def get_tweets(url, sender_uid=False):
try:
data = urllib2.urlopen(url).read().replace('\r', '').replace('\n', ' ')
data = re.compile(r'<table class="tweet.*?>.*?</table>').findall(data)
except:
return
tweets = []
for tweet in data:
try:
tmp = {}
tmp['full'] = web.htmlescape(r_fullname.findall(tweet)[0].strip())
tmp['user'] = r_username.findall(tweet)[0].strip()
tmp['time'] = web.striptags(r_time.findall(tweet)[0]).strip()
tweet_data = r_tweet.findall(tweet)[0].strip()
urls = r_url.findall(tweet_data)
for url in urls:
url = list(url)
tweet_data = tweet_data.replace(url[1], url[0])
tmp['text'] = web.htmlescape(web.striptags(tweet_data).strip())
uids = r_uid.findall(' ' + tmp['text'])
for uid in uids:
tmp['text'] = tmp['text'].replace(uid, '{purple}{b}@{b}%s{c}' % uid.strip('@')).lstrip()
# Check if it's a retweet
if sender_uid:
if sender_uid.lower().strip('@') != tmp['user'].lower().strip('@'):
tmp['text'] = tmp['text'] + ' ({purple}{b}@{b}%s{c})' % tmp['user']
tmp['user'] = sender_uid.strip('@') + ' {blue}{b}retweeted{c}{b}'
tweets.append(tmp)
except:
continue
if tweets:
return tweets
else:
return False
def define(code, input):
try:
data = web.json(uri % web.quote(input.group(2)))[0]
except:
return code.reply('{red}Failed to get definition!')
# Go through filters to remove extra stuff that's not needed.
word = data['html']
word = web.striptags(word).strip()
word = web.htmlescape(word)
word = word.replace('\\n', '').replace('\n', '')
while ' ' in word:
word = word.replace(' ', ' ')
word = word.encode('ascii', 'ignore')
if 'is not in the dictionary.' in word:
return code.say('Definition for {b}%s{b} not found' % input.group(2))
# Everything below here is for colors only
word = '{b}{purple}%s{c}{b}: %s' % (
data['query'], word[len(data['query']) + 1::])
word = word.replace('(', '{purple}{b}(').replace(')', '){b}{c}')
if len(word) > 250:
word = word[:245] + '{c}{b}[...]'
code.say(word)
def chuck(code, input):
"""Get random Chuck Norris facts. I bet he's better than you."""
try:
data = web.json('http://api.icndb.com/jokes/random')
except:
return code.say('Chuck seems to be in the way. I\'m not f*****g with him.')
code.say('#{blue}%s{c} - %s' % (data['value']['id'], web.htmlescape(data['value']['joke'])))
def define(code, input):
try:
data = web.json(uri % web.quote(input.group(2)))[0]
except:
return code.reply('{red}Failed to get definition!')
# Go through filters to remove extra stuff that's not needed.
word = data['html']
word = web.striptags(word).strip()
word = web.htmlescape(word)
word = word.replace('\\n', '').replace('\n', '')
while ' ' in word:
word = word.replace(' ', ' ')
word = word.encode('ascii', 'ignore')
if 'is not in the dictionary.' in word:
return code.say('Definition for {b}%s{b} not found' % input.group(2))
# Everything below here is for colors only
word = '{b}{purple}%s{c}{b}: %s' % (data['query'],
word[len(data['query']) + 1::])
word = word.replace('(', '{purple}{b}(').replace(')', '){b}{c}')
if len(word) > 250:
word = word[:245] + '{c}{b}[...]'
code.say(word)
def get_url_data(url):
if len(url) < url_min_length:
return False # URL is really short. Don't need shortening.
try:
uri = web.get(url)
if not uri.info().maintype == 'text':
return False
data = uri.read(1024) # Only read soo much of a large site.
title = re.compile('<title>(.*?)</title>',
re.IGNORECASE | re.DOTALL).search(data).group(1)
title = web.htmlescape(title)
title = title.replace('\n', '').replace('\r', '')
# Remove spaces...
while ' ' in title:
title = title.replace(' ', ' ')
# Shorten LONG urls
if len(title) > 200:
title = title[:200] + '[...]'
