def message_router(variables, botname, evt, command, message):
all_commands = commands
try:
if local_commands:
all_commands += local_commands
except NameError:
logger('info', 'no local module commands were defined')
if "type" in evt and evt["type"] == "message" and "text" in evt:
# Channel/Group Invites
# Slack does something along the lines of "@bot has been added to channel"
# Botiana thinks is a command, but it's not really. We will process as such
# just to keep things nice and clean.
if "subtype" in evt.keys():
if evt["subtype"] == "channel_join":
message = botname + " channel_join"
logger('warn', 'channel_join event')
elif evt["subtype"] == "group_join":
message = botname + " group_join"
logger('warn', 'group_join event')
# Build variable Dict
messagedetails = {
'command': command,
'message': message,
'channel': evt["channel"],
'ts': evt["ts"],
'thread_ts': evt["thread_ts"],
'caller': evt["user"]
}
# Command Parsing logic. This is mostly for the older modules.
if command.startswith('__'):
logger('warn', "ERROR: command starts with __")
elif command == "set":
logger('warn', "set command sent")
elif command == "tot":
__send_message(variables.sc, "Oh no! A Grue!", evt["channel"], "", icon_default)
__send_message(variables.sc, "_" + BOT_NAME + " dies_ :skull_and_crossbones:", evt["channel"], "", icon_default)
logger('crit', "Killed by human")
sys.exit(0)
else:
if command in all_commands:
# http://stackoverflow.com/a/16683842/436190
# stop the madness
globals()[command](variables, messagedetails)
elif command.startswith("channel_join"):
__send_message(variables.sc, "Just like the Crimea! You can not keep me out, you capitalist pigs!",
evt["channel"], "", icon_default)
elif command.startswith("group_join"):
__send_message(variables.sc, "You are all parasites and loafers that stop others from working!",
evt["channel"], "", icon_default)
else:
try:
if enable_message_processing is True:
globals()[message_processing_module](variables, messagedetails)
except NameError:
logger('info', 'message_processing is not enabled')
def eight_ball(variables, msgdict):
if msgdict["message"]:
answers = [
"It is certain.",
"Outlook good.",
"You may rely on it.",
"Ask again later.",
"Concentrate and ask again.",
"Reply hazy, try again.",
"My reply is no.",
"My sources say no.",
]
__send_message(variables.sc, random.choice(answers),
msgdict["channel"], msgdict["thread_ts"],
custom_icon("icon_poolball"))
else:
__send_message(
variables.sc,
"this works better when you ask the magic eight ball a question. Just say'n",
msgdict["channel"], msgdict["thread_ts"],
custom_icon("icon_poolball"))
def meme(variables, msgdict):
if msgdict["message"].lower() == "list":
memelist(variables, msgdict)
return
r = r"(?P<template>\w+)?(\s+(?P<text>.+))?"
template, top_text, bottom_text = "kermit", "you should provide valid input", "but that's none of my business"
m = re.match(r, msgdict["message"].lower())
if m:
if m.group('template'):
template = m.group('template')
if m.group('text'):
top_text, bottom_text = str(m.group('text') + '|||').split('|',
2)[:2]
template, top_text, bottom_text = tuple(
s.strip().replace("-", "--").replace("_", "__").replace(" ", "-").
replace("?", "~q").replace("%", "~p").replace("#", "~h").replace(
"/", "~s").replace('\xe2\x80\x99', "'").replace("''", '"').replace(
"'", '%27') for s in (template, top_text, bottom_text))
__send_message(
variables.sc,
"https://bradme.me/{}/{}/{}.jpg".format(template, top_text,
bottom_text),
msgdict["channel"], msgdict["thread_ts"], custom_icon("icon_bcat"))
def keywords(sc, evt, yamldata, count):
if "channel" in evt and evt["type"] == "message" and "bot_id" not in evt:
message = evt["text"].strip()
for k in yamldata["keywords"]:
if k in message.lower():
