def suspense(sb):
speakonomy = Speakonomy()
if speakonomy.is_active():
if not speakonomy.check_affordability(cost=20):
return "Not enough speakerbucks for drumroll"
speakonomy.withdraw_funds(20)
sb._play("drumroll")
sound = choice(sb.sounds.keys())
sb._play(sound)
def suspense(sb):
speakonomy = Speakonomy()
if speakonomy.is_active():
if not speakonomy.check_affordability(cost=20):
return "Not enough speakerbucks for drumroll"
speakonomy.withdraw_funds(20)
sb._play("drumroll")
sound = choice(sb.sounds.keys())
sb._play(sound)
def spin(sb, wager):
lost_it_all = False
win_multiplier = 20
outstr = None
silent = False
double_or_nothing = False
cheated_death = 0
added_message = ""
wager_list = wager.split(" ")
wager = wager_list[0]
if len(wager_list) > 1 and wager_list[1] == "silent" and choice(
range(1, 15)) != 4:
silent = True
speakonomy = Speakonomy()
if wager.upper() == 'MAX':
wager = speakonomy.get_speakerbuck_balance()
elif wager.upper() == 'MAX69':
wager = speakonomy.get_speakerbuck_balance()
wager = wager - wager % 69
elif wager.upper() == 'DON':
double_or_nothing = True
wager = speakonomy.get_speakerbuck_balance()
try:
wager = int(wager)
except:
return "Fuckstick, you can't wager %s" % " ".join(wager_list)
if wager <= 0:
return "Nice try wiseguy"
if speakonomy.is_active():
if not speakonomy.check_affordability(cost=wager):
return "Not enough speakerbucks to spin"
speakonomy.withdraw_funds(wager)
win_sounds = [
"price-come-on-down-1.mp3", "price-come-on-down-2.mp3",
"price-is-right.mp3", "price-big-wheel-win.mp3"
]
lose_sounds = [
"you-lose.mp3", "good-grief.mp3", "priceisright-horns.mp3",
"pacman-die.mp3", "sad-trombone.mp3", "wet-fart.mp3"
]
rng = range(1, 20)
if wager % 69 == 0:
rng = range(12, 20)
win_multiplier = choice(range(2, 20) * 2 + [69, 69, 6900])
if choice(range(1, 20)) == 7:
lost_it_all = True
lucky_number = choice(rng)
chosen_number = choice(rng)
if chosen_number == lucky_number or wager == lucky_number:
if wager == lucky_number:
new_win_multiplier = choice(
range(6, 20) + [200, 400, 600, 800, 1000, 10000])
added_message = "And your wager matched the lucky number, you sly dog."
if chosen_number == wager and win_multiplier == wager:
new_win_multiplier = new_win_multiplier * 1000000
added_message = "The wager, chosen number, lucky number and win multiplier all matched. It's a megabucks bonanza!"
elif chosen_number == wager:
#Triply lucky
new_win_multiplier = new_win_multiplier * 300
added_message += "And the chosen number matched too! You are thirty times as lucky!"
win_multiplier = new_win_multiplier
winner = True
else:
winner = False
if double_or_nothing:
chosen_number = randrange(1, 100)
if chosen_number < 60:
winner = True
win_multiplier = 2
added_message = "You went double or nothing and won. "
else:
winner = False
added_message = "You went double or nothing and lost. "
sp = sb.sound_player
if winner or not silent: sp.play_sound("sounds/price-big-wheel.mp3")
if winner:
outcome = wager * win_multiplier
prizes = [
"a new car", "a european vacation", "a deluxe horse trailer",
"new jet skis", "a trip to the moon", "a large fry",
"a bucket of golden nuggets", "gender neutral servant robots",
"Abraham Lincoln's death mask"
]
sp.play_sound("sounds/" + choice(win_sounds))
if speakonomy.is_active():
speakonomy.deposit_funds(outcome)
outstr = "You win {prize}. And {outcome} speakerbucks!".format(
outcome=outcome, prize=choice(prizes))
if lost_it_all:
outstr += "You also cheated death."
