def _make_i_statement(self):
"""
{prefix}{PUNC} I {love, hate, f**k with, etc} {subject}{PUNC} {suffix}
For real, I f*****g love the lions. chyaaa
"""
i_statement = ''
verb = Phrase.get_next('VERB', sentiment=self.sentiment)
subject = f'the {self}' if self.plural else self.name
subject = subject.replace('-', ' ')
if flip_coin():
adverb = Phrase.get_next(kind="ADVERB")
i_statement += f'i {adverb} {verb} {subject}'
else:
i_statement = f'i {verb} {subject}'
if random.choice([1, 2, 3]) in [1, 2]:
punctuation = Phrase.get_next('PUNCTUATION',
sentiment=self.sentiment)
i_statement += f'{punctuation} '
else:
i_statement += ' '
if flip_coin():
suffix = Phrase.get_next('SUFFIX', sentiment=self.sentiment)
i_statement += f'{suffix} '
if flip_coin():
i_statement += Phrase.get_next('EMOJI', sentiment=self.sentiment)
i_statement = " ".join(i_statement.split())
return i_statement
def _make_analogy(self):
""""""
def _compare_with_other_subject():
lower_bound = self.sentiment - 2
upper_bound = self.sentiment + 2
comparing_subject = Subject.objects.filter(
sentiment__lte=upper_bound,
sentiment__gte=lower_bound).exclude(
topic__id=self.topic_id).order_by('used').first()
comparing_subject.used += 1
comparing_subject.save()
verb = "are" if self.plural else "is"
choices = ['like', 'basically', 'essentially', 'kinda like', '']
# the lions are basically the shotgunning tallboys of football teams
text = f"{self} {verb} {random.choice(choices)} the {comparing_subject} of {self.topic}"
return text
def _compare_with_altered_other_subject():
opposite = 10 - self.sentiment
lower_bound = opposite - 2
upper_bound = opposite + 2
comparing_subject = Subject.objects.filter(
sentiment__lte=upper_bound, sentiment__gte=lower_bound).filter(
topic__id=self.topic_id).order_by('used').first()
if not comparing_subject:
return ''
comparing_subject.used += 1
comparing_subject.save()
verb = "are" if self.plural else "is"
adjective = Phrase.get_next('ADJECTIVE', sentiment=self.sentiment)
choices = [
'like if', 'arguably like if', 'essentially like if',
'kinda like if'
]
n = 'the' if self.plural else ''
o = 'were' if self.plural else 'was'
# the lions are essentially like if the packers were amazing
text = f"{self} {verb} {random.choice(choices)} {n} {comparing_subject} {o} actually {adjective}"
return text
if flip_coin():
text = _compare_with_other_subject()
else:
text = _compare_with_altered_other_subject()
if flip_coin():
text += f" {Phrase.get_next('PUNCTUATION', sentiment=self.sentiment)}"
if flip_coin():
text += f" {Phrase.get_next('SUFFIX', sentiment=self.sentiment)}"
if flip_coin():
text += f" {Phrase.get_next('EMOJI', sentiment=self.sentiment)}"
return text
def express_sentiment(self, request):
sentiment = 7
if request.sentiment in ['POSITIVE', 'LAUGHING']:
sentiment = 8
if request.sentiment == 'NEGATIVE':
sentiment = 2
if sentiment > 6 and flip_coin():
text = Phrase.get_next('YES')
else:
text = ''
first_choice = random.choice([1, 2])
if first_choice == 1:
phrase_type = 'EMOJI'
else:
phrase_type = 'SUFFIX'
try:
text = Phrase.get_next(phrase_type, sentiment=sentiment)
except IndexError:
text = ''
if first_choice != 1:
text += Phrase.get_next('PUNCTUATION', sentiment=sentiment)
def _route_one():
# sender name is blank
# sender name is the {best, closest to god, most supreme}
# sender name is the {worst, most embarrassing, least qualified}
return f" {request.sender_display_name} is {Phrase.get_next('ADJECTIVE', sentiment=sentiment)} "
def _route_two():
# "I feel blank"
# "that makes me feel blank"
return f" i feel {Phrase.get_next('ADJECTIVE', sentiment=sentiment)} "
def _route_three():
# that's blank as f**k
return f" that ' s {Phrase.get_next('ADJECTIVE', sentiment=sentiment)} like {Subject.get_next(sentiment=sentiment)} "
second_choice = random.choice([1, 2, 3])
if second_choice == 1:
text += _route_one()
elif second_choice == 2:
text += _route_two()
else:
text += _route_three()