if len(title) < title_min_length: # Title output too short
return False
return title
except:
return False
def get_url_data(url):
if len(url) < url_min_length:
return False # URL is really short. Don't need shortening.
try:
uri = web.get(url)
if not uri.info().maintype == 'text':
return False
data = uri.read(1024) # Only read soo much of a large site.
title = re.compile('<title>(.*?)</title>',
re.IGNORECASE | re.DOTALL).search(data).group(1)
title = web.htmlescape(title)
title = title.replace('\n', '').replace('\r', '')
# Remove spaces...
while ' ' in title:
title = title.replace(' ', ' ')
# Shorten LONG urls
if len(title) > 200:
title = title[:200] + '[...]'
if len(title) < title_min_length: # Title output too short
return False
return title
except:
return False
def user_lookup(code, id, showerror=True):
try:
data = web.get(
'http://steamdb.info/calculator/?player=%s¤cy=us' % id, timeout=10).read()
if 'This profile is private, unable to retrieve owned games.' in data:
if showerror:
code.say(
'{b}Unabled to retrieve info, that account is {red}private{c}!')
return
realname = re.search(
r'<title>.*?</title>', data).group().split('>')[1].split(' \xc2\xb7')[0]
status = re.search(
r'<td class="span2">Status</td>.*?<td>.*?</td>', data).group()
status = web.striptags(status).strip('Status')
# Basic user information
details = data.split('[list]')[1].split('[/list]')[0]
details = re.sub(r'\<\/.*?\>', '', details)
details = re.sub(r'\<.*?\>', ' {b}- ', details)
details = re.sub(r'\[.*?\]', '', details)
details = details.replace(': ', ': {b}')
url = 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/' + id
return code.say('{b}%s{b} - {green}%s{c} - %s - %s' % (web.htmlescape(realname), status, details, url))
except:
if showerror:
code.say('{b}Unable to find user information on %s!' % id)
return
def lastfm(code, input):
user = input.group(2).split()[0].strip().lower()
# Charset fuckery
data = getdata(user).decode('utf-8').encode('ascii', 'ignore')
if not data:
return code.say('Username %s does not exist in the last.fm database.' % (user))
song = web.striptags(re.compile(r'<title>.*?</title>').findall(data)[1])
code.reply('{purple}' + web.htmlescape(song).replace(' ', ' -- ', 1) + '{c} {red}(via Last.Fm)')
def chuck(code, input):
"""Get random Chuck Norris facts. I bet he's better than you."""
try:
data = web.json('http://api.icndb.com/jokes/random')
except:
return code.say(
'Chuck seems to be in the way. I\'m not f*****g with him.')
code.say('#{blue}%s{c} - %s' %
(data['value']['id'], web.htmlescape(data['value']['joke'])))
def get_tweets(url, sender_uid=False):
try:
data = urllib2.urlopen(url).read().replace('\r', '').replace('\n', ' ')
data = re.compile(r'<table class="tweet.*?>.*?</table>').findall(data)
except:
return
tweets = []
for tweet in data:
try:
tmp = {}
tmp['full'] = web.htmlescape(r_fullname.findall(tweet)[0].strip())
tmp['user'] = r_username.findall(tweet)[0].strip()
tmp['time'] = web.striptags(r_time.findall(tweet)[0]).strip()
tweet_data = r_tweet.findall(tweet)[0].strip()
urls = r_url.findall(tweet_data)
for url in urls:
url = list(url)
tweet_data = tweet_data.replace(url[1], url[0])
tmp['text'] = web.htmlescape(web.striptags(tweet_data).strip())
uids = r_uid.findall(' ' + tmp['text'])
for uid in uids:
tmp['text'] = tmp['text'].replace(
uid, '{purple}{b}@{b}%s{c}' % uid.strip('@')).lstrip()
# Check if it's a retweet
if sender_uid:
if sender_uid.lower().strip('@') != tmp['user'].lower().strip(
'@'):
tmp['text'] = tmp[
'text'] + ' ({purple}{b}@{b}%s{c})' % tmp['user']
tmp['user'] = sender_uid.strip(
'@') + ' {blue}{b}retweeted{c}{b}'
tweets.append(tmp)
except:
continue
if tweets:
return tweets
else:
return False
def fml(code, input):
"""fml - Retrieve random FML's, via FMyLife.com's dev API."""
