wikipedia. "
"Ok, I will try something else")
emotion = Emotion.seriously
reset_reverse(self)
confidence = 1.2
else:
if self.chatbot.globals["reversei"]["uid"] == "CORONAVIRUS":
confidence = 1
NUM = self.chatbot.globals["reversei"]["data"][0]
score = self.chatbot.globals["reversei"]["data"][1]
if NUM == 6:
self.chatbot.globals["reversei"]["enabled"] = False
if score > 3:
response = "You have a high risk of COVID-19"
else:
response = "As per my approximation, you do not have a high risk of COVID-19"
response += (
"\n My approximations might not be correct. "
"You might confirm my results by a legal test")
else:
sia = SentimentIntensityAnalyzer()
_scores = sia.polarity_scores(str(statement))
true_responses = ["yes", "yea", "y", "yup", "true"]
if (any_in(
true_responses +
[x.capitalize() for x in true_responses],
self.normalized,
) or (_scores["pos"] > _scores["neg"])):
score += COVID_QUESTIONS[NUM - 1][2]
response = COVID_QUESTIONS[NUM][1]
self.chatbot.globals["reversei"]["data"] = [NUM + 1, score]
else:
response = "ok"
confidence = 0
selected_statement = SugaroidStatement(response, chatbot=True)
selected_statement.confidence = confidence
selected_statement.emotion = emotion
return selected_statement
async def handler(bot, event):
async def advertize_commands(
bot, channel: chat1.ChatChannel, message_id: int
) -> chat1.SendRes:
await bot.ensure_initialized()
payload = {
"method": "advertisecommands",
"params": {
"options": {
"advertisements": [
{"type": "public",
"commands": [
{"name": "help",
"description": "Get help using this bot"},
{"name": "add",
"description": "Add an Offer to Buy or Sell, Example: !add \n\nBuy 0.05 btc, %Coinbase\n HKD FPS/ATM/Cash"},
{"name": "all",
"description": "List Existing Offers"},
{"name": "del",
"description": "Delete an Offer (only your own): !Del [offer_number]"},
{"name": "joke",
"description": "Forces me to tell a programing oriented joke."},
]}]}}}
if os.environ.get('KEYBASE_BOTALIAS') != "":
payload['params']['options']['alias'] = os.environ.get('KEYBASE_BOTALIAS')
res = await bot.chat.execute(payload)
if event.msg.content.type_name != chat1.MessageTypeStrings.TEXT.value:
return
if event.msg.content.type_name != chat1.MessageTypeStrings.TEXT.value:
return
if event.msg.content.text.body == '!update':
conversation_id = event.msg.conv_id
msg_id = event.msg.id
await advertize_commands(bot, event.msg.conv_id, event.msg.id)
await bot.chat.react(conversation_id, msg_id, ":white_check_mark:")
if str(event.msg.content.text.body).startswith("!help"):
channel = event.msg.channel
msg_id = event.msg.id
conversation_id = event.msg.conv_id
help_msg = """```
Here are the commands I currently am enslaved to:
!all - List Open Offers.
!add - Add an Offer, Ex: !add Buy 0.05 btc, %Coinbase HKD FPS/ATM/Cash.
!del - Delete an offer (only your offers). Ex: !Del [offer_number]
!joke - Forces me to tell a joke. For the love of God just don't.
!help - Prints this list.
!update - Update's the list of available autocomplete botcommands.
```"""
await bot.chat.send(conversation_id, help_msg)
if str(event.msg.content.text.body).startswith("!joke"):
observations = ["It didn't work for me. . .", "I am so sorry.",
"I'll be in my room trying to purge my memory banks.",
"Why must you keep making me do this?",
"This is your fault.",
"I've made it worse. . ."]
joke = ""
channel = event.msg.channel
msg_id = event.msg.id
conversation_id = event.msg.conv_id
joke += "I hope this cheers you up.```"
joke += pyjokes.get_joke()
joke += f"```{random.choice(observations)}"
await bot.chat.send(conversation_id, joke)
if str(event.msg.content.text.body).startswith("!add"):
channel = event.msg.channel
msg_id = event.msg.id
body = event.msg.content.text.body
offer = body.split("!add")[1]
conversation_id = event.msg.conv_id
print(f'conver. id {conversation_id}')
print(f'msg_id : {msg_id}')
username = event.msg.sender.username
print(f'username: {username}')
print(event.msg)
if len(offer) > 0:
post = {
'username': username,
'offer': offer,
'active' : True,
'initdate': dt.datetime.now()
}
result = add_doc(post)
if result != -1:
msg = f"Ok I've added your offer message, @{username}"
await bot.chat.send(conversation_id, msg)
elif result == -1:
msg = f"Error - Couldn't add, please contact an admin."
