def action(self):
self.puns =[
["Why did the chicken cross the road?", "To get to the other side"],
["A man walked into a bar", "it hurt"],
["What is the name of a baby whose parents are a vampire and a snowman", "Frostbite"],
["Did you hear about the circus fire", "It was in tents"],
["Which vedge tables do golfers like best", "Greens!"],
["Why is a book like a tree", "Because it is full of leaves"],
["What do you get when you cross the sea with a burgular", "A crime wave"],
["What is a vampires least favorite puzzle", "a cross word"],
["What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino", "Hell if I know"]
]
joke = random.choice(self.puns)
print joke[0]
say(joke[0])
print joke[1]
sleep(0.5) #200 milliseconds
say(joke[1])
def action(self):
say("Shutting down computer")
os.system("poweroff")
def action(self):
say("daiii sey");sleep(.2)
say("daiii sey");sleep(.2)
say("give me your answer dooooo");
sleep(.2)
say(r'IM half crazy; all for the love of you');sleep(.2)
say(r'It wont be a stylish marrige;');sleep(.2)
say(r'I cant afford a carrige; But you ull look sweet; upon the seat; of a bicycle built for two')
def action(self):
print "Opening Website: " + self.site
webbrowser.open(self.site)
say("Opening" + self.site[self.site.index("www.")+4:])
def action(self):
say("I love you too")
def action(self):
say("Ice. Cold.")