# Random/No input
if not input.group(2):
try:
r = fml_random()
code.say('#{blue}%s{c} %s +{b}%s{b}/-{b}%s{b}' % (str(r['fml-id']),
web.htmlescape(r['fml']).replace('FML', '{red}FML{c}'), r['+'], r['-']))
except:
return code.say('{red}Failed to retrieve random FML.')
elif input.group(2).startswith('#') and input.group(2).lstrip('#').isdigit():
try:
r = fml_id_search(input.group(2).lstrip('#'))
code.say('#{blue}%s{c} %s +{b}%s{b}/-{b}%s{b}' % (str(r['fml-id']),
web.htmlescape(r['fml']).replace('FML', '{red}FML{c}'), r['+'], r['-']))
except:
return code.say('Failed to retrieve FML via ID.')
# Input/Assume search query, with (possible) number at end indicating FML
# index
else:
msg = input.group(2).lower().strip()
parts = msg.split()
if parts[-1].replace('-', '').isdigit():
if int(parts[-1]) <= 0:
id = 1
else:
id = int(parts[-1].replace('-', ''))
del parts[-1]
query = '+'.join(parts)
else:
id = 1
query = msg.replace(' ', '+')
try:
r = fml_search(query, id)
code.say(
'(%s/%s) #{blue}%s{c} %s +{b}%s{b}/-{b}%s{b}' % (r['id'], r['max'], str(r['fml-id']),
web.htmlescape(r['fml']).replace('FML', '{red}FML{c}'), r['+'], r['-']))
except:
return code.say('Failed to search for FML.')
def dinner(code, input):
"""fd -- WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR F*****G DINNER?"""
err = '{red}EAT LEFT OVER PIZZA FOR ALL I CARE.'
try:
data = web.get(uri).read()
results = re_mark.findall(data)
if not results:
return code.say(err)
url, food = results[0][0], web.htmlescape(results[0][1])
code.say('WHY DON\'T YOU EAT SOME F*****G {b}%s{b}. HERE IS THE RECIPE: %s' % (
food.upper(), url))
except:
return code.say(err)
def dinner(code, input):
"""fd -- WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR F*****G DINNER?"""
err = '{red}EAT LEFT OVER PIZZA FOR ALL I CARE.'
try:
data = get(uri).read()
results = re_mark.findall(data)
if not results:
return code.say(err)
url, food = results[0][0], htmlescape(results[0][1])
code.say(
'WHY DON\'T YOU EAT SOME F*****G {b}%s{b}. HERE IS THE RECIPE: %s'
% (food.upper(), url))
except:
return code.say(err)
def fml(code, input):
"""fml - Retrieve random FML's, via FMyLife.com's dev API."""
# Random/No input
if not input.group(2):
try:
r = fml_random()
code.say('#{blue}%s{c} %s +{b}%s{b}/-{b}%s{b}' % (str(r['fml-id']),
web.htmlescape(r['fml']).replace('FML', '{red}FML{c}'), r['+'], r['-']))
except:
return code.say('{red}Failed to retrieve random FML.')
elif input.group(2).startswith('#') and input.group(2).lstrip('#').isdigit():
try:
r = fml_id_search(input.group(2).lstrip('#'))
code.say('#{blue}%s{c} %s +{b}%s{b}/-{b}%s{b}' % (str(r['fml-id']),
web.htmlescape(r['fml']).replace('FML', '{red}FML{c}'), r['+'], r['-']))
except:
return code.say('Failed to retrieve FML via ID.')
# Input/Assume search query, with (possible) number at end indicating FML index
else:
msg = input.group(2).lower().strip()
parts = msg.split()
if parts[-1].replace('-', '').isdigit():
if int(parts[-1]) <= 0:
id = 1
else:
id = int(parts[-1].replace('-', ''))
del parts[-1]
query = '+'.join(parts)
else:
id = 1
query = msg.replace(' ', '+')
try:
r = fml_search(query, id)
code.say('(%s/%s) #{blue}%s{c} %s +{b}%s{b}/-{b}%s{b}' % (r['id'], r['max'], str(r['fml-id']),
web.htmlescape(r['fml']).replace('FML', '{red}FML{c}'), r['+'], r['-']))
except:
return code.say('Failed to search for FML.')
