def action(self): self.puns =[ ["Why did the chicken cross the road?", "To get to the other side"], ["A man walked into a bar", "it hurt"], ["What is the name of a baby whose parents are a vampire and a snowman", "Frostbite"], ["Did you hear about the circus fire", "It was in tents"], ["Which vedge tables do golfers like best", "Greens!"], ["Why is a book like a tree", "Because it is full of leaves"], ["What do you get when you cross the sea with a burgular", "A crime wave"], ["What is a vampires least favorite puzzle", "a cross word"], ["What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino", "Hell if I know"] ] joke = random.choice(self.puns) print joke[0] say(joke[0]) print joke[1] sleep(0.5) #200 milliseconds say(joke[1])
def action(self): say("Shutting down computer") os.system("poweroff")
def action(self): say("daiii sey");sleep(.2) say("daiii sey");sleep(.2) say("give me your answer dooooo"); sleep(.2) say(r'IM half crazy; all for the love of you');sleep(.2) say(r'It wont be a stylish marrige;');sleep(.2) say(r'I cant afford a carrige; But you ull look sweet; upon the seat; of a bicycle built for two')
def action(self): print "Opening Website: " + self.site webbrowser.open(self.site) say("Opening" + self.site[self.site.index("www.")+4:])
def action(self): say("I love you too")
def action(self): say("Ice. Cold.")