async def prepare_cock(self, ctx):
user_id = ctx.author.id
balance = db.get_user_balance(user_id)
cock_status = db.get_cock_status(user_id)
cock_power = get_cock_power(cock_status)
if cock_status != -1:
await ctx.send("Your c**k is already prepared for battle, currently at {:.1f}% hardness".format(cock_power * 100))
return
if balance < self.cock_price:
await ctx.send("Your c**k is too mangled and bruised to battle, please wait until you can afford 100 for a c**k doctor before battling again.")
return
else:
db.modify_user_balance(user_id, -1 * self.cock_price)
db.set_cock_status(user_id, 0)
await ctx.send("Your c**k is ready for battle, you tip your fluffer {} for their service".format(self.cock_price))
async def prepare_worm(self, ctx):
'''Buy a fight worm'''
user_id = ctx.author.id
balance = db.get_user_balance(user_id)
cock_status = db.get_cock_status(user_id)
cock_power = get_cock_power(cock_status)
if cock_status != -1:
await ctx.send("Your battle worm is already prepared for battle, currently at {:.1f}% toughness".format(cock_power * 100))
return
if balance < self.cock_price:
await ctx.send("You don't have any worms!")
return
else:
db.modify_user_balance(user_id, -1 * self.cock_price)
db.set_cock_status(user_id, 0)
await ctx.send("You exchanged {} worms for a rookie battle worm! Win fights and battles to level him up!".format(self.cock_price))
async def wormfight(self, ctx, amount:int):
'''Test your worm in a fight to the death,
each win increases your worms toughness and odds of winning!
Buy a fightworm with !bw and then bet on the outcome of a fight
with !wf <amount>'''
user_id = ctx.author.id
balance = db.get_user_balance(user_id)
cock_status = db.get_cock_status(user_id)
if self.cock_battle:
if ctx.author == self.cock_battle.challenger or ctx.author == self.cock_battle.challenged:
await ctx.send("You cannot participate in wormfights while your worm is preparing for battle")
return
if cock_status == -1:
await ctx.send("Your worm is not ready for battle, prepare your worm with !prepare_worm first.")
return
if amount > balance:
await ctx.send("That would cost {}, you only have {} :(".format(amount, balance))
return
else:
new_balance = db.modify_user_balance(user_id, -1 * amount)
result = random.random()
cock_power = get_cock_power(cock_status)
if result < cock_power:
amount_won = amount * 2
new_cock_status = cock_status + 1
new_balance = db.modify_user_balance(user_id, amount_won)
db.set_cock_status(user_id, new_cock_status)
result_msg = "Your worm made you {:,} worms richer".format(amount)
hardness_msg= "Now at {:.1f}% toughness".format(get_cock_power(new_cock_status) * 100)
embed_dict = {'colour':discord.Colour(0x00e553), 'author_name':ctx.author.name,
'fields': {1:{'name': result_msg, 'value': hardness_msg}}}
await ctx.send(embed=build_embed(embed_dict))
else:
db.set_cock_status(user_id, -1)
result_msg = "Your worm got smoosh :("
embed_dict = {'colour':discord.Colour(0xe10531), 'author_name':ctx.author.name,
'fields': {1:{'name': 'Ouch', 'value': result_msg}}}
await ctx.send(embed=build_embed(embed_dict))
async def cockfight(self, ctx, amount:int):
user_id = ctx.author.id
balance = db.get_user_balance(user_id)
cock_status = db.get_cock_status(user_id)
if self.cock_battle:
if ctx.author == self.cock_battle.challenger or ctx.author == self.cock_battle.challenged:
await ctx.send("You cannot participate in cockfights while your c**k is preparing for battle")
return
if cock_status == -1:
await ctx.send("Your c**k is not ready for battle, prepare your lil c**k with $prepare_cock first.")