def wa(code, input):
"""Wolphram Alpha search"""
query = input.group(2)
uri = 'http://tumbolia.appspot.com/wa/'
answer = urllib2.urlopen(uri + urllib.quote(query)).read()
if answer and 'json stringified precioussss' not in answer:
answer = answer.split(';')
if len(answer) > 3:
answer = answer[1]
answer = '{purple}{b}WolphramAlpha: {c}{b}' + answer
while ' ' in answer:
answer = answer.replace(' ', ' ')
return code.say(web.htmlescape(answer))
else:
return code.reply('{red}Sorry, no result.')
def fucking_weather(code, input):
"""fw (ZIP|City, State) -- provide a ZIP code or a city state pair to hear about the f*****g weather"""
if not input.group(2):
return code.say('{red}{b}INVALID F*****G INPUT. PLEASE ENTER A F*****G ZIP CODE, OR A F*****G CITY-STATE PAIR.')
try:
text = quote(input.group(2))
data = get('http://thefuckingweather.com/?where=%s' % text).read()
temp = re.compile(r'<p class="large"><span class="temperature" tempf=".*?">.*?</p>').findall(data)[0]
temp = re.sub(r'\<.*?\>', '', temp).strip().replace(' ', '').replace('"', '')
remark = re.compile(r'<p class="remark">.*?</p>').findall(data)[0]
remark = re.sub(r'\<.*?\>', '', remark).strip()
flavor = re.compile(r'<p class="flavor">.*?</p>').findall(data)[0]
flavor = re.sub(r'\<.*?\>', '', flavor).strip()
return code.say(web.htmlescape(temp) + ' ' + remark + '. ' + flavor)
except:
return code.say('{red}{b}I CAN\'T FIND THAT SHIT.')
def fml_random():
"""fml - Retrieve random FML's, via FMyLife.com's dev API."""
try:
r = web.get('http://api.fmylife.com/view/random/1?language=%s&key=%s' % (
language, key
)).read()
except:
return
fml = re.compile(r'<text>.*?</text>').findall(r)
fmlid = re.compile(r'<item id=".*?">').findall(r)
agree = re.compile(r'<agree>.*?</agree>').findall(r)
deserved = re.compile(r'<deserved>.*?</deserved>').findall(r)
return {
'fml': web.htmlescape(web.striptags(fml[0]).strip()),
'fml-id': fmlid[0].replace('<item id="', '', 1).replace('">', '', 1).strip(),
'+': web.striptags(agree[0]).strip(),
'-': web.striptags(deserved[0]).strip()
}
def fml_random():
"""fml - Retrieve random FML's, via FMyLife.com's dev API."""
try:
r = web.get('http://api.fmylife.com/view/random/1?language=%s&key=%s' % (
language, key
)).read()
except:
return
fml = re.compile(r'<text>.*?</text>').findall(r)
fmlid = re.compile(r'<item id=".*?">').findall(r)
agree = re.compile(r'<agree>.*?</agree>').findall(r)
deserved = re.compile(r'<deserved>.*?</deserved>').findall(r)
return {
'fml': web.htmlescape(web.striptags(fml[0]).strip()),
'fml-id': fmlid[0].replace('<item id="', '', 1).replace('">', '', 1).strip(),
'+': web.striptags(agree[0]).strip(),
'-': web.striptags(deserved[0]).strip()
}
def fml_id_search(query_id):
"""fml - Retrieve the FML in accordance with the assigned ID, via FMyLife.com's dev API."""
try:
r = web.get('http://api.fmylife.com/view/%s/nocomment?language=%s&key=%s' % (
str(query_id),
language, key
)).read()
except:
return
fml = re.compile(r'<text>.*?</text>').findall(r)
fmlid = re.compile(r'<item id=".*?">').findall(r)
agree = re.compile(r'<agree>.*?</agree>').findall(r)
deserved = re.compile(r'<deserved>.*?</deserved>').findall(r)
return {
'fml': web.htmlescape(web.striptags(fml[0]).strip()),
'fml-id': fmlid[0].replace('<item id="', '', 1).replace('">', '', 1).strip(),
'+': web.striptags(agree[0]).strip(),
'-': web.striptags(deserved[0]).strip()
}
def fml_id_search(query_id):
"""fml - Retrieve the FML in accordance with the assigned ID, via FMyLife.com's dev API."""