text += f"{Phrase.get_next('PUNCTUATION', sentiment=sentiment)} "
if first_choice != 2:
text += Phrase.get_next('SUFFIX', sentiment=sentiment)
elif flip_coin():
text += Phrase.get_next('EMOJI', sentiment=sentiment)
return text
def _add_a_little(self):
prefix = Phrase.get_next('PREFIX', sentiment=self.sentiment)
verb = 'are' if self.plural else 'is'
text = f"{prefix} {self} {verb} {Phrase.get_next('ADJECTIVE', sentiment=self.sentiment)}{Phrase.get_next('PUNCTUATION', sentiment=self.sentiment)} "
if flip_coin():
text += f" {Phrase.get_next('SUFFIX', sentiment=self.sentiment)}"
if flip_coin():
text += f" {Phrase.get_next('EMOJI', sentiment=self.sentiment)}"
return text
def express_opinion(self):
"""
"""
if self.topic.name == "FOOTBALL_TEAMS":
if flip_coin():
return self.offer_bet(entity='TEAM')
else:
return self._make_analogy()
choices = [1, 2, 3, 4]
if self.topic.name == "FOOTBALL_PLAYERS":
choices.append(5)
if self.topic.name == "BBR_MEMBERS":
choices.append(6)
choice = random.choice(choices)
if choice == 1:
return self._describe()
elif choice == 2:
return self._make_i_statement()
elif choice == 3:
return self._make_analogy()
elif choice == 4:
return self._add_a_little()
elif choice == 5:
return self.offer_bet(entity='PLAYER')
elif choice == 6:
return self.offer_bet(entity='MEMBER')
def right(self):
choices = ['f*****g right', 'damn straight', 'that\'s right', 'you know it', '💯']
core = '{} {}'.format(random.choice(choices), self.sender)
core += f" {Phrase.get_next('SUFFIX', sentiment=8)}"
if flip_coin():
core += f" {Phrase.get_next('EMOJI', sentiment=8)}"
return self._build_answer(confirm=False, core=core, suffix=False)
def talk_about_adjective(self, adjective):
prefixes = [
"i'll tell you what else is", "you know what else is",
"speaking of", "while we're on the topic of"
]
subject = Subject.objects.filter(
sentiment__gte=adjective.sentiment - 2,
sentiment__lte=adjective.sentiment + 2).order_by('?').first()
subject_verb = "are" if subject.plural else "is"
text = f"{random.choice(prefixes)} {adjective}, "
if flip_coin():
text += f"{subject} {subject_verb} {adjective}. "
else:
text += f"how about {subject}. "
text += f"{subject.express_opinion()}"
return text
def offer_bet(subject, entity):
if flip_coin():
text = route_one(subject, entity)
else:
text = route_two(subject, entity)
def route_two(subject, entity):
amount = random.choice(['a', 'a', 'a', 5, 5, 10, 10, 25, 100])
bet = Phrase.get_next('BETTABLE')
# strip the 's' off the end
if amount == 'a':
bet = bet[:-1]
if entity == 'MEMBER':
if flip_coin():
start = random.choice(["i bet", "i'd bet", "i'd bet you"])
text = f"{start} {amount} {bet} {subject.member.name} "
else:
text = f"{amount} {bet} says {subject.member.name} "
if flip_coin():
verb = random.choice([
"gets pierced", "misses the playoffs", "makes the playoffs",
"wins it all"
])
verb += " this year"
else:
verb = random.choice(
["cant pull off a shotgun", "doesnt send a shotgun vid"])
verb += random.choice([" today", " this week", " by this weekend"])
text += verb
elif entity == 'TEAM':
if flip_coin():
start = random.choice(["i bet", "i'd bet", "i'd bet you"])
text = f"{start} {amount} {bet} the {subject} "
else:
text = f"{amount} {bet} says the {subject} "
if team := NFLTeam.objects.filter(
name__contains=subject.name.capitalize()).first():
if team.next_opponent is not None:
verb = " beat " if subject.sentiment > 5 else " lose to "
text += f"{verb} the {team.next_opponent} "
choices = ["week 1"]
text += random.choice(choices)
if flip_coin():
text += f" {Phrase.get_next('SUFFIX', sentiment=subject.sentiment)}"
if flip_coin():
text += f" {Phrase.get_next('EMOJI', sentiment=subject.sentiment)}"
return text
choices = [
"win", "lose", "score over POINTS", "score less than POINTS"
]
if subject.sentiment >= 5:
prop = random.choice(
["win ", "score over POINTS ", "score more than POINTS"])
else:
prop = random.choice(