return
if amount > balance:
await ctx.send("That would cost {}, you only have {} you chode".format(amount, balance))
return
else:
new_balance = db.modify_user_balance(user_id, -1 * amount)
result = random.random()
cock_power = get_cock_power(cock_status)
if result < cock_power:
amount_won = amount * 2
new_cock_status = cock_status + 1
new_balance = db.modify_user_balance(user_id, amount_won)
db.set_cock_status(user_id, new_cock_status)
result_msg = "Your lil c**k made you {:,} richer".format(amount)
hardness_msg= "Now at {:.1f}% hardness <:peen:456499857759404035>".format(get_cock_power(new_cock_status) * 100)
embed_dict = {'colour':discord.Colour(0x00e553), 'author_name':ctx.author.name,
'fields': {1:{'name': result_msg, 'value': hardness_msg}}}
await ctx.send(embed=build_embed(embed_dict))
else:
db.set_cock_status(user_id, -1)
result_msg = "Your c**k snapped in half <:sad:455866480454533120>"
embed_dict = {'colour':discord.Colour(0xe10531), 'author_name':ctx.author.name,
'fields': {1:{'name': 'Ouch', 'value': result_msg}}}
await ctx.send(embed=build_embed(embed_dict))
async def wormbattle(self, ctx, user, purse=0):
'''Challenge another users worm to a battle to the death, anyone can bet on the outcome'''
if purse > db.get_user_balance(ctx.author.id):
ctx.send("You don't have {} worms!".format(purse))
if self.cock_battle is not None:
await ctx.send("Only one worm battle at a time, wait for {} and {} to finish their battle!".format(self.cock_battle.challenger.name, self.cock_battle.challenged.name))
return
if db.get_cock_status(ctx.author.id) == -1:
await ctx.send("You don't have a battleworm")
return
try:
challenged_user = ctx.message.mentions[0]
except:
await ctx.send("You need to mention a user to challenge them!")
if db.get_cock_status(challenged_user.id) == -1:
await ctx.send("{} doesn't have a battleworm!".format(challenged_user.name))
return
if challenged_user == ctx.author:
await ctx.send("Try punching yourself in the face instead?")
return
self.cock_battle = CockBattle(self.bot, ctx, ctx.author, challenged_user, purse=purse)
embed_dict = {'colour':discord.Colour(0xffa500), 'author_name':"Worm Battle Challenge!",
'fields': {1:{'name': self.cock_battle.challenger.name, 'value': "{:.1f}% <:Worm:752975370231218178> @{:.2f}:1 odds".format(get_cock_power(self.cock_battle.challenger_cock_status)*100, 1/self.cock_battle.odds), 'inline': True},
2:{'name': "VS", 'value': '-', 'inline': True},
3:{'name': self.cock_battle.challenged.name, 'value': "{:.1f}% <:Worm:752975370231218178> @{:.2f}:1 odds".format(get_cock_power(self.cock_battle.challenged_cock_status)*100, self.cock_battle.odds), 'inline': True},
4:{'name': "```{} has 60s to accept the challenge!```".format(self.cock_battle.challenged.name), 'value': 'Use <!challenge_accepted> to accept!', 'inline': False}
}
}
battle_message = await ctx.send(embed = build_embed(embed_dict))
wait_cycles = 0
while self.cock_battle.accepted == False and wait_cycles < 60:
await asyncio.sleep(time_to_accept_battle//60)
wait_cycles += 1
if wait_cycles in [50, 30, 15]:
embed_dict['fields'][4] = {'name': "```{} has {}s to accept the challenge!```".format(self.cock_battle.challenged.name, (time_to_accept_battle/60) * (60 - wait_cycles)), 'value': 'Use <!challenge_accepted> to accept!', 'inline': False}
await battle_message.edit(embed=build_embed(embed_dict))
if self.cock_battle.accepted:
embed_dict['colour'] = discord.Colour(0x00e553)
embed_dict['author_name'] = "Worm Battle Accepted!"
embed_dict['fields'][4] = {'name': "```60s until the battle!```", 'value': 'Type !bb <amount> <user> to place your bets!', 'inline': False}
await battle_message.edit(embed=build_embed(embed_dict))
wait_cycles = 0
while wait_cycles < 12:
await asyncio.sleep(time_to_battle//12)
wait_cycles += 1
if wait_cycles in [10, 6, 3]:
embed_dict['fields'][4] = {'name': "```{}s until the battle!```".format((time_to_battle/12) * (12 - wait_cycles)), 'value': 'Type !bb <amount> <user> to place your bets!', 'inline': False}
await battle_message.edit(embed=build_embed(embed_dict))
embed_dict['author_name'] = "Battle Results Below!"