# Intent here is not to trigger every time.
# Increment on times seen, trigger a random recount vault
# when we deploy a message
if count["current"] > count["random"]:
# Does our entry only apply to a specific channel?
print(evt["channel"])
if yamldata["keywords"][k]["watch"] == evt[
"channel"] or yamldata["keywords"][k][
"watch"] == 'all':
if yamldata["keywords"][k]["type"] in "phrase":
count["random"] = randint(1, 7)
count["current"] = 0
__send_message(
sc,
random.choice(
yamldata["keywords"][k]["phrases"]),
evt["channel"], evt["thread_ts"],
yamldata["keywords"][k]["icon"])
if yamldata["keywords"][k]["type"] == "url":
count["random"] = randint(1, 7)
count["current"] = 0
__send_message(sc, yamldata["keywords"][k]["url"],
evt["channel"], evt["thread_ts"],
yamldata["keywords"][k]["icon"])
if yamldata["keywords"][k]["type"] == "emoji":
count["random"] = randint(1, 7)
count["current"] = 0
__reaction(sc, evt["channel"], evt["ts"],
yamldata["keywords"][k]["emoji"])
count["current"] = (count["current"] + 1)
return count
def wiki(variables, msgdict):
try:
page = wikipedia.page(msgdict["message"])
__send_message(variables.sc, page.url, msgdict["channel"],
msgdict["thread_ts"], custom_icon("icon_wiki"))
except wikipedia.exceptions.PageError:
__send_message(
variables.sc,
msgdict["message"] + " is not a valid article. Try again",
msgdict["channel"], msgdict["thread_ts"], custom_icon("icon_wiki"))
except wikipedia.exceptions.DisambiguationError as e:
__send_message(variables.sc, str(e), msgdict["channel"],
msgdict["thread_ts"], custom_icon("icon_wiki"))
except wikipedia.exceptions.WikipediaException:
__send_message(
variables.sc,
"Wikipedia Error. Maybe you should have donated to them when Jimmy asked the "
+ "first time.", msgdict["channel"], msgdict["thread_ts"],
custom_icon("icon_wiki"))
def define(variables,
msgdict,
alternate_definition_index=0,
ud_results_per_page=7):
if msgdict["message"] in variables.yamldata["words"]:
sa_def = __sa_dictionary(str(msgdict["message"]), variables.yamldata)
resp = '<@{}> The Sys Admin dictionary defines `{}` as \n>>>{}'.format(
msgdict["caller"], msgdict["message"], sa_def)
__send_message(variables.sc, resp, msgdict["channel"],
msgdict["thread_ts"], custom_icon("icon_tux"))
elif msgdict["message"]:
parsed_message = msgdict["message"].split('alt:', 1)
if len(parsed_message) > 1:
try:
alternate_definition_index = abs(int(parsed_message[1]))
except ValueError:
pass
payload = {'term': parsed_message[0].strip()}
if alternate_definition_index >= ud_results_per_page:
payload['page'] = (alternate_definition_index //
ud_results_per_page) + 1
alternate_definition_index %= ud_results_per_page
r = requests.get("http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php",
params=payload)
try:
soup = BeautifulSoup(r.content, "lxml")
except ValueError:
soup = "failure"
logger("warn", "soup failure")
definitions = soup.findAll("div", attrs={"class": "meaning"})
try:
resp = '<@{}> Urban Dictionary defines `{}` as ```{}```'.format(
msgdict["caller"], parsed_message[0].strip(),
definitions[alternate_definition_index].text)
except IndexError:
resp = '<@{}> Urban Dictionary doesn\'t have `{}` definitions for `{}`...'.format(
msgdict["caller"], alternate_definition_index + 1,
parsed_message[0].strip())
__send_message(variables.sc, resp, msgdict["channel"],
msgdict["thread_ts"],
custom_icon("icon_urban_dictionary"))
else:
__send_message(variables.sc,
"what exactly are you asking me to define?",
msgdict["channel"], msgdict["thread_ts"],
custom_icon("icon_urban_dictionary"))