def gen_purity_highscore(self):
reply = ""
now = time.time()
user_line = KVStore.getAllUsers(LINE_COUNT)
user_score = KVStore.getAllUsers(PURITY_SCORE)
user_impure = KVStore.getAllUsers(PURITY_IMPURE_COUNT)
user_seen = KVStore.getAllUsers(LAST_SEEN)
purity_stats = []
for user in user_line:
if user in BOT_NAMES:
continue
line_count = user_line[user]
pure_score = user_score[user]
seen_time = user_seen[user]
# this should only be the case for users that we have not seen
# since we started tracking when a user was last seen.
if seen_time is None:
continue
# exclude silent users or users that have been idle.
if line_count < 50 or now - seen_time > 60*60*24:
continue
impure_count = user_impure[user] or 0
impure_ratio = impure_count / float(line_count)
purity_stats.append((pure_score, impure_ratio, user))
# sort for highest purity score to lowest purity score, for the tie
# breaker use the most impure to the least impure, so that:
# a generally highly pure user who makes a mistake will be lower
# scoring than a low purity user who curses, and a low purity user
# who has a good run will beat out a high purity suer who is just
# doing the normal thing.
# TODO look into making an arbitrary score that combines the two
# factors so that we can highlight people who are acting the
# the farthest away from their normal ebhavior.
purity_stats.sort(reverse=True)
if not purity_stats:
return reply
most_pure = purity_stats[0]
least_pure = purity_stats[-1]
if most_pure[0] == least_pure[0]:
# it's not worth reporting if the first and last place user
# have the same score. (or are the same user)
return reply
reply += " %s is on the spoke at %d purity" % (
most_pure[2], most_pure[0])
reply += ", and %s is off in the weeds at a measly %d." % (
least_pure[2], least_pure[0])
if len(purity_stats) > 2:
reply += " Here's everyone else: "
results = []
for stat in purity_stats[1:-1]:
results.append("%s %d" % (stat[2], stat[0]))
reply += ", ".join(results)
reply += "."
return reply
def gen_sex_reply(self, target, store):
sex_count = store.getOrElse(SEX_COUNT, 0)
line_count = store.getOrElse(LINE_COUNT, 0)
if line_count == 0:
reply = "I haven't the slightest."
else:
reply = "%s has sex on the mind about %.1f%% of the time." % (
target, 100 * sex_count / float(line_count))
if not target.startswith("#"):
return reply
# TODO this needs to be generalized.
user_line = KVStore.getAllUsers(LINE_COUNT)
user_stat = KVStore.getAllUsers(SEX_COUNT)
user_seen = KVStore.getAllUsers(LAST_SEEN)
now = time.time()
stats = []
for user in user_line:
if user in BOT_NAMES:
continue
lines = user_line[user]
stat = user_stat[user]
seen = user_seen[user]
if stat is None:
stat = 0
# this should only be the case for users that we have not seen
# since we started tracking when a user was last seen.
if seen is None:
continue
# exclude silent users or users that have been idle.
if lines < 50 or now - seen > 60*60*24:
continue
score = (float(stat) / lines) * 100
stats.append((score, user))
stats.sort(reverse=True)
if not stats:
return reply
highest = stats[0]
lowest = stats[-1]
if highest[0] == lowest[0]:
# it's not worth reporting if the first and last place user
# have the same score. (or are the same user)
return reply
reply += " %s is a sexual predator and has sex on the mind %.1f%% of the time" % (
highest[1], highest[0])
reply += ", and %s is lonely and probably asexual at only %.1f%%." % (
lowest[1], lowest[0])
if len(stats) > 2:
reply += " Here's everyone else: "
results = []
for stat in stats[1:-1]:
results.append("%s %.1f%%" % (stat[1], stat[0]))
reply += ", ".join(results)
reply += "."
return reply
