def eat(thing):
strthing = str(thing)
if not strthing in game.Inventory():
print game.ParseText(
'''If it's not in your inventory you can't eat it! What are you gonna do,
scarf it off the floor, $PLAYERNAME? For serious.''')
return
print game.ParseText(text[strthing])
if strthing in deadly:
game.Restart()
if strthing in win:
game.Win()
Get.RemoveFromInventory(thing)
def use(thinga, thingb):
stra = str(thinga)
strb = str(thingb)
if stra == strb:
print game.ParseText(
"You think you're being clever, $PLAYERNAME, but you're not.")
return
if not stra in game.Inventory():
print game.ParseText(
"Yo, $PLAYERNAME, that's not in your inventory. Soz and all that.")
return
if not thingb in game.Vars() or strb in game.Inventory():
print game.ParseText(
"Yeah, that's not a thing that exists either in the world or in your inventory. So, no."
)
return
if stra == "sword":
if strb == "cyberogres":
if "llama" in game.Inventory():
print game.ParseText(
'''You mount the llama. Your mighty steed charges the cyberogres,
killing one with a blow from its hooves. You slay the second with a slash of your cybersword. You are victorious!'''
)
game.Win()
elif "t-rex" in game.Inventory():
print game.ParseText(
'''You mount the t-rex and raise your sword towards you foes.
It charges them down, swallowing them both with a mighty gulp. You are victorious!'''
)
game.Win()
else:
print game.ParseText(
'''You brandish your cybersword. The cyberogres pop into a fighting stance.
You slash at the first cyberogre, slaying them with a mighty blow. The second one comes up behind you and
crushes your skull. You needed that skull! Man.''')
game.Restart()
return
if strb == "player":
print game.ParseText("Uh, you stab yourself. OK.")
game.Restart()
if strb == "llama":
print game.ParseText(
'''Why would you... uh, whatever. You stab the llama and it dies. Monster.'''
+ modstr)
Get.RemoveFromInventory(thingb)
return
if strb == "t-rex":
print game.ParseText(
'''You brandish the sword at the t-rex. The t-rex is having none of that and eats you.'''
)
game.Restart()
if stra == "llama":
if strb == "cyberogres":
print game.ParseText(
'''The cyberogres rip the llama in two. "LLAAAAAMAAAAAA!" you cry, distraught. '''
+ modstr)
return
if strb == "sword":
print game.ParseText(
'''The llama looks at the sword, but doesn't quite understand how that might work.'''
)
return
if strb == "t-rex":
print game.ParseText('''The t-rex eats the llama. Monster.''' +
modstr)
Get.RemoveFromInventory(thinga)
return
if strb == "player":
print game.ParseText('''The llama licks you. Ew. Ew.''')
return
if strb == "haxsnax":
print game.ParseText('''The llama eats the haxsnax. Yum.''')
Get.RemoveFromInventory(thingb)
return
if stra == "cyberogres":
if strb == "player":
print game.ParseText(
'''The cyberogres are angry at being trapped in your inventory and murder you. So.'''
)
game.Restart()
if strb == "haxsnax":
print "The cyberogres eat your haxsnax! Oh no!"
Get.RemoveFromInventory(thingb)
return
if strb == "sword":
print game.ParseText(
"So you decide to give two dangerous cyberogres your only weapon. Whatever, it's your adventure."
)
Get.RemoveFromInventory(thingb)
return
if stra == "t-rex":
if strb == "llama":
use(thingb, thinga)
return
if strb == "haxsnax":
print game.ParseText(
"The t-rex chomps down the haxsnax. It is hungry no more! Success. Cybersuccess."
)
Get.RemoveFromInventory(thingb)
thinga.Hungry(False)
return
if strb == "sword":
print game.ParseText(
"The t-rex's arms are too small to use the sword. Alas.")
return
if strb == "cyberogres":
print game.ParseText(
"The t-rex eats the cyberogres. This is incredibly grizzly to watch, but, uh, victory, I guess?"
)
game.Win()
if stra == "haxsnax":
if strb == "llama" or strb == "t-rex" or strb == "cyberogres":
use(thingb, thinga)
return
if strb == "player":
print game.ParseText('''Cyberlicious! You eat the haxsnax.''')
Get.RemoveFromInventory(thingb)
return
if stra == "player":
use(thingb, thinga)
return
# Default failure text
game.ParseText(
'''You know what, I can't be bothered to make up an interaction between those things, so no, you can't do that.'''
)