def setUp(self):
super().setUp()
self._parent = Mock()
self._parent.pre = Mock()
G.add_event(self._parent.pre, "pre")
self._parent.post = Mock()
G.add_event(self._parent.post, "post")
def __init__(self, *args, **kwargs):
super().__init__(*args, **kwargs)
_G.add_event(_CoffeeTick(self), "pre")
insanity = _G.player.insanity.value
desc = extra_description.get_interval(
insanity, extra_description.coffee_descriptions)
self.description = self.idle_description = self.name = desc
def gary():
npc = actor.create_actor(
1000,
10,
1000,
10,
"gary",
ai=ai.Chill(),
)
class _GaryJoke(event.Event):
def execute(self):
insanity = _G.player.insanity.value
jokes = extra_description.get_interval(
insanity, extra_description.gary_jokes
)
if insanity <= 10:
say.insayne("Gary starts to tell a joke...")
elif insanity <= 20:
say.insayne("Gary sneers...")
for line in random.choice(jokes).split("\n"):
say.insayne(line)
if insanity < 10:
say.insayne("You groan.")
_G.player.insanity.modify(2)
elif insanity <= 20:
say.insayne("You try not to make eye contact.")
say.insayne("Gary laughs uproariously, spittle flying all over you.")
class _GaryHit(event.Event):
def execute(self):
insanity = _G.player.insanity.value
if insanity >= 20:
say.insayne("Gary smiles.")
say.insayne('"I\'ve been waiting so long for this..."')
npc.ai = ai.HatesPlayer()
else:
say.insayne('"Ow!"')
class _GaryTick(event.Event):
def __init__(self, *args, **kwargs):
super().__init__(*args, **kwargs)
def execute(self):
insanity = _G.player.insanity.value
desc = extra_description.get_interval(
insanity, extra_description.gary_descriptions
)
npc.idle_text = desc
def gary_death_throes(actor):
pass
npc.ai.add_event(_GaryJoke(), "talk")
npc.ai.add_event(_GaryHit(), "attack")
_G.add_event(_GaryTick(), "pre")
npc.upon_death(gary_death_throes)
return npc
def on_enter(self):
super().on_enter()
if self._event is None:
self._event = _AltarEvent()
# TODO: Use add_event here and elsewhere;
# omit _maybe_append_event from Room.add_event.
self._event.room = self
G.add_event(self._event, "post")
def create(cls, room):
event = _FadingSmokeEvent()
room.add_event(event)
_G.add_event(event, "post")
return cls(
"smoke",
description="plumes of smoke",
idle_description="Thick wreaths of acrid smoke hang in the air.",
)
def execute(self):
self._counter += 1
if self.room is not G.player.current_room:
return
if self._counter % self._TURNS_TO_CHIME == 0:
say.insayne(
"Suddenly, the bells begin to chime in simultaneity, if not "
"exactly unison. From the chaos can be discerned a discordant "
"melody. It is a blasphemous all-bells rendition of Hanson's "
"'MMMBop.' As the final incomprehensible peal subsides, you "
"realize the song is stuck in your head, threatening the "
"sinews of your very sanity.")
G.player.insanity.heal_or_harm(15)
G.add_event(_SongInHeadEvent(), "pre")
def office_copier():
npc = actor.create_actor(
1000,
10,
10,
10,
"copier",
idle_text="The office's byzantine copier looks to be broken again.",
ai=ai.Chill(),
)
def use_office_copier(consumer):
insanity = _G.player.insanity.value
if insanity < 20:
say.insayne("The copier seems to be broken, as usual.")
elif insanity < 29:
bodyparts = ["fingers", "tongues", "arms", "lips", "nipples"]
say.insayne(
"The copier moans lasciviously. You feel its hot breath on your neck. It envelops you, and penetrates you."
)
say.insayne(
"Abruptly, orgasmically, new "
f"{random.choice(bodyparts)} erupt from your skin."
)
_G.player.insanity.modify(3)
else:
say.insayne("The copier sighs.")
say.insayne(
"You hear a meaty thumping coming from the direction of the meeting room."
)
class _CopierTick(event.Event):
def __init__(self, *args, **kwargs):
super().__init__(*args, **kwargs)
def execute(self):
insanity = _G.player.insanity.value
desc = extra_description.get_interval(
insanity, extra_description.copier_descriptions
)
npc.idle_text = desc
def office_copier_death_throes(actor):
pass
_G.add_event(_CopierTick(), "pre")
npc.upon_death(office_copier_death_throes)
npc.consume = use_office_copier
return npc
def office_computer():
npc = actor.create_actor(
1000,
10,
1000,
10,
"your computer",
"computer",
"pc",
idle_text="Your computer hums gently beneath your desk.",
ai=ai.Chill(),
)
def use_computer(consumer):
insanity = _G.player.insanity.value
desc = extra_description.get_interval(
insanity, extra_description.use_computer_descriptions
)
say.insayne(desc)
if insanity >= 10 and insanity < 20:
_G.player.insanity.modify(2)
elif insanity >= 25:
_G.player.health.heal_or_harm(-10)
class _ComputerTick(event.Event):
def __init__(self, *args, **kwargs):
super().__init__(*args, **kwargs)
def execute(self):
insanity = _G.player.insanity.value
desc = extra_description.get_interval(
insanity, extra_description.office_computer_descriptions
)
npc.idle_text = desc
def computer_death_throes(actor):
say.insayne("The computer falls to pieces.")
_G.add_event(_ComputerTick(), "pre")
npc.upon_death(computer_death_throes)
npc.consume = use_computer
return npc
def coffee_machine():
npc = actor.create_actor(
10,
10,
10,
10,
"coffee machine",
idle_text="A coffee machine gurgles pleasantly on the counter.",
ai=ai.Chill(),
)
def coffee_machine_death_throes(librarian):
say.insayne(
"The librarian grins impossibly wide. A thin rivulet of blood "
"appears between his teeth. His eyes roll back and, with a giggle, "
"he falls backward onto the ground as though reclining on a divan."
)
say.insayne("The edge of a hidebound book peeks from his rags.")
npc.upon_death(coffee_machine_death_throes)
def use_coffee_machine(consumer):
# TODO: add text?
_G.player.inventory.add(items.Coffee.create())
class _CoffeeMachineTick(event.Event):
def __init__(self, *args, **kwargs):
super().__init__(*args, **kwargs)
def execute(self):
insanity = _G.player.insanity.value
desc = extra_description.get_interval(
insanity, extra_description.coffee_machine_descriptions
)
npc.idle_text = desc
_G.add_event(_CoffeeMachineTick(), "pre")
npc.consume = use_coffee_machine
return npc
def tearDown():
G.reset()
def setUp():
self._mock_parent = Mock()
self._mock_parent.pre = Mock()
G.add_event(self._mock_parent.pre, "pre")
self._mock_parent.post = Mock()
G.add_event(self._mock_parent.post, "post")
def setUp(self):
super().setUp()
G.reset()
# G.player must always exist.
G.player = actor.create_actor(10, 10, 10, 10, "player")
def on_enter(self):
super().on_enter()
self._event = _BoilerHeatEvent()
G.add_event(self._event, "post")
def on_enter(self):
super().on_enter()
if not self._entered:
G.add_event(_IntestineRoomEvent(), "post")
self._entered = True
def on_enter(self):
super().on_enter()
self._event = _AcidDropEvent()
G.add_event(self._event, "post")
def on_enter(self):
super().on_enter()
if self._event is None:
self._event = _BelfryEvent()
self._event.room = self
G.add_event(self._event, "post")