def scenario(self):
print "OH NOES! Your rudder ajam!"
response = self.ask('What do?',
['Use a stick to clear the clutter', 'Improvise'])
if response == 0:
print "Your stick only added to the jam. [-15 health]"
carmine.change(hp=-15)
elif response == 1:
print" IMPROV!"
else:
self.error()
def sail(self):
"""Runs every event, or the distance, to the town and adjusts according
to the speed set by the player."""
events = event.Library()
# To do, figure out better way to manage speed
for i in xrange(0, self.distance+carmine.speed):
# Each river event costs the player's ship 5hp for wear & tear
# in post-apocalyptic environments (everything is post-
# apocalyptic... I think)
carmine.change(hp=-5, place="River")
tools.clear(5)
print 'Day {} - Health: {}\n'.format(carmine.day,
carmine.hp)
events.generate(self.odds)
tools.next()
carmine.change(day=1)
carmine.change(place=self.name)
tools.clear()
print 'Day {} - Health: {}\n'.format(carmine.day, carmine.hp)
result = self.enter()
carmine.change(day=1)
return result
def sail(self):
"""Runs every event, or the distance, to the town and adjusts according
to the speed set by the player."""
events = event.Library()
# To do, figure out better way to manage speed
for i in xrange(0, self.distance + carmine.speed):
# Each river event costs the player's ship 5hp for wear & tear
# in post-apocalyptic environments (everything is post-
# apocalyptic... I think)
carmine.change(hp=-5, place="River")
tools.clear(5)
print 'Day {} - Health: {}\n'.format(carmine.day, carmine.hp)
events.generate(self.odds)
tools.next()
carmine.change(day=1)
carmine.change(place=self.name)
tools.clear()
print 'Day {} - Health: {}\n'.format(carmine.day, carmine.hp)
result = self.enter()
carmine.change(day=1)
return result
def scenario(self):
print "You arrive at a fork in the river..."
response = self.ask('Which way?', ['Left', 'Right'])
if response == random.randint(0, 1):
print "The water is a bit rough, but luckily you manage to get \
through safely..."
else:
things = ['Birds', 'Monkey', 'Dicks', 'Narwhals', 'Unicorns']
i = random.randint(0, len(things)-1)
print "{} attacked your ship D: [-10 health]".format(things[i])
carmine.change(hp=-10)
def scenario(self):
printer.display("OH NOES! SNAKES ARRIVED ON YOUR BOAT!")
response = self.ask('How to unsnake the boat?',
['Yell at them', 'Eat them'])
if response == 0:
print "You yell as loud as you can, the snakes don't understand \
fleshbag. [-10 health]"
carmine.change(hp=-10)
elif response == 1:
print "You ate ALL the snakes, looks like you wiggled your way \
out of this one. [+2 food]"
carmine.change(food=2)
else:
self.error()
def scenario(self):
print "You pass by a ship that has been utterly rekt..."
response = self.ask('Do you check the wreckage?', ['Yes', 'No'])
if response == 0:
if random.randint(0, 1) == 1:
i = random.randint(1, 5)
print "Hooray! Some scrap! [+{} scrap]".format(i)
else:
print "SEA ZOOOMBIES!!!"
if random.randint(0, 1) == 1:
print "RUUUUUN [+1 day] [-5 health]"
carmine.change(day=1, hp=-5)
else:
print "Ya got overwhelmed a bit [+2 days] [-15 health]"
carmine.change(day=2, hp=-15)
def scenario(self):
print "OH NOES! Your entire crew was infected by the virus of \
poor grammar."
print "Generic Crewmun: \"Your going to die captain!\""
response = self.ask('How win?',
['Teach proper grammer',
'Revert ship to text talk'])
if response == 0:
# GET RID OF HARD CODE NAOW!
print "It took some time, but eventually every one learned there \
grammar again... eventually [+1 day] [-5 health]"
carmine.change(day=1, hp=-5)
elif response == 1:
# Again, self, not this, you're better than this...
print "The grammar nazis invaded. [-20 health]"
carmine.change(hp=-20)
else:
self.error()
def scenario(self):
print "Are you properly disposing of your compostable waste?"
response = self.ask('Your answer?', ['No...', 'LIE!'])
if response == 1:
print '50/50 shot...'
tools.next()
if random.randint(0, 1) == 1:
response = 2
if response == 2:
print 'Uh-huh... we need to have a chat [+2 days] [-10 health]'
carmine.change(hp=-10, day=2)
elif response == 1:
print 'Alright then, carry on...'
elif response == 0:
print 'Well, in this part of the river we compost, let me tell \
you why... [+1 day] [-5 health]'
carmine.change(hp=-5, day=1)
else:
self.error()