Generates titles for the next AAA blockbuster.
"""
from __future__ import print_function
import dataloaf as loaf
noun = loaf.choice((
'Age Battle Call Colossus Company Chronicles Dawn Day Defeat Duty Empires '
'Fortune Future Gears Heroes Honor League Legends Medal Men Origins '
'Prince Soldier Shadow Star War World'
).split())
fantasy_noun = loaf.choice((
'Age Battle Blade Champions Chronicles Curse Dark Darkness Dragon Eternal '
'Fable Fire God Guild Heroes Knights Legend Lost Night Quest Shadow Tales '
'Wonders Wrath'
).split())
title = loaf.choice([
loaf.join(' ', [noun, 'of', noun]),
loaf.join(' ', [fantasy_noun, fantasy_noun]),
loaf.join(' ', [fantasy_noun, 'of the', fantasy_noun]),
])
game = loaf.choice([
title,
loaf.join(': ', [title, title]),
])
if __name__ == '__main__':
print(game.bake())
noun = loaf.choice((
'killer man vomit machine sofa zombie horse door beef anger fire water '
'house summer lip hammock stick robot wheel'
).split())
cap_noun = loaf.transform(noun, lambda x: x.capitalize())
uncountable_noun = loaf.choice(
'Man Vomit Beef Anger Fire Water Summer'.split()
)
adjective = loaf.choice((
'Cold Electric Sea Giant Nuclear Flaming Old Battle Damp DJ Summer Proto'
).split())
# This is a pretty gnarly example! It could probably be refactored.
band_name = loaf.weighted([
(1, loaf.join('', ['The ', cap_noun, 's'])),
(1, loaf.join('', ['The ', adjective, ' ', cap_noun, 's'])),
(1, loaf.join('', ['The ', cap_noun, ' ', cap_noun, 's'])),
(1, loaf.join('', [adjective, ' ', cap_noun])),
(2, loaf.join('', [cap_noun, noun])),
(2, loaf.join('', [cap_noun, ' ', cap_noun])),
(1, loaf.join('', [cap_noun, ' ', cap_noun, 's'])),
(1, loaf.join('', [cap_noun, 's of ', uncountable_noun]))
])
if __name__ == '__main__':
print(band_name.bake())
"""
Data Loaf usage example: Goldblum generator
Generates alternate names by which you could address Jeff Goldblum, should you
ever encounter him removing his shoes at an airport. See also: Idle Thumbs 43
"""
from __future__ import print_function
import dataloaf as loaf
blum = loaf.choice(
'jeff gold blum game cold fold gate blast cast cool coat'.split()
)
gold = loaf.transform(blum, lambda x: x.capitalize())
mc = loaf.weighted([
(1, 'Mc'),
(9, ''),
])
goldblum = loaf.weighted([
(16, loaf.join('', [gold, ' ', mc, gold, blum])),
(8, loaf.join('', [gold, blum, ' ', mc, gold, blum])),
(1, loaf.join(' ', [gold] * 9)),
])
if __name__ == '__main__':
print(goldblum.bake())
(1, '1%'),
])
syrup = loaf.choice([
'vanilla', 'caramel', 'hazelnut', 'toffee nut', 'cinnamon dolce',
'peppermint', 'raspberry', 'coconut',
])
quantity = loaf.choice('add no extra light'.split())
quantifiable = loaf.choice('foam whip sprinkles ice'.split())
sugar = loaf.choice(['one splenda', 'one sugar'])
modification = loaf.weighted([
(4, loaf.join(' ', [quantity, quantifiable])),
(1, temperature),
(1, sugar),
(1, 'drizzle'),
(1, 'cinnamon powder'),
(1, 'stirred'),
(1, 'upside-down'),
])
# Most drinks don't have many modifications
modification_list = loaf.weighted([
(1, loaf.join(' ', [modification] * 4)),
(2, loaf.join(' ', [modification] * 3)),
(10, loaf.join(' ', [modification] * 2)),
(15, loaf.join(' ', [modification] * 1)),
(10, None),
"""
Data Loaf usage example: Ghiscari names
Builds names that sound like Ghiscari characters from George R. R. Martin's
"A Song of Ice and Fire" novels.
"""
from __future__ import print_function
import dataloaf as loaf
start = loaf.choice('Gr Kr Pr Ozn Gh H N'.split())
vowel = loaf.choice('e a ah i y o'.split())
middle_consonant = loaf.choice('d l s z n zn nd'.split())
end_consonant = loaf.choice('d k l s r z n'.split())
middle = loaf.weighted([
(1, ''),
(2, loaf.join('', [vowel, middle_consonant])),
])
end = loaf.join('', [vowel, end_consonant])
name = loaf.join('', [start, middle, end])
zo = loaf.weighted([
(3, 'zo'),
(3, 'mo'),
(1, 'na'),
])
full_name = loaf.join(' ', [name, zo, name])
if __name__ == '__main__':
print(full_name.bake())
"""
Data Loaf usage example: silly names
Generates ridiculous names that sound vaguely like "Bleff Jorgenson".
"""
from __future__ import print_function
import dataloaf as loaf
first_name = loaf.join('', [
loaf.choice('Ch Bl Fl J'.split()),
loaf.choice('e o a'.split()),
loaf.choice('ff b g d rg sk rge n'.split()),
])
last_name = loaf.join('', [
loaf.choice('Ja Jo Bla Gla De Sti'.split()),
loaf.choice('ngle r bble ps ddings'.split()),
loaf.choice('blab frob fran blerg stein rton'.split()),
])
name = loaf.join(' ', [first_name, last_name])
if __name__ == '__main__':
print(name.bake())
from __future__ import print_function
import dataloaf as loaf
someone = loaf.weighted([
(2, 'I'),
(2, 'you'),
(1, "y'all"),
(1, 'we'),
])
cap_someone = loaf.transform(someone, lambda x: x.capitalize())
someones = loaf.choice('my your'.split())
and_but_so = loaf.choice('and but so'.split())
to_a_place = loaf.weighted([
(1, 'on out to the pasture'),
(2, 'on out to the field'),
(3, loaf.join(' ', ['on out to', someones, 'ranch'])),
(1, 'on out to the rodeo'),
(1, 'to the general store'),
(2, 'to the bar'),
(1, 'to the honkytonk'),
(1, 'to the hoedown'),
(2, 'to the barn'),
(1, "fishin'"),
])
adjective = loaf.weighted([
(2, 'drunken'),
(2, 'no-good'),
(2, 'low-down'),
(2, 'dirty'),
(1, 'darned'),
(1, "gol'darned"),