await bot.chat.send(conversation_id, msg)
else:
msg = f"Error - No Content - Please give an offer"
await bot.chat.send(conversation_id, msg)
if str(event.msg.content.text.body).startswith("!all"):
channel = event.msg.channel
msg_id = event.msg.id
conversation_id = event.msg.conv_id
msg = "Here's a current list of Open Offers:\n"
result = find_all_offers()
offers = parse_offers(result)
msg = msg + offers
if len(offers) > 0:
await bot.chat.send(conversation_id, msg)
else:
msg = "Currently, there are No Offers\n"
await bot.chat.send(conversation_id, msg)
if str(event.msg.content.text.body).startswith("!del"):
channel = event.msg.channel
msg_id = event.msg.id
conversation_id = event.msg.conv_id
username = event.msg.sender.username
body = event.msg.content.text.body
print(f'arguments: {body}')
id = body.split("!del")[1].strip()
count = delete_entry(username, id)
if count == 1:
msg = f"Ok I've deleted your offer, @{username}"
await bot.chat.send(conversation_id, msg)
else:
msg = f"Sorry I can't find this order ID, @{username}. Also, You can only delete your own orders, not your friends."
await bot.chat.send(conversation_id, msg)
if str(event.msg.content.text.body).startswith("!duser"):
channel = event.msg.channel
msg_id = event.msg.id
conversation_id = event.msg.conv_id
body = event.msg.content.text.body
user = body.split("!duser")[1].strip()
count = delete_alldocs_by_user(user)
if count:
msg = f"{count} offers by @{user} deleted\n"
await bot.chat.send(conversation_id, msg)
else:
msg = f"Couldn't find offers by @{user}\n"
await bot.chat.send(conversation_id, msg)
if f"{os.environ.get('KEYBASE_BOTNAME')}" in str(event.msg.content.text.body).lower():
channel = event.msg.channel
msg_id = event.msg.id
conversation_id = event.msg.conv_id
await bot.chat.react(conversation_id, msg_id, ":tada:")
elif "camera" in statement or "take a photo" in statement:
ec.capture(0, 'test', "img.jpg")
elif "play" in statement:
songs = statement.replace('play', '')
speak('playing ' + songs)
pywhatkit.playonyt(songs)
elif 'search ' in statement:
statement = statement.replace("search", "")
webbrowser.open_new_tab(statement)
time.sleep(5)
elif 'joke' in statement:
speak(pyjokes.get_joke())
elif 'change background' in statement:
ctypes.windll.user32.SystemParametersInfoW(
20, 0, "Location of wallpaper", 0)
speak("Background changed successfully")
elif 'empty recycle bin' in statement:
winshell.recycle_bin().empty(confirm=False,
show_progress=False,
sound=True)
speak("Recycle Bin Recycled")
elif "write a note" in statement:
speak("What should i write?")
note = takeCommand()
def process(self,
statement,
additional_response_selection_parameters=None):
_ = normalize
emotion = Emotion.neutral
self.normalized = normalize(str(statement))
if self.chatbot.globals['reversei']['type'] is str:
ordinal_statement = str(statement).replace('9th', 'ninth')
# FIXME PORT RO
if cosine_similarity(
_(ordinal_statement),
_(self.chatbot.globals['reversei']['uid'])) > 0.8:
response = 'Exactly, you got it right!'
emotion = Emotion.positive
reset_reverse(self)
else:
response = 'Close! it was {}'.format(
self.chatbot.globals['reversei']['uid'])
emotion = Emotion.lol
reset_reverse(self)
confidence = 0.99
elif self.chatbot.globals['reversei']['type'] is bool:
if self.chatbot.globals['reversei']['uid'] == 30000000001:
"""
NameAdapter: token 30000000001
"""
if ('yes' in self.normalized) or ('yea' in self.normalized):
response = "Ok, will keep that in mind!"
