def new_arrivals(bot: Bot, match) -> None:
"""
Gets all the new arrivals
"""
location = match.group('location') or 'Nashville'
bot.post(get_new_arrivals(location.strip()))
def whoami(bot: Bot, message: Message) -> None:
"""
Display a user's historical nicknames
"""
nicknames = HistoricalNickname.objects.filter(
group_id=bot.group_id,
groupme_id=message.user_id).order_by('-timestamp')
response = ''
# We only care about central time!
now = arrow.now(CENTRAL_TIME)
for nickname in nicknames:
timestamp = arrow.get(nickname.timestamp)
next_line = f'{nickname.nickname} {timestamp.humanize(now)}\n'
if len(response) + len(next_line) > 1000:
bot.post(response)
response = next_line
else:
response += next_line
# make sure to post the rest at the end
if response:
bot.post(response)
def user_named_saucerbot(bot: Bot, message: Message, force_random: bool = False) -> bool:
"""
Chastise people who make their name saucerbot
"""
if message.name != 'saucerbot':
return False
# Send something dumb
user_attach = RefAttach(message.user_id, f'@{message.name}')
msg = random.choice(SAUCERBOT_MESSAGE_LIST)
if force_random or msg == 'random':
insult = get_insult()
prefix = "Stop being a"
if insult[0].lower() in ['a', 'e', 'i', 'o', 'u']:
prefix = prefix + 'n'
msg = prefix + ' ' + insult + ', '
if isinstance(msg, str):
msg = msg + user_attach
bot.post(msg)
return True
def i_barely_know_her(bot: Bot, message: Message) -> bool:
if message.text is not None and random.choice(range(0,
100)) < PERCENT_CHANCE:
quip = get_quip(message)
if quip is not None:
bot.post(quip)
return True
return False
def dores_win(bot: Bot) -> None:
"""
The 'dores never win RIP
"""
result = did_the_dores_win(True, True)
if result is None:
bot.post("I couldn't find the Vandy game " + EmojiAttach(1, 35))
else:
bot.post(result)
def plate_party(bot: Bot):
"""
This is to troll clark lolz but some future work could be fun on this
"""
clark = get_member(bot, CLARK_USER_ID)
if not clark:
logger.error("Somehow clark escaped the group!!!!")
else:
quip = random.choice(plate_party_messages).split('|')
bot.post(quip[0] + clark + quip[1])
def troll(bot: Bot) -> None:
"""
LOL Shaina is the troll
"""
shaina = get_member(bot, SHAINA_USER_ID)
pre_message: Union[RefAttach, str]
if shaina:
pre_message = shaina
else:
pre_message = "Shaina"
bot.post(pre_message + " is the troll")
def mars(bot: Bot,
message: Message,
chances: float = PICTURE_RESPONSE_CHANCE) -> bool:
"""
Sends a message about mars if a user posts an image
"""
for attachment in message.attachments:
if attachment['type'] == 'image' and random.random() < chances:
user_attach = RefAttach(message.user_id, f'@{message.name}')
response = random.choice(PICTURE_RESPONSES)
bot.post(response[:-1] + ", " + user_attach + response[-1])
return True
return False
def ask_janet(bot: Bot, message: Message) -> None:
"""
Get images matching the text
"""
terms = janet.select_terms_from_message(message.text)
if not terms or random.random() < 0.125:
terms = ['cactus'] # CACTUS!!!
photos = janet.search_flickr(terms)
if not photos:
bot.post(f"Sorry! I couldn't find anything for {terms}")
else:
url = janet.select_url(photos)
groupme_image = janet.add_to_groupme_img_service(bot, url)
bot.post(janet.create_message(groupme_image))
def too_early_for_thai(bot: Bot, message: Message) -> bool:
"""
It's too early for thai
"""
# Grab an arrow time in central time
timestamp = arrow.get(message.created_at).to(CENTRAL_TIME)
hour = timestamp.time().hour
with Path(tempfile.gettempdir(), 'thailock') as lockfile:
if 3 <= hour < 8 and not lockfile.exists():
bot.post("It's too early for thai")
lockfile.touch()
return True
else:
return False
def save_saucer_id(bot: Bot, message: Message, match) -> None:
"""
Save a person's saucer ID, so we can lookup tasted beers later
"""
saucer_id = match.group('saucer_id')
tasted_beers = get_tasted_brews(saucer_id)
if not tasted_beers:
bot.post(f"Hmmm, it looks like {saucer_id} isn't a valid Saucer ID.")