embed_dict['colour'] = discord.Colour(0xd3d3d3)
embed_dict['fields'][4] = {'name': "```Battle!```", 'value': 'Results below!', 'inline': False}
await battle_message.edit(embed=build_embed(embed_dict))
rounds, winner, loser = self.cock_battle.resolve_battle()
db.modify_user_balance(winner.id, self.cock_battle.purse)
db.set_cock_status(loser.id, -1)
if loser == self.cock_battle.challenger:
donated_cock_power = ((self.cock_battle.challenger_cock_status) / 2) + 1
embed_dict['fields'][3]['name'] = "{}:white_check_mark:".format(self.cock_battle.challenged.name)
db.set_cock_status(winner.id, self.cock_battle.challenged_cock_status + donated_cock_power)
else:
donated_cock_power = ((self.cock_battle.challenged_cock_status) / 2) + 1
embed_dict['fields'][1]['name'] = "{}:white_check_mark:".format(self.cock_battle.challenger.name)
db.set_cock_status(winner.id, self.cock_battle.challenger_cock_status + donated_cock_power)
results = []
for user, amount_won in self.cock_battle.wagers[winner].items():
new_user_balance = db.modify_user_balance(user.id, amount_won)
results.append("{} won {:,} worms, new balance is {:,}".format(user, round(amount_won,2), round(new_user_balance,2)))
embed_dict['author_name'] = "{}s battleworm won the battle!".format(winner.name)
embed_dict['colour'] = discord.Colour(0x0077be)
embed_dict['fields'][4] = {'name': "{} battleworm was victorious in round {} and wins {} from the purse!".format(winner.name, rounds, self.cock_battle.purse), 'value': "{}\% is added to his battleworms toughness".format(donated_cock_power), 'inline': False}
await ctx.send(embed=build_embed(embed_dict))
self.cock_battle = None
await ctx.send("\n".join(results))
else:
embed_dict['author_name'] = "Worm Battle Aborted!"
embed_dict['colour'] = discord.Colour(0xe10531)
embed_dict['fields'][4] = {'name': "```{} did not accept, the battle is cancelled!```".format(self.cock_battle.challenged.name), 'value': 'Challenge someone awake next time!', 'inline': False}
await battle_message.edit(embed=build_embed(embed_dict))
self.cock_battle = None
async def cockbattle(self, ctx, user_string: str, purse=0):
if purse > db.get_user_balance(ctx.author.id):
ctx.send(
"You don't have {} to fund the purse you broke ass bitch!".
format(purse))
if self.cock_battle is not None:
await ctx.send(
"Only one c**k battle at a time u s**t, wait for {} and {} to finish their battle!"
.format(self.cock_battle.challenger.name,
self.cock_battle.challenged.name))
return
if db.get_cock_status(ctx.author.id) == -1:
await ctx.send("You don't have a c**k")
return
try:
challenged_user = match_string_to_user(self.bot, ctx, user_string)
except:
await ctx.send("No user found matching that name")
if db.get_cock_status(challenged_user.id) == -1:
await ctx.send("{} doesn't have a c**k!".format(
challenged_user.name))
return
if challenged_user == ctx.author:
await ctx.send("Try punching yourself in the face instead")
return
self.cock_battle = CockBattle(self.bot,
ctx,
ctx.author,
challenged_user,
purse=purse)
embed_dict = {
'colour': discord.Colour(0xffa500),
'author_name': "C**k Battle Challenge!",
'fields': {
1: {
'name':
self.cock_battle.challenger.name,
'value':
"{:.1f}% <:peen:456499857759404035> @{:.2f}:1 odds".format(
get_cock_power(self.cock_battle.challenger_cock_status)
* 100, 1 / self.cock_battle.odds),
'inline':
True
},
2: {
'name': "VS",
'value': '-',
'inline': True
},
3: {
'name':
self.cock_battle.challenged.name,
'value':
"{:.1f}% <:peen:456499857759404035> @{:.2f}:1 odds".format(
get_cock_power(self.cock_battle.challenged_cock_status)
* 100, self.cock_battle.odds),
'inline':
True
},
4: {
'name':
"```{} has 60s to accept the challenge!```".format(
self.cock_battle.challenged.name),
'value':
'Use <$challenge_accepted> to accept!',
'inline':
False
}
}
}
battle_message = await ctx.send(embed=build_embed(embed_dict))
wait_cycles = 0
while self.cock_battle.accepted == False and wait_cycles < 60:
await asyncio.sleep(time_to_accept_battle // 60)
wait_cycles += 1
if wait_cycles in [50, 30, 15]:
embed_dict['fields'][4] = {
'name':
"```{} has {}s to accept the challenge!```".format(
self.cock_battle.challenged.name,
(time_to_accept_battle / 60) * (60 - wait_cycles)),
'value':
'Use <$challenge_accepted> to accept!',
'inline':
False
}
await battle_message.edit(embed=build_embed(embed_dict))
if self.cock_battle.accepted:
embed_dict['colour'] = discord.Colour(0x00e553)
embed_dict['author_name'] = "C**k Battle Accepted!"
