def anekdot(message):
#receptdnya = ['рецепт дня', 'Рецепт дня', 'рецепт дня!', 'Рецепт дня!']
#anekdot = ['анек', 'анекдот', 'Ржомба', 'Анекдот', 'Ухахатабл']
COURSE = Course(HOST, URL_BUCKS, URL_EURO, URL_PORN, URL_WEATHER, URL_EDA, URL_ANEKDOT, URL_GOROSKOP, URL_PRAZDNIK)
html = COURSE.get_HTML(URL_ANEKDOT)
bot.send_message(message.chat.id, 'лови ржомбу сука')
bot.send_message(message.chat.id, str(COURSE.get_ANEKDOT(html)))
def rand_porn(message):
COURSE = Course(HOST, URL_BUCKS, URL_EURO, URL_PORN, URL_WEATHER, URL_EDA, URL_ANEKDOT, URL_GOROSKOP, URL_PRAZDNIK)
html = COURSE.get_HTML(URL_PORN)
keyboard = types.InlineKeyboardMarkup()
url_button = types.InlineKeyboardButton(text='наслаждение', url=COURSE.get_porn_CONTENT(html))
keyboard.add(url_button)
bot.send_message(message.chat.id, 'Лови, сладенький', reply_markup=keyboard)
def recept(message):
if message.text=='рецепт дня':
COURSE = Course(HOST, URL_BUCKS, URL_EURO, URL_PORN, URL_WEATHER, URL_EDA, URL_ANEKDOT, URL_GOROSKOP, URL_PRAZDNIK)
html = COURSE.get_HTML(URL_EDA)
keyboard = types.InlineKeyboardMarkup()
bot.send_message(message.chat.id, 'Рецепт дня!')
url_button = types.InlineKeyboardButton(text='Ссылка на рецептик :)', url=COURSE.get_EDA(html))
bot.send_photo(message.chat.id, COURSE.get_EDA_photo(html))
keyboard.add(url_button)
bot.send_message(message.chat.id, '🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔', reply_markup=keyboard)
def query_handler(call):
bot.answer_callback_query(callback_query_id=call.id)
answer = ''
if call.data == '1':
COURSE = Course(HOST, URL_BUCKS, URL_EURO, URL_PORN, URL_WEATHER, URL_EDA, URL_ANEKDOT, URL_GOROSKOP, URL_PRAZDNIK)
html = COURSE.get_HTML(URL_BUCKS)
bot.send_message(call.message.chat.id, 'Курс доллара в данный момент: ' + COURSE.get_CONTENT(html) +' руб.')
elif call.data == '2':
COURSE = Course(HOST, URL_BUCKS, URL_EURO, URL_PORN, URL_WEATHER, URL_EDA, URL_ANEKDOT, URL_GOROSKOP, URL_PRAZDNIK)
html = COURSE.get_HTML(URL_EURO)
bot.send_message(call.message.chat.id, 'Курс евро в данный момент: ' + COURSE.get_CONTENT(html) + ' руб.')
elif call.data == '3':
COURSE = Course(HOST, URL_BUCKS, URL_EURO, URL_PORN, URL_WEATHER, URL_EDA, URL_ANEKDOT, URL_GOROSKOP, URL_PRAZDNIK)
html = COURSE.get_HTML(URL_BUCKS)
bot.send_message(call.message.chat.id, 'Three hundred bucks в данный момент в рублях: ' + str(300*float(COURSE.get_CONTENT(html)))+' руб.')
elif call.data == '4':
COURSE = Course(HOST, URL_BUCKS, URL_EURO, URL_PORN, URL_WEATHER, URL_EDA, URL_ANEKDOT, URL_GOROSKOP, URL_PRAZDNIK)
html = COURSE.get_HTML(URL_PORN)
keyboard = types.InlineKeyboardMarkup()
url_button = types.InlineKeyboardButton(text='нASSлаждение', url=COURSE.get_porn_CONTENT(html))
keyboard.add(url_button)
bot.send_message(call.message.chat.id, 'Приготовься к rand_porn (Если с телефона, то включи VPN)', reply_markup=keyboard)
elif call.data == '5':
COURSE = Course(HOST, URL_BUCKS, URL_EURO, URL_PORN, URL_WEATHER, URL_EDA, URL_ANEKDOT, URL_GOROSKOP, URL_PRAZDNIK)
html = COURSE.get_HTML(URL_WEATHER)
bot.send_message(call.message.chat.id, str(COURSE.get_WEATHER(html)))
elif call.data == '10':
COURSE = Course(HOST, URL_BUCKS, URL_EURO, URL_PORN, URL_WEATHER, URL_EDA, URL_ANEKDOT, URL_GOROSKOP, URL_PRAZDNIK)
html = COURSE.get_HTML(URL_GOROSKOP+'oven.html')
bot.send_message(call.message.chat.id, COURSE.get_goroskop(html))
elif call.data == '11':
COURSE = Course(HOST, URL_BUCKS, URL_EURO, URL_PORN, URL_WEATHER, URL_EDA, URL_ANEKDOT, URL_GOROSKOP, URL_PRAZDNIK)
html = COURSE.get_HTML(URL_GOROSKOP+'telec.html')
bot.send_message(call.message.chat.id, COURSE.get_goroskop(html))
elif call.data == '12':
COURSE = Course(HOST, URL_BUCKS, URL_EURO, URL_PORN, URL_WEATHER, URL_EDA, URL_ANEKDOT, URL_GOROSKOP, URL_PRAZDNIK)
html = COURSE.get_HTML(URL_GOROSKOP+'bliznecy.html')
