def get(self, from_html=None):
if from_html is None:
text = yield from util.get_markup(self._insult_url)
else:
text = from_html
parsed_insult = bs4.BeautifulSoup(text, 'html.parser')
return parsed_insult.find('div', class_='wrap').get_text().lstrip()
def get_bestoftwitchchat_pasta(self, from_html=None):
index = random.randint(1, 1104) # TODO: programmatically discover max index
url = 'http://www.thebestoftwitch.com/feeds/posts/summary?start-index={}&max-results=1'.format(index)
if from_html is None:
text = yield from util.get_markup(url)
else:
text = from_html
raw_pasta = self._bestoftwitchchat_regex.search(text)
pasta = raw_pasta.group(1)
return html.unescape(pasta.strip())
def get_oneliner(self, from_html=None):
url = 'http://www.randomjoke.com/topic/oneliners.php'
if from_html is None:
text = yield from util.get_markup(url)
else:
text = from_html
parsed_content = bs4.BeautifulSoup(text, 'html.parser')
raw_joke = parsed_content.find_all('p')[6].get_text()
match = self._joke_regex.search(raw_joke)
return match.group(1).strip()
def get_twitchquotes_pasta(self, from_html=None):
url = 'http://www.twitchquotes.com/random'
if from_html is None:
text = yield from util.get_markup(url)
else:
text = from_html
raw_quote = self._twitchquotes_regex.sub(r'\1', text)
parsed_quote = bs4.BeautifulSoup(raw_quote, 'html.parser')
pasta = parsed_quote.find('div', class_='show_quote_text_area')
if pasta is None:
pasta = parsed_quote.find('span', id="quote_content_")
return pasta.string.replace(' ', '\n').strip(string.whitespace + "\"")
return pasta.string.strip(string.whitespace + "\"")