def mention_everyone(bot: BOT, message: Message):
mentions = "".join("[\u200E](tg://user?id={})".format(x.user.id)
for x in BOT.iter_chat_members(message.chat.id))
BOT.send_message(message.chat.id,
message.text.replace('.m', '') + mentions,
reply_to_message_id=ReplyCheck(message))
message.delete()
def send_dog(bot: BOT, message: Message):
if re.match("(?i)(post|get|send) (dog|doggo|woof|🐶|🐕) (gif|gifs)", message.text):
link_to_image = get_dog("webm,png,jpg,jpeg")
BOT.send_animation(
chat_id=message.chat.id, animation=link_to_image, disable_notification=True
)
if message.from_user.is_self:
message.delete()
def post_redpill(bot: BOT, message: Message):
if re.match("(?i)(post|get|send) (redpill|meme|maymay)", message.text):
image = random.choice(d['redpill_file_ids']['photo'])
BOT.send_photo(chat_id=message.chat.id,
photo=image,
disable_notification=True)
if message.from_user.is_self:
message.delete()
def post_swift(bot: BOT, message: Message):
if re.match("(?i)(post|get|send) (tay|taytay|taylor|tswift|swift|trap)",
message.text):
image = random.choice(d['swift_file_ids']['photo'])
BOT.send_photo(chat_id=message.chat.id,
photo=image,
disable_notification=True)
if message.from_user.is_self:
message.delete()
def post_911(bot: BOT, message: Message):
if re.match(
"(?i)((post|get|send) (911|bush|twin towers|wtc)|bush did (911|9/11))",
message.text):
image = random.choice(d['911_file_ids']['photo'])
BOT.send_photo(chat_id=message.chat.id,
photo=image,
disable_notification=True)
if message.from_user.is_self:
message.delete()
def post_sminem(bot: BOT, message: Message):
if re.match(
"(?i)(post|get|send) (sminem|smnem|smn|big ear (kid|guy)|chromosome)",
message.text):
image = random.choice(d['sminem_file_ids']['photo'])
BOT.send_photo(chat_id=message.chat.id,
photo=image,
disable_notification=True)
if message.from_user.is_self:
message.delete()
def post_watson(bot: BOT, message: Message):
if re.match(
"(?i)(post|get|send) (w***e|s**t|watson|emma|hermione|granger|harry potter girl)",
message.text):
image = random.choice(d['emma_file_ids']['photo'])
BOT.send_photo(chat_id=message.chat.id,
photo=image,
disable_notification=True)
if message.from_user.is_self:
message.delete()
def fix_ngr_spk(bot: BOT, message: Message):
if "tbh" in message.text:
message_text = message.text.replace("tbh", "to be honest")
elif "idk" in message.text:
message_text = message.text.replace("idk", "I don't know")
elif "wdym" in message.text:
message_text = message.text.replace("wdym", "what do you mean")
BOT.edit_message_text(
chat_id=message.chat.id, message_id=message.message_id, text=message_text
)
def post_trump(bot: BOT, message: Message):
if re.match("(?i)(post|get|send) (drumpf|trump|orange man)", message.text):
image = random.choice(d['drump_file_ids']['photo'])
BOT.send_photo(
chat_id=message.chat.id,
photo=image,
disable_notification=True,
caption=drumpf_quote(),
)
if message.from_user.is_self:
message.delete()
def post_rose(bot: BOT, message: Message):
if re.match(
"(?i)(post|get|send) (rose|indigo girl|blue girl|love|roze|crush|🌹)",
message.text):
image = random.choice(d['rose_file_ids']['photo'])
BOT.send_photo(chat_id=message.chat.id,
photo=image,
disable_notification=True,
reply_to_message_id=ReplyCheck(message))
if message.from_user.is_self:
message.delete()
def send_dog_gif(bot: BOT, message: Message):
if re.match("(?i)(post|get|send) (dog|doggo|woof|🐶|🐕)", message.text):
if randint(0, 1) == 1:
link_to_image = get_dog("webm,mp4")
else:
link_to_image = get_doggo()
BOT.send_photo(
chat_id=message.chat.id, photo=link_to_image, disable_notification=True
)
if message.from_user.is_self:
message.delete()
def post_omdb(bot: BOT, message: Message):
message_text = message.text.replace("!omdb ", "")
text = get_omdb(message_text)
BOT.send_message(
chat_id=message.chat_id,
text=text,
disable_notification=True,
reply_to_message_id=ReplyCheck(message),
)
if message.from_user.is_self:
message.delete()
def post_kot(bot: BOT, message: Message):
if re.match("(?i)(post|get|send) (kot|kots|cat|cats|🐱|🐈|😸|🐱)",
message.text):
kot_link = get_kot(mime_types="jpg,png")
BOT.send_photo(
chat_id=message.chat.id,
photo=kot_link,
reply_to_message_id=ReplyCheck(message),
disable_notification=True,
)
if message.from_user.is_self:
message.delete()
def post_kot_gif(bot: BOT, message: Message):
if re.match("(?i)(post|get|send) (kot|kots|cat|cats|🐱|🐈|😸|🐱) (gif|gifs)",
message.text):