return
# Otherwise it's valid. Just update or create
_, created = SaucerUser.objects.update_or_create(groupme_id=message.user_id,
defaults={'saucer_id': saucer_id})
user_attach = RefAttach(message.user_id, f'@{message.name}')
action = 'saved' if created else 'updated'
bot.post("Thanks, " + user_attach + f"! I {action} your Saucer ID.")
def system_messages(bot: Bot, message: Message) -> bool:
"""
Process system messages:
* Nickname changes
* Added users
* Removed users
"""
if not message.system:
return False
remove_match = REMOVE_RE.match(message.text)
add_match = ADD_RE.match(message.text)
change_name_match = CHANGE_RE.match(message.text)
# Grab an arrow time in UTC
timestamp = arrow.get(message.created_at)
if remove_match:
bot.post(ComplexMessage([EmojiAttach(4, 36)]))
return True
if add_match:
bot.post(ComplexMessage([EmojiAttach(2, 44)]))
# Log the new member
new_member = add_match.group('addee')
nickname_entry(bot, new_member, timestamp)
return True
if change_name_match:
bot.post(ComplexMessage([EmojiAttach(1, 81)]))
# Log the name change
new_name = change_name_match.group('new_name')
nickname_entry(bot, new_name, timestamp)
return True
return False
def black(bot: Bot) -> None:
"""
BLACK GOLD
"""
bot.post("GOLD")
def teenage_saucerbot(bot: Bot) -> None:
"""
69
"""
bot.post('Nice 👌')
def dont_at_me(bot: Bot) -> None:
"""
@saucerbot - Don't @ me 🙄
"""
bot.post("don't @ me 🙄")
def sneaky(bot: Bot) -> None:
"""
Handle other @saucerbot variants
"""
bot.post("you think you're sneaky don't you")
def catfacts(bot: Bot) -> None:
"""
Sends catfacts!
"""
catfact = requests.get(CATFACTS_URL).json()
bot.post(catfact['fact'])
def lit(bot: Bot) -> None:
"""
Battle with the lit bot
"""
bot.post("You're not lit, I'm lit")
def gold(bot: Bot) -> None:
"""
GOLD BLACK
"""
bot.post("BLACK")
def you_suck_too_coach(bot: Bot) -> None:
"""
Sends 'YOU SUCK TOO COACH'
"""
bot.post("YOU SUCK TOO COACH")
test_bot = Bot(
gmi,
group_id=test_group.group_id,
name=TEST_BOT_NAME,
callback_url="http://example.com",
avatar_url=
"https://i.groupme.com/750x700.jpeg.bda7c13e72f00b58193bd6af2114cb24c3919d1a",
dm_notification=False,
)
test_bot.save()
test_bot.save()
test_group.save()
test_group.refresh()
test_bot.post("BotMessage")
test_group.post("UserMessage")
message = test_group.messages.recent()[0]
message.like()
message.refresh()
gmi.user.get().enable_sms(15, "test")
gmi.user.get().disable_sms()
gmi.user.get().save()
gmi.refresh()
gmi.user.filter()
gmi.groups.filter()
gmi.groups.former()
gmi.bots.filter()
def pizza(bot: Bot) -> None:
"""
Complain about pizza
"""
bot.post("That is a false binary and you know it, asshole")
def like_if(bot: Bot) -> None:
"""
Nobody else can use like if!
"""
bot.post("Hey that's my job")
def anchor_down(bot: Bot) -> None:
"""
Posts go dores!
"""
bot.post("GO DORES")
def zo_is_dead(bot: Bot) -> None:
"""
Zo sux
"""
bot.post("Zo is dead. Long live saucerbot.")
def search_brews(bot: Bot, match) -> None:
"""
Search for beers from various saucers
"""
search_text = match.group('search_text').strip()
bot.post(brew_searcher.brew_info(search_text))
def go_dores(bot: Bot) -> None:
"""
Posts anchor down ⚓️
"""
bot.post("ANCHOR DOWN ⚓️")