cheated_death = 1
else:
outstr = ""
outcome = wager * -1
if not silent: sp.play_sound("sounds/" + choice(lose_sounds))
if lost_it_all:
outcome = speakonomy.get_speakerbuck_balance() * -1
speakonomy.withdraw_funds(speakonomy.get_speakerbuck_balance())
outstr = "You risked it all for sexy times. And lost."
outstr += added_message
db.record_wager(lucky_number, wager, outcome, chosen_number,
win_multiplier, cheated_death)
return outstr
def spin(sb, wager):
lost_it_all = False
win_multiplier = 20
outstr = None
silent = False
double_or_nothing = False
cheated_death = 0
added_message = ""
wager_list = wager.split(" ")
wager = wager_list[0]
if len(wager_list) > 1 and wager_list[1] == "silent" and choice(range(1,15)) != 4:
silent = True
speakonomy = Speakonomy()
if wager.upper() == 'MAX':
wager = speakonomy.get_speakerbuck_balance()
elif wager.upper() == 'MAX69':
wager = speakonomy.get_speakerbuck_balance()
wager = wager - wager % 69
elif wager.upper() == 'DON':
double_or_nothing = True
wager = speakonomy.get_speakerbuck_balance()
try:
wager = int(wager)
except:
return "Fuckstick, you can't wager %s" % " ".join(wager_list)
if wager <= 0:
return "Nice try wiseguy"
if speakonomy.is_active():
if not speakonomy.check_affordability(cost=wager):
return "Not enough speakerbucks to spin"
speakonomy.withdraw_funds(wager)
win_sounds = ["price-come-on-down-1.mp3", "price-come-on-down-2.mp3", "price-is-right.mp3", "price-big-wheel-win.mp3"]
lose_sounds = ["you-lose.mp3", "good-grief.mp3","priceisright-horns.mp3", "pacman-die.mp3", "sad-trombone.mp3", "wet-fart.mp3"]
rng = range(1,20)
if wager % 69 == 0:
rng = range(12,20)
win_multiplier = choice(range(2,20) * 2 + [69, 69, 6900])
if choice(range(1,20)) == 7:
lost_it_all = True
lucky_number = choice(rng)
chosen_number = choice(rng)
if chosen_number == lucky_number or wager == lucky_number:
if wager == lucky_number:
new_win_multiplier = choice(range(6,20) + [200, 400, 600, 800, 1000, 10000])
added_message = "And your wager matched the lucky number, you sly dog."
if chosen_number == wager and win_multiplier == wager:
new_win_multiplier = new_win_multiplier * 1000000
added_message = "The wager, chosen number, lucky number and win multiplier all matched. It's a megabucks bonanza!"
elif chosen_number == wager:
#Triply lucky
new_win_multiplier = new_win_multiplier * 300
added_message += "And the chosen number matched too! You are thirty times as lucky!"
win_multiplier = new_win_multiplier
winner = True
else:
winner = False
if double_or_nothing:
chosen_number = randrange(1,100)
if chosen_number < 60:
winner = True
win_multiplier = 2
added_message = "You went double or nothing and won. "
else:
winner = False
added_message = "You went double or nothing and lost. "
sp = sb.sound_player
if winner or not silent: sp.play_sound("sounds/price-big-wheel.mp3")
if winner:
outcome = wager*win_multiplier
prizes = ["a new car","a european vacation", "a deluxe horse trailer", "new jet skis", "a trip to the moon", "a large fry", "a bucket of golden nuggets", "gender neutral servant robots", "Abraham Lincoln's death mask"]
sp.play_sound("sounds/"+choice(win_sounds))
if speakonomy.is_active():
speakonomy.deposit_funds(outcome)
outstr = "You win {prize}. And {outcome} speakerbucks!".format(outcome=outcome,prize=choice(prizes))
if lost_it_all:
outstr += "You also cheated death."
cheated_death = 1
else:
outstr = ""
outcome = wager * -1
if not silent: sp.play_sound("sounds/"+choice(lose_sounds))
if lost_it_all:
outcome = speakonomy.get_speakerbuck_balance() * -1
speakonomy.withdraw_funds(speakonomy.get_speakerbuck_balance())
outstr = "You risked it all for sexy times. And lost."
outstr += added_message
db.record_wager(lucky_number, wager, outcome, chosen_number, win_multiplier, cheated_death)
return outstr