def broadcast_tweet(sender, text, user, id_str, **kwargs):
if config.TWITTER_BROADCAST_FOLLOW:
if user['screen_name'].lower() not in config.TWITTER_BROADCAST_FOLLOW.lower().split(","):
return
say(
content="\n".join([
"https://twitter.com/%s/status/%s" % (user['screen_name'], id_str),
"[ %s: %s ]" % (user['screen_name'], text.replace("\n", ""))
]),
tags=['twitter_stream'],
)
def timeout_current_skip():
skip = get_current_skip()
while skip:
staleness = 30 - (time.time() - skip['last_update'])
logger.debug("Checking if the skip is timed out - staleness is %r" % staleness)
if staleness <= 0:
logger.debug("The skip is timed out")
delete_current_skip()
say(
content='Vote timed out after 30 seconds',
)
return
logger.debug("%d seconds to timeout" % staleness)
gevent.sleep(staleness)
skip = get_current_skip()
def update_forecast():
for point in Point.objects.all():
forecast = requests.get(
"https://api.forecast.io/forecast/%(apikey)s/%(lat)s,%(lon)s"
% dict(apikey=point.api, lat=point.lat, lon=point.lon)
)
data = forecast.json()
content = "Stay %(dry)s this %(lunchtime)s %(kids)s, %(weatherman)s says: %(itswet)s" % dict(
dry=random.choice(["dry", "warm", "toasty", "snug"]),
lunchtime=random.choice(["lunch", "lunchtime", "dinner", "eating time"]),
kids=random.choice(["kids", "folk", "silly people"]),
weatherman=random.choice(["the weatherman", "the forecast", "the weatherbot", "pubbot"]),
itswet=data["minutely"]["summary"],
)
say(content=content, tags=[point.tag] if point.tag else [])
def push_to_chat(sender, payload, **kwargs):
fmt = '\x0303%(author)s \x0302%(repname)s \x0310%(rev)s\x0314\x0f: %(msg)s'
org, rep = payload.repo
repname = '/'.join(payload.repo)
payload = payload.payload
for c in payload.get('commits', [])[:4]:
if not c["distinct"]:
continue
author = c['author']['name']
rev = c['sha'][:6]
msg = c['message']
trailer = ' ...'
ircmsg = fmt % locals()
ircmsg = ircmsg[:240 - len(trailer)] + trailer
say(
content=ircmsg,
tags=['github:' + repname, 'github:' + org],
)
def multikill(sender, committer, **kwargs):
if date.today().weekday() > 4:
# No cheeky weekend killing sprees! ;-)
return
killer = cache.get("multikill_killer")
if killer and killer != committer:
say(
content='%s ended the killing spree! poor %s' % (committer, killer),
tags=['multikill'],
)
cache.set("multikill_killer", committer)
cache.set("multikill_kills", 1)
return
kills = cache.get("multikill_kills", 0) + 1
cache.set("multikill_kills", kills)
if kills == 2:
say(content="Double Kill", tags=['multikill'])
elif kills == 3:
say(content="Multi Kill", tags=['multikill'])
elif kills == 4:
say(content="Ultra Kill", tags=['multikill'])
# play_sound("ultrakill.wav")
elif kills == 5:
say(content="Megakill", tags=['multikill'])
# play_sound("megakill.wav")
elif kills == 6:
say(content="MONSTTTTTTTEEER KILLLLL", tags=['multikill'])
def notlikely(sender, message, committer, **kwargs):
if 'final' in message.lower():
say(
content="Final? Not likely, %s" % committer,
)
def svnwoot(sender, revision, **kwargs):
if revision in (1337, 1000, 2000, 1, 100, 200, 13337, 666, 700, 777, 501):
say(
content="r%d - \o/" % revision,
)
def current_song_notification(sender, **kwargs):
say(
content="%(title)s - %(artist)s (%(album)s)" % kwargs,
tags=['current_song_notification'],
notice=True,
)