bot.send_message(call.message.chat.id, COURSE.get_goroskop(html))
elif call.data == '13':
COURSE = Course(HOST, URL_BUCKS, URL_EURO, URL_PORN, URL_WEATHER, URL_EDA, URL_ANEKDOT, URL_GOROSKOP, URL_PRAZDNIK)
html = COURSE.get_HTML(URL_GOROSKOP+'rak.html')
bot.send_message(call.message.chat.id, COURSE.get_goroskop(html))
elif call.data == '14':
COURSE = Course(HOST, URL_BUCKS, URL_EURO, URL_PORN, URL_WEATHER, URL_EDA, URL_ANEKDOT, URL_GOROSKOP, URL_PRAZDNIK)
html = COURSE.get_HTML(URL_GOROSKOP+'lev.html')
bot.send_message(call.message.chat.id, COURSE.get_goroskop(html))
elif call.data == '15':
COURSE = Course(HOST, URL_BUCKS, URL_EURO, URL_PORN, URL_WEATHER, URL_EDA, URL_ANEKDOT, URL_GOROSKOP, URL_PRAZDNIK)
html = COURSE.get_HTML(URL_GOROSKOP+'deva.html')
bot.send_message(call.message.chat.id, COURSE.get_goroskop(html))
elif call.data == '16':
COURSE = Course(HOST, URL_BUCKS, URL_EURO, URL_PORN, URL_WEATHER, URL_EDA, URL_ANEKDOT, URL_GOROSKOP, URL_PRAZDNIK)
html = COURSE.get_HTML(URL_GOROSKOP+'vesy.html')
bot.send_message(call.message.chat.id, COURSE.get_goroskop(html))
elif call.data == '17':
COURSE = Course(HOST, URL_BUCKS, URL_EURO, URL_PORN, URL_WEATHER, URL_EDA, URL_ANEKDOT, URL_GOROSKOP, URL_PRAZDNIK)
html = COURSE.get_HTML(URL_GOROSKOP+'skorpion.html')
bot.send_message(call.message.chat.id, COURSE.get_goroskop(html))
elif call.data == '18':
COURSE = Course(HOST, URL_BUCKS, URL_EURO, URL_PORN, URL_WEATHER, URL_EDA, URL_ANEKDOT, URL_GOROSKOP, URL_PRAZDNIK)
html = COURSE.get_HTML(URL_GOROSKOP+'strelec.html')
bot.send_message(call.message.chat.id, COURSE.get_goroskop(html))
elif call.data == '19':
COURSE = Course(HOST, URL_BUCKS, URL_EURO, URL_PORN, URL_WEATHER, URL_EDA, URL_ANEKDOT, URL_GOROSKOP, URL_PRAZDNIK)
html = COURSE.get_HTML(URL_GOROSKOP+'kozerog.html')
bot.send_message(call.message.chat.id, COURSE.get_goroskop(html))
elif call.data == '20':
COURSE = Course(HOST, URL_BUCKS, URL_EURO, URL_PORN, URL_WEATHER, URL_EDA, URL_ANEKDOT, URL_GOROSKOP, URL_PRAZDNIK)
html = COURSE.get_HTML(URL_GOROSKOP+'vodolei.html')
bot.send_message(call.message.chat.id, COURSE.get_goroskop(html))
elif call.data == '21':
COURSE = Course(HOST, URL_BUCKS, URL_EURO, URL_PORN, URL_WEATHER, URL_EDA, URL_ANEKDOT, URL_GOROSKOP, URL_PRAZDNIK)
html = COURSE.get_HTML(URL_GOROSKOP+'ryby.html')
bot.send_message(call.message.chat.id, COURSE.get_goroskop(html))
def prazdnik(message):
COURSE = Course(HOST, URL_BUCKS, URL_EURO, URL_PORN, URL_WEATHER, URL_EDA, URL_ANEKDOT, URL_GOROSKOP, URL_PRAZDNIK)
html = COURSE.get_HTML(URL_PRAZDNIK)
bot.send_message(message.chat.id, "🤡Какие праздники сегодня отмечаются🤡")
bot.send_message(message.chat.id, str(COURSE.get_prazdnik(html)))
def anekdot(message):
spisok = ['Анекдот', 'анекдот', 'анек', 'анекдотус', 'ржомба']
COURSE = Course(HOST, URL_BUCKS, URL_EURO, URL_PORN, URL_WEATHER, URL_EDA, URL_ANEKDOT, URL_GOROSKOP, URL_PRAZDNIK)
html = COURSE.get_HTML(URL_ANEKDOT)
bot.send_message(message.chat.id, 'лови ржомбу сука')
bot.send_message(message.chat.id, str(COURSE.get_ANEKDOT(html)))
def weather(message):
COURSE = Course(HOST, URL_BUCKS, URL_EURO, URL_PORN, URL_WEATHER, URL_EDA, URL_ANEKDOT, URL_GOROSKOP, URL_PRAZDNIK)
html = COURSE.get_HTML(URL_WEATHER)
bot.send_message(message.chat.id, str(COURSE.get_WEATHER(html)))
def THB(message):
COURSE = Course(HOST, URL_BUCKS, URL_EURO, URL_PORN, URL_WEATHER, URL_EDA, URL_ANEKDOT, URL_GOROSKOP, URL_PRAZDNIK)
html = COURSE.get_HTML(URL_BUCKS)
bot.send_message(message.chat.id, 'three hundred bucks в данный момент в рублях: ' + str(300*float(COURSE.get_CONTENT(html)))+' руб.')
def euro(message):
COURSE = Course(HOST, URL_BUCKS, URL_EURO, URL_PORN, URL_WEATHER, URL_EDA, URL_ANEKDOT, URL_GOROSKOP, URL_PRAZDNIK)
html = COURSE.get_HTML(URL_EURO)
bot.send_message(message.chat.id, 'Курс евро в данный момент: ' + COURSE.get_CONTENT(html) + ' руб.')