["lose ", "score less than POINTS", "score under POINTS"])
text += random.choice(choices)
if "POINTS" in text:
points = random.choice(range(18, 36))
points += .5
text = text.replace("POINTS", str(points))
text += " week 1"
if subject.sentiment >= 5:
prop = random.choice(
["win ", "score over POINTS ", "score more than POINTS"])
else:
prop = random.choice(
["lose ", "score less than POINTS", "score under POINTS"])
text += random.choice(choices)
if "POINTS" in text:
points = random.choice(range(18, 36))
points += .5
text = text.replace("POINTS", str(points))
text += " week 1"
else:
if flip_coin():
text = f"i bet you {amount} {bet} {subject} scores "
else:
text = f"{amount} {bet} says {subject} scores "
if subject.sentiment >= 5:
prop = random.choice(["over ", "more than "])
else:
prop = random.choice(["under ", "less than "])
text += prop
points = random.choice(range(8, 19))
points += .5
text += str(points)
text += " fantasy points week 1"
def build(self):
request_type = self.request.message_type
text = None
if request_type == 'HELP':
text = self.help()
elif request_type == 'FACT':
text = self.process_fact()
elif request_type == 'FOLLOW_UP':
text = self.process_followup()
elif request_type == 'GIF':
text = self.find_gif()
self.image = text
elif request_type == 'IMAGE':
text = self.find_image()
elif request_type == 'CONTENT':
text = self.find_content()
elif request_type == 'CHECK_IN':
text = self.give_update()
elif request_type == 'WAIVER':
wrapper = ESPNWrapper()
text = wrapper.pickup()
elif request_type == 'STANDINGS':
text = ESPNWrapper().standings()
elif request_type == 'SIMULATE':
text = ESPNWrapper().final_standings()
elif request_type == 'RANKINGS':
text = ESPNWrapper().get_power_rankings()
elif request_type == 'SHOTGUN':
text = self.shotgun()
elif request_type == 'YEBOA':
text = self.yeboa()
elif request_type == 'BET':
text = self.offer_bet()
elif request_type == 'QUESTION':
sender = self.request.sender_display_name
text = Answerer(sender=sender, request=self.request).answer()
elif self.request.subject:
text = Subject.objects.get(
name=self.request.subject).express_opinion()
elif self.request.adjective:
adjective = Phrase.objects.get(text=self.request.adjective,
kind='ADJECTIVE')
text = self.request.bot.talk_about_adjective(adjective)
elif self.request.bot.current_subject:
text = Subject.objects.get(
name=self.request.bot.current_subject).express_opinion()
self.request.bot.current_subject = None
self.request.bot.save()
elif len(self.request.text) > 100:
text = Subject.objects.get(name='long-messages').express_opinion()
elif self.request.sentiment == "POSITIVE":
choice = random.choice([1, 2, 3])
if choice == 1:
text = self.request.bot.express_sentiment(request=self.request)
if choice == 2:
text = ManagerFact.get_next(manager=self.request.sender,
sentiment=8)
if choice == 3:
text = self.request.bot.express_sentiment(request=self.request)
if not text:
text = self.request.bot.express_sentiment(request=self.request)
elif self.request.sentiment == "NEGATIVE":
choice = random.choice([1, 2, 3])
if choice == 1:
text = self.request.bot.express_sentiment(request=self.request)
if choice == 2:
text = ManagerFact.get_next(manager=self.request.sender,
sentiment=3)
if choice == 3:
subject = Subject.objects.get(member=self.request.sender)
text = subject.express_opinion()
if not text:
text = self.request.bot.express_sentiment(request=self.request)
elif self.request.sentiment == "LAUGHING":
choice = random.choice([1, 2, 3])
if choice == 1:
text = self.request.bot.express_sentiment(request=self.request)
if choice == 2:
text = ManagerFact.get_next(manager=self.request.sender,
sentiment=8)
if choice == 3:
subject = Subject.objects.get(member=self.request.sender)
text = subject.express_opinion()
if not text:
text = self.request.bot.express_sentiment(request=self.request)
if not text:
if flip_coin():
subject = Subject.objects.get(member=self.request.sender)
text = subject.offer_bet(entity="MEMBER")