embed_dict['fields'][4] = {
'name': "```60s until the battle!```",
'value': 'Use <$bb amount user> to raise your bets!',
'inline': False
}
await battle_message.edit(embed=build_embed(embed_dict))
wait_cycles = 0
while wait_cycles < 12:
await asyncio.sleep(time_to_battle // 12)
wait_cycles += 1
if wait_cycles in [10, 6, 3]:
embed_dict['fields'][4] = {
'name':
"```{}s until the battle!```".format(
(time_to_battle / 12) * (12 - wait_cycles)),
'value':
'Use <$bb amount user> to raise your bets!',
'inline':
False
}
await battle_message.edit(embed=build_embed(embed_dict))
embed_dict['author_name'] = "Battle Results Below!"
embed_dict['colour'] = discord.Colour(0xd3d3d3)
embed_dict['fields'][4] = {
'name': "```Battle!```",
'value': 'Results below!',
'inline': False
}
await battle_message.edit(embed=build_embed(embed_dict))
rounds, winner, loser = self.cock_battle.resolve_battle()
db.modify_user_balance(winner.id, self.cock_battle.purse)
db.set_cock_status(loser.id, -1)
if loser == self.cock_battle.challenger:
donated_cock_power = (
(self.cock_battle.challenger_cock_status) / 2) + 1
embed_dict['fields'][3][
'name'] = "{}:white_check_mark:".format(
self.cock_battle.challenged.name)
db.set_cock_status(
winner.id, self.cock_battle.challenged_cock_status +
donated_cock_power)
else:
donated_cock_power = (
(self.cock_battle.challenged_cock_status) / 2) + 1
embed_dict['fields'][1][
'name'] = "{}:white_check_mark:".format(
self.cock_battle.challenger.name)
db.set_cock_status(
winner.id, self.cock_battle.challenger_cock_status +
donated_cock_power)
results = []
for user, amount_won in self.cock_battle.wagers[winner].items():
new_user_balance = db.modify_user_balance(user.id, amount_won)
results.append("{} won {:,}, new balance is {:,}".format(
user, round(amount_won, 2), round(new_user_balance, 2)))
embed_dict['author_name'] = "{}s c**k won the battle!".format(
winner.name)
embed_dict['colour'] = discord.Colour(0x0077be)
embed_dict['fields'][4] = {
'name':
"{} c**k was victorious in round {} and wins {} from the purse!"
.format(winner.name, rounds, self.cock_battle.purse),
'value':
"{}\% is added to his cocks power from his vanquished foe".
format(donated_cock_power),
'inline':
False
}
await ctx.send(embed=build_embed(embed_dict))
self.cock_battle = None
await ctx.send("\n".join(results))
else:
embed_dict['author_name'] = "C**k Battle Aborted!"
embed_dict['colour'] = discord.Colour(0xe10531)
embed_dict['fields'][4] = {
'name':
"```{} did not accept, the battle is cancelled!```".format(
self.cock_battle.challenged.name),
'value':
'Challenge someone awake next time!',
'inline':
False
}
await battle_message.edit(embed=build_embed(embed_dict))
self.cock_battle = None