"""
Data Loaf usage example: Goldblum generator
Generates alternate names by which you could address Jeff Goldblum, should you
ever encounter him removing his shoes at an airport. See also: Idle Thumbs 43
"""
from __future__ import print_function
import dataloaf as loaf
blum = loaf.choice(
'jeff gold blum game cold fold gate blast cast cool coat'.split()
)
gold = loaf.transform(blum, lambda x: x.capitalize())
mc = loaf.weighted([
(1, 'Mc'),
(9, ''),
])
goldblum = loaf.weighted([
(16, loaf.join('', [gold, ' ', mc, gold, blum])),
(8, loaf.join('', [gold, blum, ' ', mc, gold, blum])),
(1, loaf.join(' ', [gold] * 9)),
])
if __name__ == '__main__':
print(goldblum.bake())
"""
Data Loaf usage example: band names
Generates names for indie bands that are destined to languish in obscurity.
"""
from __future__ import print_function
import dataloaf as loaf
noun = loaf.choice((
'killer man vomit machine sofa zombie horse door beef anger fire water '
'house summer lip hammock stick robot wheel'
).split())
cap_noun = loaf.transform(noun, lambda x: x.capitalize())
uncountable_noun = loaf.choice(
'Man Vomit Beef Anger Fire Water Summer'.split()
)
adjective = loaf.choice((
'Cold Electric Sea Giant Nuclear Flaming Old Battle Damp DJ Summer Proto'
).split())
# This is a pretty gnarly example! It could probably be refactored.
band_name = loaf.weighted([
(1, loaf.join('', ['The ', cap_noun, 's'])),
(1, loaf.join('', ['The ', adjective, ' ', cap_noun, 's'])),
(1, loaf.join('', ['The ', cap_noun, ' ', cap_noun, 's'])),
(1, loaf.join('', [adjective, ' ', cap_noun])),
(2, loaf.join('', [cap_noun, noun])),
(2, loaf.join('', [cap_noun, ' ', cap_noun])),
(1, loaf.join('', [cap_noun, ' ', cap_noun, 's'])),
"""
Data Loaf usage example: country song lyrics
Generates horrible country songs. Steel guitar not included.
"""
from __future__ import print_function
import dataloaf as loaf
someone = loaf.weighted([
(2, 'I'),
(2, 'you'),
(1, "y'all"),
(1, 'we'),
])
cap_someone = loaf.transform(someone, lambda x: x.capitalize())
someones = loaf.choice('my your'.split())
and_but_so = loaf.choice('and but so'.split())
to_a_place = loaf.weighted([
(1, 'on out to the pasture'),
(2, 'on out to the field'),
(3, loaf.join(' ', ['on out to', someones, 'ranch'])),
(1, 'on out to the rodeo'),
(1, 'to the general store'),
(2, 'to the bar'),
(1, 'to the honkytonk'),
(1, 'to the hoedown'),
(2, 'to the barn'),
(1, "fishin'"),
])
adjective = loaf.weighted([
(2, 'drunken'),
(2, 'no-good'),