else:
text = self.request.bot.express_sentiment(request=self.request)
if not text or text == '':
choices = [
f"lol i {Phrase.get_next('VERB', sentiment=8)} {self.request.sender_display_name}",
f"lmao {self.request.sender_display_name} is {Phrase.get_next('ADJECTIVE', sentiment=8)}",
f"{self.request.sender_display_name} with the {Phrase.get_next('THING', sentiment=8)}",
f"that's some {Phrase.get_next('ADJECTIVE')} shit"
"damn for real?",
f"lol you right {self.request.sender_display_name}",
f"lol i guess so {self.request.sender_display_name}",
f"{self.request.sender_display_name} bringing the {Phrase.get_next('THING', sentiment=8)}",
f"{self.request.sender_display_name} out here hittin home runs",
"sick!!", "we lit"
]
text = random.choice(choices)
text += f" {Phrase.get_next('EMOJI')}"
text = text.replace('MEMBER_NAME', self.request.sender_display_name)
self.text = text
self.save()
def follow_up(self,
unknown_subject=None,
unknown_adjective=None,
subject=None,
adjective=None):
self.request.bot.awaiting_answer = True
if subject and adjective:
self.request.bot.awaiting_answer = False
readable_subject = subject.name.replace('-', ' ')
self.request.bot.current_subject = subject.name
adjective = Phrase.objects.get(text=adjective, kind='ADJECTIVE')
if abs(subject.sentiment - adjective.sentiment) >= 4:
nounverb = "they're" if subject.plural else "its"
actual_adjective = Phrase.get_next("ADJECTIVE",
sentiment=subject.sentiment)
text = f"nah, {nounverb} actually {actual_adjective}"
elif abs(subject.sentiment - adjective.sentiment) >= 2:
noun = "they're" if subject.plural else "its"
verb = 'were' if subject.plural else 'was'
previous_adjective = Phrase.get_next(
"ADJECTIVE", sentiment=subject.sentiment)
new_adjective = Phrase.get_next("ADJECTIVE",
sentiment=adjective.sentiment)
text = f"huh, i thought {readable_subject} {verb} {previous_adjective}. Turns out {noun} {new_adjective}"
subject.sentiment = adjective.sentiment
subject.save()
else:
self.request.bot.awaiting_answer = False
verb = 'are' if subject.plural else 'is'
adjective = Phrase.get_next("ADJECTIVE",
sentiment=subject.sentiment)
text = f"{Phrase.get_next('YES')}, {subject.name} {verb} indeed {adjective}"
elif subject and unknown_adjective:
readable_unknown_adjective = unknown_adjective.replace('-', ' ')
opinion_text = ''
adjective = Phrase.get_next(kind="ADJECTIVE",
sentiment=subject.sentiment)
verb = 'are' if subject.plural else 'is'
subject = f'the {subject}' if subject.plural else subject
if flip_coin():
adverb = Phrase.get_next(kind="ADVERB")
opinion_text += f'{subject.name} {verb} {adverb} {adjective}'
else:
opinion_text = f'{subject.name} {verb} {adjective}'
self.request.bot.current_subject = subject.name
self.request.bot.unknown_adjective = unknown_adjective
self.request.bot.awaiting_anser = False
text = f"Im familiar with {subject.name}. {opinion_text}. Please help me out and rate '{readable_unknown_adjective}' on a scale f 1 to 10"
elif unknown_subject and adjective:
adjective = Phrase.objects.get(kind='ADJECTIVE', text=adjective)
readable_unknown_subject = unknown_subject.replace('-', ' ')
new_adjective = Phrase.get_next(kind="ADJECTIVE",
sentiment=adjective.sentiment)
text = f"{Phrase.get_next('ACKNOWLEDGMENT')} {readable_unknown_subject} is {new_adjective}"
subject = Subject.objects.create(
name=unknown_subject,
sentiment=adjective.sentiment,
topic=Topic.objects.get(name="WHATEVER"))
self.request.bot.awaiting_anser = False
self.request.bot.current_subject = unknown_subject
self.request.bot.unknown_subject = None
text += f" {subject.express_opinion()}"
else:
readable_unknown_subject = unknown_subject.replace('-', ' ')
self.request.bot.unknown_subject = unknown_subject
self.request.bot.current_subject = unknown_subject
text = f"I haven't heard of {readable_unknown_subject}. Please help me out and rate it on a scale of 1 to 10"
self.request.bot.save()
return text