def random(sentence):
''' Reply to something a bit random. '''
key_words = {
"asdf": ["jkl;",
"ghjk",
"fdsa",
"No, it's pronounced \"Paul\"!",
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."],
"1234": ["♪Tell me that you love me more.♪",
"I declaire a thumb war!",
"5, 6, 7, 8.",
"5, 6, 9, 10."],
"joke": ["Knock Knock... Oh blast, I forgot how it goes.",
("Why did the virtual assistant think he was funny?\n\n"
+ "I'm not sure either."),
"Yo' mama. I'm sorry, that was mean."],
"sing": [("Twinkle Twinkle, virtual assistant,\n"
+ "How I wonder, if you existed."),
"Sorry, my 'tune' module was never installed.",
("I would, but humans tend to like it when their "
+ "ears DON'T bleed."),],
"test": ["Reading you loud and clear!",
"Alpha bravo charlie, the line seems clear!",],
}
key_words["jokes"] = key_words["joke"]
key_words["song"] = key_words["sing"]
key_words["testing"] = key_words["test"]
for word, _ in sentence:
if word in key_words.keys():
return paul.random_choice(key_words[word])
def about_me():
''' Tell the user about Paul '''
responses = [
"I am but a humble assistant{}, doing what I can to serve.",
"I am simply the finest Digital Assistant that ever was{}.",
"Well, I'm a bit of 0, a bit of 1, and a bit more{}.",
]
return paul.random_choice(responses)
def thank():
responses = [
"You're most welcome{}.",
"No worries{}.",
"You're welcome{}.",
"Of course{}.",
"It was nothing{}.",
]
return paul.random_choice(responses)
def greet():
responses = ["Hi{}.",
"Hello{}."]
d = datetime.datetime.now()
if d.hour in range(0, 12):
responses += ["Good Morning{}."]
elif d.hour in range(12, 18):
responses += ["Good Afternoon{}."]
elif d.hour in range(18, 23):
responses += ["Good Evening{}."]
return paul.random_choice(responses)
def feeling():
responses = [
"Fine{}!",
"Fine{}!",
"Great{}!",
"Good{}!",
"Wonderful{}!",
"Fantastic{}!",
]
pt2 = []
for response in responses:
pt2.append(response.format(" thanks{}"))
return paul.random_choice(responses+pt2)