try:
r = web.get('http://api.fmylife.com/view/%s/nocomment?language=%s&key=%s' % (
str(query_id),
language, key
)).read()
except:
return
fml = re.compile(r'<text>.*?</text>').findall(r)
fmlid = re.compile(r'<item id=".*?">').findall(r)
agree = re.compile(r'<agree>.*?</agree>').findall(r)
deserved = re.compile(r'<deserved>.*?</deserved>').findall(r)
return {
'fml': web.htmlescape(web.striptags(fml[0]).strip()),
'fml-id': fmlid[0].replace('<item id="', '', 1).replace('">', '', 1).strip(),
'+': web.striptags(agree[0]).strip(),
'-': web.striptags(deserved[0]).strip()
}
def wa(code, input):
"""Wolfram Alpha search"""
query = input.group(2)
uri = 'http://tumbolia.appspot.com/wa/'
try:
answer = web.get(uri + web.quote(query), timeout=10).read()
except:
return code.say('It seems WolframAlpha took too long to respond!')
if answer and 'json stringified precioussss' not in answer:
answer = answer.strip('\n').split(';')
for i in range(len(answer)):
answer[i] = answer[i].replace('|', '').strip()
answer = '{purple}{b}WolframAlpha: {c}{b}' + ' - '.join(answer).replace('\\', '').replace('->', ': ')
while ' ' in answer:
answer = answer.replace(' ', ' ')
return code.say(web.htmlescape(answer))
else:
return code.reply('{red}Sorry, no result.')
def fucking_weather(code, input):
"""fw (ZIP|City, State) -- provide a ZIP code or a city state pair to hear about the f*****g weather"""
if not input.group(2):
return code.say(
'{red}{b}INVALID F*****G INPUT. PLEASE ENTER A F*****G ZIP CODE, OR A F*****G CITY-STATE PAIR.'
)
try:
text = quote(input.group(2))
data = get('http://thefuckingweather.com/?where=%s' % text).read()
temp = re.compile(
r'<p class="large"><span class="temperature" tempf=".*?">.*?</p>'
).findall(data)[0]
temp = re.sub(r'\<.*?\>', '',
temp).strip().replace(' ', '').replace('"', '')
remark = re.compile(r'<p class="remark">.*?</p>').findall(data)[0]
remark = re.sub(r'\<.*?\>', '', remark).strip()
flavor = re.compile(r'<p class="flavor">.*?</p>').findall(data)[0]
flavor = re.sub(r'\<.*?\>', '', flavor).strip()
return code.say(web.htmlescape(temp) + ' ' + remark + '. ' + flavor)
except:
return code.say('{red}{b}I CAN\'T FIND THAT SHIT.')
def search(code, input):
"""Queries Google for the specified input."""
r = google_search(input.group(2))
if not r:
return code.reply("Problem getting data from Google.")
if not r['responseData']['results']:
return code.reply("No results found for '{purple}%s{c}'." % input.group(2))
urls = r['responseData']['results']
if len(urls) > 3:
urls = urls[0:3]
count, time = r['responseData']['cursor']['resultCount'], r[
'responseData']['cursor']['searchResultTime'] + 's'
# Make the search count prettified
count_commas = [m.start()
for m in re.finditer(r'{}'.format(re.escape(',')), count)]
if len(count_commas) == 1:
count = count.split(',', 1)[0] + 'k'
elif len(count_commas) == 2:
count = count.split(',', 1)[0] + 'm'
elif len(count_commas) == 3:
count = count.split(',', 1)[0] + 'b'
output = []
r_type = code.format('{b}{title}{b}{c} - {link}')
colors, color_count = ['{blue}', '{teal}', '{green}'], 0
for url in urls:
# Change colors based on priority
color = colors[color_count]
color_count += 1
# Remove html formatting
title = web.striptags(web.htmlescape(url['title']))
# Restrict sizing of titles to no longer than 50 chars
if len(title) > 50:
title = title[0:44] + '[...]'
# Shorten URL to fit more responses cleaner
link = url['url']
output.append(color + r_type.format(title=title, link=link))
code.say('%s ({b}%s{b}, {b}%s{b} results)' %
(' | '.join(output), time, count))