def post_redpill(bot: BOT, message: Message):
if re.match("(?i)(post|get|send) (redpill|meme|maymay)", message.text):
image = random.choice(d['redpill_file_ids']['photo'])
BOT.send_photo(chat_id=message.chat.id,
photo=image,
disable_notification=True)
if message.from_user.is_self:
message.delete()
def post_swift(bot: BOT, message: Message):
if re.match("(?i)(post|get|send) (tay|taytay|taylor|tswift|swift|trap)",
message.text):
image = random.choice(d['swift_file_ids']['photo'])
BOT.send_photo(chat_id=message.chat.id,
photo=image,
disable_notification=True)
if message.from_user.is_self:
message.delete()
def post_911(bot: BOT, message: Message):
if re.match(
"(?i)((post|get|send) (911|bush|twin towers|wtc)|bush did (911|9/11))",
message.text):
image = random.choice(d['911_file_ids']['photo'])
BOT.send_photo(chat_id=message.chat.id,
photo=image,
disable_notification=True)
if message.from_user.is_self:
message.delete()
def post_sminem(bot: BOT, message: Message):
if re.match(
"(?i)(post|get|send) (sminem|smnem|smn|big ear (kid|guy)|chromosome)",
message.text):
image = random.choice(d['sminem_file_ids']['photo'])
BOT.send_photo(chat_id=message.chat.id,
photo=image,
disable_notification=True)
if message.from_user.is_self:
message.delete()
def post_watson(bot: BOT, message: Message):
if re.match(
"(?i)(post|get|send) (w***e|s**t|watson|emma|hermione|granger|harry potter girl)",
message.text):
image = random.choice(d['emma_file_ids']['photo'])
BOT.send_photo(chat_id=message.chat.id,
photo=image,
disable_notification=True)
if message.from_user.is_self:
message.delete()
def send_dog_gif(bot: BOT, message: Message):
if re.match("(?i)(post|get|send) (dog|doggo|woof|🐶|🐕)", message.text):
if randint(0, 1) == 1:
link_to_image = get_dog("webm,mp4")
else:
link_to_image = get_doggo()
BOT.send_photo(
chat_id=message.chat.id, photo=link_to_image, disable_notification=True
)
if message.from_user.is_self:
message.delete()
def post_trump(bot: BOT, message: Message):
if re.match("(?i)(post|get|send) (drumpf|trump|orange man)", message.text):
image = random.choice(d['drump_file_ids']['photo'])
BOT.send_photo(
chat_id=message.chat.id,
photo=image,
disable_notification=True,
caption=drumpf_quote(),
)
if message.from_user.is_self:
message.delete()
def post_rose(bot: BOT, message: Message):
if re.match(
"(?i)(post|get|send) (rose|indigo girl|blue girl|love|roze|crush|🌹)",
message.text):
image = random.choice(d['rose_file_ids']['photo'])
BOT.send_photo(chat_id=message.chat.id,
photo=image,
disable_notification=True,
reply_to_message_id=ReplyCheck(message))
if message.from_user.is_self:
message.delete()
def post_kot(bot: BOT, message: Message):
if re.match("(?i)(post|get|send) (kot|kots|cat|cats|🐱|🐈|😸|🐱)",
message.text):
kot_link = get_kot(mime_types="jpg,png")
BOT.send_photo(
chat_id=message.chat.id,
photo=kot_link,
reply_to_message_id=ReplyCheck(message),
disable_notification=True,
)
if message.from_user.is_self:
message.delete()
def post_oadb(bot: BOT, message: Message):
message_text = message.text.replace("!oadb ", "")
data = oadb(message_text)
BOT.send_message(
chat_id=message.chat_id,
text=data[0],
disable_notification=True,
reply_to_message_id=ReplyCheck(message),
)
BOT.send_photo(chat_id=message.chat.id,
photo=data[1],
disable_notification=True)
if message.from_user.is_self:
message.delete()
def greet_new_users(bot: BOT, message: Message):
new = message.new_chat_members
for user in new:
if arabian.search(user.first_name):
BOT.kick_chat_member(chat_id=message.chat.id,
user_id=message.reply_to_message.from_user.id,
until_date=0)
BOT.send_message(
message.chat.id,
"arabian characters detected in name, user kicked from the chat"
)
else:
BOT.send_photo(nfc,
"AgADBAAD0bExG9D-CVDg8aFwJMFwJ3gC",
reply_to_message_id=message.message_id)
def post_gentoo(bot: BOT, message: Message):
if re.match("(?i)(post|install|get|send) (gentoo|linux)", message.text):
if random.randint(1, 4) == 1:
image = random.choice(d['gentoo_file_ids']['gif'])
BOT.send_animation(
chat_id=message.chat.id,
animation=image,
disable_notification=True,
reply_to_message_id=ReplyCheck(message),
)
else:
image = random.choice(d['gentoo_file_ids']['photo'])
BOT.send_photo(
chat_id=message.chat.id,
photo=image,
disable_notification=True,
reply_to_message_id=ReplyCheck(message),
)
def post_merchant(bot: BOT, message: Message):
if re.match("(?i)(post|get|send) (merchant|jew|rabbi)", message.text):
if random.randint(1, 4) == 1:
image = random.choice(d['merchant_file_ids']['gif'])
BOT.send_animation(
chat_id=message.chat.id,
animation=image,
disable_notification=True,
reply_to_message_id=ReplyCheck(message),
)
else:
image = random.choice(d['merchant_file_ids']['photo'])
BOT.send_photo(
chat_id=message.chat.id,
photo=image,
disable_notification=True,
reply_to_message_id=ReplyCheck(message),
)
if message.from_user.is_self:
message.delete()
def post_brexit(bot: BOT, message: Message):
image = random.choice(d['farage_file_ids']['photo'])
BOT.send_photo(chat_id=message.chat.id,
photo=image,
disable_notification=True)