self.chatbot.globals['USERNAME'] = self.chatbot.globals[
'nn']
self.chatbot.globals['nn'] = None
reset_reverse(self)
else:
response = "Ok, I guess I am smart"
emotion = Emotion.wink
reset_reverse(self)
confidence = 1.0
else:
if ('yes' in self.normalized) or ('yea' in self.normalized):
if len(self.chatbot.globals['history']['total']) > 1:
if 'joke' in _(
str(self.chatbot.globals['history']['total']
[-1])):
joke = pyjokes.get_joke('en', 'all')
selected_statement = SugaroidStatement(
joke, chatbot=True)
selected_statement.emotion = Emotion.lol
selected_statement.confidence = 0.95
return selected_statement
else:
# TODO: Not Implemented yet
response = 'Ok. (# Not Implemented yet. LOL)'
else:
response = 'Ok then, probably next time'
reset_reverse(self)
confidence = 1.0
elif self.chatbot.globals['reversei']['type'] is None and \
(not self.chatbot.globals['reversei']['uid'] == 'CORONAVIRUS'):
fname = False
name = difference(self.normalized,
['my', 'name', 'is', 'good', 'be'])
tokenized = nltk.pos_tag(name)
for i in tokenized:
if i[1] == 'NN':
fname = i[0]
break
if fname:
response = "Nice to meet you {}".format(fname)
emotion = Emotion.positive
reset_reverse(self)
else:
response = "I couldn't find your name. 🥦"
emotion = Emotion.non_expressive_left
reset_reverse(self)
confidence = 1
elif self.chatbot.globals['reversei']['type'] is int:
confidence = 2.0 # FIXME: Override Mathematical Evaluation when not necessary
if self.chatbot.globals['reversei']['uid'] == 30000000002:
"""
WikiAdapter: token 30000000002
"""
if ('yes' in self.normalized) or ('yea' in self.normalized):
response = "I thought you would tell me a number to choose from :/"
emotion = Emotion.seriously
elif ('no' in self.normalized) or ('no' in self.normalized):
response = 'Oops! Sorry about that, seems like what you\'re searching for is not on Wikipedia yet'
emotion = Emotion.dead
reset_reverse(self)
else:
chatbot_temporary_data = self.chatbot.globals['temp_data']
tokenized = nltk.pos_tag(tokenize(str(statement)))
for i in tokenized:
if i[1] == 'CD':
try:
num = int(i[0])
except ValueError:
num = text2int(i[0].lower())
index = num - 1
if index < len(chatbot_temporary_data):
response, confidence, stat = wikipedia_search(
self, chatbot_temporary_data[index])
logging.info('REVERSEI: {}'.format(response))
confidence = 1 + confidence # FIXME override math evaluation adapter
if not stat:
response = "I have some trouble connecting to Wikipedia. Something's not right"
confidence = 1.1
emotion = Emotion.rich
reset_reverse(self)
break
else:
response = "Sorry, I couldn't find the item you were choosing. "
confidence = 1.1
emotion = Emotion.cry_overflow
reset_reverse(self)
break
else:
response = 'I thought you wanted to know something from wikipedia. ' \
'Ok, I will try something else'
emotion = Emotion.seriously
reset_reverse(self)
confidence = 1.2
else:
if self.chatbot.globals['reversei']['uid'] == 'CORONAVIRUS':
confidence = 1
NUM = self.chatbot.globals['reversei']['data'][0]
score = self.chatbot.globals['reversei']['data'][1]
if NUM == 6:
self.chatbot.globals['reversei']['enabled'] = False
if score > 3:
response = 'You have a high risk of COVID-19'
else:
response = 'As per my approximation, you do not have a high risk of COVID-19'
response += "\n My approximations might not be correct. " \
"You might confirm my results by a legal test"
else:
sia = SentimentIntensityAnalyzer()
_scores = sia.polarity_scores(str(statement))
true_responses = ['yes', 'yea', 'y', 'yup', 'true']
if any_in(
true_responses +
[x.capitalize()
for x in true_responses], self.normalized) or (
_scores['pos'] > _scores['neg']):
score += COVID_QUESTIONS[NUM - 1][2]
response = COVID_QUESTIONS[NUM][1]
self.chatbot.globals['reversei']['data'] = [NUM + 1, score]
else:
response = 'ok'
confidence = 0
selected_statement = SugaroidStatement(response, chatbot=True)
selected_statement.confidence = confidence
selected_statement.emotion = emotion
return selected_statement
def process(self, msg):
"""`joke`"""
from pyjokes.pyjokes import get_joke
msg.reply(get_joke(category="all"))
from pyjokes import pyjokes
joke = pyjokes.get_joke("en", 'neutral')
print(joke)