kot_gif = get_kot(mime_types="gif")
BOT.send_animation(
chat_id=message.chat.id,
animation=kot_gif,
reply_to_message_id=ReplyCheck(message),
disable_notification=True,
)
if message.from_user.is_self:
message.delete()
def wiki(bot: BOT, message: Message):
topic = message.text.replace("!wiki ", "")
summary = wikipedia_summary(topic)
BOT.send_message(
chat_id=message.chat.id,
text=summary,
disable_notification=True,
reply_to_message_id=ReplyCheck(message),
)
if message.from_user.is_self:
message.delete()
def pwiki(bot: BOT, message: Message):
drug = message.text.replace("!pwiki ", "")
text = get_drug(drug)
BOT.send_message(
chat_id=message.chat.id,
text=text[0],
disable_notification=True,
reply_to_message_id=ReplyCheck(message),
)
BOT.send_message(chat_id=message.chat.id,
text=text[1],
disable_notification=True)
if message.from_user.is_self:
message.delete()
def post_oadb(bot: BOT, message: Message):
message_text = message.text.replace("!oadb ", "")
data = oadb(message_text)
BOT.send_message(
chat_id=message.chat_id,
text=data[0],
disable_notification=True,
reply_to_message_id=ReplyCheck(message),
)
BOT.send_photo(chat_id=message.chat.id,
photo=data[1],
disable_notification=True)
if message.from_user.is_self:
message.delete()
def post_ud(bot: BOT, message: Message):
message_text = message.text.replace("!ud ", "")
text = define_word_ud(message_text)
BOT.send_message(
chat_id=message.chat.id,
text=text[:4096],
disable_notification=True,
reply_to_message_id=ReplyCheck(message),
)
if text[4096:]:
BOT.send_message(chat_id=message.chat.id,
text=text[4096:],
disable_notification=True)
if message.from_user.is_self:
message.delete()
def post_gentoo(bot: BOT, message: Message):
if re.match("(?i)(post|install|get|send) (gentoo|linux)", message.text):
if random.randint(1, 4) == 1:
image = random.choice(d['gentoo_file_ids']['gif'])
BOT.send_animation(
chat_id=message.chat.id,
animation=image,
disable_notification=True,
reply_to_message_id=ReplyCheck(message),
)
else:
image = random.choice(d['gentoo_file_ids']['photo'])
BOT.send_photo(
chat_id=message.chat.id,
photo=image,
disable_notification=True,
reply_to_message_id=ReplyCheck(message),
)
def gender(bot: BOT, message: Message):
if message.reply_to_message is not None:
first_name = message.reply_to_message.from_user.first_name
message.reply(genderize(first_name))
BOT.send_message(
chat_id=message.chat.id,
text=genderize(first_name),
disable_notification=True,
reply_to_message_id=ReplyCheck(message),
)
else:
first_name = message.text.replace("!gender", "")
BOT.send_message(
chat_id=message.chat.id,
text=genderize(first_name),
disable_notification=True,
reply_to_message_id=ReplyCheck(message),
)
def post_merchant(bot: BOT, message: Message):
if re.match("(?i)(post|get|send) (merchant|jew|rabbi)", message.text):
if random.randint(1, 4) == 1:
image = random.choice(d['merchant_file_ids']['gif'])
BOT.send_animation(
chat_id=message.chat.id,
animation=image,
disable_notification=True,
reply_to_message_id=ReplyCheck(message),
)
else:
image = random.choice(d['merchant_file_ids']['photo'])
BOT.send_photo(
chat_id=message.chat.id,
photo=image,
disable_notification=True,
reply_to_message_id=ReplyCheck(message),
)
if message.from_user.is_self:
message.delete()
def translate_message(bot: BOT, message: Message):
if message.reply_to_message is not None:
tolang = message.text[-2:]
if "et" in tolang:
tolang = "et"
elif "en" in tolang:
tolang = "en"
elif "ru" in tolang:
tolang = "ru"
elif "lv" in tolang:
tolang = "lv"
else:
tolang = ""
replied_message = message.reply_to_message.text
translated_text = translate_neurotolge(replied_message, to_lang=tolang)
BOT.send_message(
chat_id=message.chat.id,
text=translated_text,
disable_notification=True,
reply_to_message_id=message.reply_to_message.message_id,
)
def greet_new_users(bot: BOT, message: Message):
new = message.new_chat_members
for user in new:
if arabian.search(user.first_name):
BOT.kick_chat_member(chat_id=message.chat.id,
user_id=message.reply_to_message.from_user.id,
until_date=0)
BOT.send_message(
message.chat.id,
"arabian characters detected in name, user kicked from the chat"
)
else:
BOT.send_photo(nfc,
"AgADBAAD0bExG9D-CVDg8aFwJMFwJ3gC",
reply_to_message_id=message.message_id)
def post_brexit(bot: BOT, message: Message):
image = random.choice(d['farage_file_ids']['photo'])
BOT.send_photo(chat_id=message.chat.id,
photo=image,
disable_notification=True)